>>7985854
Did you just found out about PoCoE or something?

> steal it
you mispelled transform. Also energy doesn't belong to anything to begin with

Energy is never created nor destroyed we know this

>>7985865
The power company didn't see it the same way unfortunately.

>>7985854
Steal from who? The Sun? I don't think taking a crumb counts as stealing.
>>7986131
No need to bother with the power company. You can go ahead and try to photosynthesize the sunlight. I'll wait.

>>7986569

> I don't think taking a crumb counts as stealing.
> guys we're only taking fractions of a cent of every transaction

did you even watch office space?

>>7985854
your mum stole energy from my cock

>>7985854
So, what? We're a planet sized star-succubus?

>>7986999
The sun recklessly abandons its energy and earth is the crafty entrepreneur who reaps the benefits

>>7986062
*mass-energy

>>7985854
Energy can't be "possesed"

>tfw we're energy vampires

Etot=0

Friendly reminder ΣE=0 and dark energy is a meme because scientists can't explain gravi-waves

>>7987685
>dark energy is a meme
nice meme

>>7987543
No, we are converters. We take stuff from one type of energy or mass and turn it into another. We are nothing more than conduit capacitors with energy-mass conversion technology.