>your field
>buzzwords that your dumbfuck professors/colleagues abuse 24/7
i'll start us off:
>math
>subtle
>slick
>elegant
and worst of all
>intuition
>>7990095
> physics
> approximately
> relativistic
> neglect
> separation of variables
>>7990095
If you don't get what these words mean, and think they're only "buzzwords" then you're just a fucking dumb undergrad.
>trivial
>morally
>BIG DATA
>Math
Proffesors:
>applicable
>natural
>elementary
Studens:
>uselless
>impossible to undestand
>>7990295
>Proffesors
>Studens
>uselless
Jessus...
CompSci
>MVC
>UML
>NO NO NO NO NO
he's a weird guy
>Upstream
>Downstream
>Shitstream
>Streamline
>Value
>Big Data
>The Internet of Things
>Nano
>Graphene
>Trivial
>Elegant
>Novel
>Consolidate
>Masturbate
>>7990095
Chemistry
People use elegant a lot, usually only when something is actually pretty elegant and very well done
Engineering
>cost effective
>>7990991
Oh I see, you mispelled Jesus intentionally in order to appear funny.
>>7991113
>streamline
you don't like laminar flow or somethin?
>>7991129
>Over-engineered
I think it triggered my prof more though.
>>7990095
All of those are good words though.
Subtle translates to "hard to explain."
Slick means "cool."
Elegant means "pretty."
And intuition is translates to "prejudice."
>>7990095
>biology
>medicine
>no math needed
>GPA
>no jobs
>>7990095
"Elegant" always triggers me.
>math
>beautiful
>trivial
itt: autism
You all don't know the pain of being a business major
>core competency
>strategic advantage
>pivot
>lateral
>win-win
>networking
>vertical integration
>cost effective
>horizontal scope
I had a professor who had the nerve to say that strategic management is basically the same as military strategy and just as important.
>>7991759
underrated post
>verify
>controls
>fraud
>arbitrary
>transactions
>>7991790
>business major
You don't belong here
>>7990095
all my profs are nice to be honest family, and i actually like math buzzwords
dont forget
>involved
>technical lemma
>book
>>7991794
I do what they mean. If you think that I don't know the definition of "elegant" or how its applied in a mathematical context, then you are the one who doesn't know what I mean. Let me explain.
If at this point in your life you're not totally exhausted by these buzzwords then either 1) you haven't spent years around ignorant and inarticulate undergrad pop-math fanboys who use these buzzwords--and, yes, they are buzzwords, the word "elegant" for example can be at any time invoked as a one-word explanation of why you like a certain result in mathematics--as a linguistic crutch a few months into their education after they learn that it's fashionable to attach some sort of VISUAL aesthetic to fucking mathematics (and perhaps you are one of those fanboys), or 2) you are infinitely more patient than I, and a much, much better person.
>>7991843
I have a math minor.
A-am I still a pleb
>>7991843
Is there a business board? I'd like a place to discuss what are the best dress shoes to go with my suit.
>>7990155
>To a good first approximation we can neglect relativistic effects, this allows us to preform separation of variables to retrieve the closed form solution.
>>7990155
I hope you're joking, but in case you're not: please go study something else.
Do you people really not understand what these words mean?
>>7990234
>>7991794
Come on, are you guys serious? There are really no words or terms that you find your professors and classmates abusing? What are your fields? I find it very obnoxious how it seems like people in mathematics all draw from the same extraordinarily limited pool of descriptions. It seems like the only things they read and expose themselves to are other mathematical papers which tiredly repeat these same phrases, which they then go on to use in their papers, which others then go on to use... and the cycle perpetuates indefinitely until there are only four ways express everything in existence. It's lazy and helps no one in my opinion. The fact that you think me being fed up with my field's practices evidences inexperience is retarded as well
>>7991930
It's like Newspeak except they only give us about 6 adjectives.
>>7991863
You have a computational mathematics minor, sorry :^(
>>7990095
>physics
> Canonical
> Spinor
> Superposition
> Trivial
> "Easy to see that..."
>>7991888
A nightmare!
>every person with a phd I've ever known
>if you will
>biopharmaceutical manufacturing
>it is what it is
>finicky
>wordsmithing
>>7990095
>CS
>Harmful (Their personal opinion and code pet peeves)
>trivializing the problem(when you use the correct solution)
>bad OOP practice(when you work around being forced to use the shitty solution)
Really hating these babby Java classes.
>>7990095
>novel
>machine learning
>deep neural network
>variational
>gradient
>batch
>>7993681
A buzzword isn't just some word that is used a lot in a field. All these things are useful terms for the AI field.
>>7991113
Most (CS/CE/stats/math) professors never use those I find. Maybe IT/business professors, who aren't really sure how a support vector machine works, like the term Big Data but I seldom hear it.
>>7993642
OOP itself is bad practice
>>7993716
>calc 2
>math
Pick 1
>data science
I think this bugs me because I was doing this for decades before it became a meme.
>>7990155
>nearly ideal
>>7991113
>the internet of things
>>7990095
>biology
>robust
>This part of calculus 2 is hard to get the student engaged
>Trust me, took me weeks for my wife to say yes
>>7990095
>medicine
>health
>care
>>7990095
>TRIVIAL
>R
>I
>V
>I
>A
>L
>>7993716
>calc 2
>math
Nigger have you ever taken a computational bio course? You can't even begin to do it without Calc 3 + differential + linear
>>7990095
>computational biology
>future
>comp bio is the future
>comp bio will be the next big field
>It's easy to understand from this point that
>observe that this organism/ drug/ model...
>pharma
>matlab
>>7990155
>> physics
>> approximately
Of course you are only doing approximations, since you can make anything as complex as you want, and problems become unsolvable long before that.
>>7990095
>math
How is this a buzzword?
>subtle
Agree with that
>slick
never heard it before
>elegant
kinda subjective, but it's not a buzzword
>intuition
Agree on that. Intuition is strictly personal. All of calCOOLus is intuition, if you think about it for a very long time.
>>7990095
>chemistry
>novel synthesis
>orbitals
>entropy is disorder
>happy electrons
Had a total redneck for a digital circuit design course. After a couple of weeks I started keeping a tally of how many times he said "in this case" in a lecture. The number was much higher than my grade and iq put together on average.
Physics
>Virtual Particles
>Indetermistic
>Bend space
good
cool
smart
theorem
corollary
proof
conjecture
real number
lean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10F1pIM_HqY
taleb
>>7992400
>Finicky
Kek'd out loud. My biochem professor uses words like this all the time; he's english so he often describes things as 'iffy' or 'erratic'.
>>7994624
>How is this a buzzword?
Did you miss the first line of the op?
>>7994677
>>Virtual Particles
That's not a buzzword, it's a vital part of quantum mechanics senpai
>>7994677
>>Bend space
Thunderbolts just released a video on this.
>>7993766
That's a great one.
>patterns
>biology/chem
>"environmental"
>"green"
>"quadrat"
>"quadrat"
>fucking "quadrat"
>EE
>Digital Solution
>Automated
>Moore's Law
>Interfacing
>Virtual Contact
>Coupled
>Heavy load
>>7991930
This isn't literature, who cares how they describe proofs?
>Math
>trivial
>open
I really can't think of any other "buzzwords" and I tried
>>7995831
You're right. Words aren't important and anyone that cares about something you do not should just stop. Thanks
>Language
>dichotomy
>paradigm
>deconstruction
>axiom
>langue and parole
biochem
>"from the structure it is easy to see that..."
>>7997655
Antifreeze proteins are cool as fuck
>>7997657
My professor doesn't really use words, he just sort of stops in the middle of a lecture to scream right into my face. What do I do, /sci/?
>>7997745
I have one of those profs. He gets so excited during lecture he loses control and yells everything really really loud. Sit in the back I guess. If that's not enough wear a cap with ear protection underneath.
