I've been having trouble sleeping. Any advice on how I can fall asleep?
>>8037329
Take enough lorazepam to pass out at 10pm
Take eugeroics or amphetamines when you wake up.
>>8037329
Exercise regularly, stop eating processed foods, do not eat within 5 hours of going to bed, have regular sex, get more sunshine.
The biggest one is, "do not eat within 5 hours of going to bed." That's no soda or juice, just plain water if you need it.
>>8037329
a bullet
>>8037381
>These "old wives tales" piss me off so bad.
People don't want to do it or only try it 1 time or only for a week so they see no benefit. They want a pill to make the boo-boo go away. They don't want to straighten their life out.
>>8037452
No they just don't work. Someone has insomnia you tell them to go for a walk, you are not taking their condition seriously. If it's a couple days then whatever but if it's been going on for fucking years then fuck the doctor that says "go for a walk"
>>8037456
>fuck what random anon says
>fuck doctors who agree with anon
At least try melatonin for a little while before getting benzos.
>>8037337
>muh processed foods cause cancer
First, define "processes foods" and ill gladly tell you why youre stupid
ASMR videos on yootube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLRQ1iYZJNA
>>8037496
>muh processed foods cause cancer
Don't put words in my mouth. In case you don't know, insomnia isn't cancer.