Why the fuck are mosquitoes so attracted to me? I've spent maybe three hours outside in the past week and as you can clearly see I have suffered greatly for it. What can I do about this other than the obvious use bugspray/wear long sleeves/don't go outside? This shit isn't fair
Cover yourself in baby oil, then run outside naked while screaming "BEELZEBUB! BEELZEBUB! REEEEEEEEEE" over and over again until they go away.
>>8118217
Holy shit I thought those legs were mine
literally the same hair
Where are you from
>>8118221
Came from my mother's vagina just like everyone else.
>>8118224
I came in your mother's vagina just like everyone else.
>>8118224
Except I come i n t o you mother's vagina
>>8118224
Not OP. I'm from the US and my ancestry is basically Euro mutt
>>8118227
>>8118228
Very mature, boys.
Pasty white flesh looks delicious to mosquitos. Go outside more.
>>8118217
becuz u gay nigga
I get bit on my ankles alot, I dont think ive been bitten anywhere else actually.
and get this, im 6'1 150lbs. They can bite anywhere and score some vein
>>8118217
I used to be the same. As a kid, I got stung 199 times (counted) during a single night while staying at a hostel on a class trip.
Although I'm not sure there is a causal relationship, it got better when I started doing sports more (shortly after puberty). I'm still their prime target in a crowd, but it's usually limited to less than 10 stings per day without protection.
>>8118269
tan/sweat/body odor acted as a natural bug repellent
nigga u stank
Most mosquitoes are attracted to the CO2 you breathe out and follow that to find you.
The simplest solution is to stop breathing. That'll show those pesky critters!
>>8118217
stop wearing dark clothing, staying in one place for a long time (mosquitos are "activated" by CO2), and wear bug spray