>never excercise, ever
>have really intense wank
>heart stops for a noticeable time before re-starting
>also have borderline Marfans syndrome
Am.. am I going to die bros?
>>7983278
you should probably go to a doctor and ask them.
Also you should probably ask that doctor about working out regularly so you don't die.
Its not that hard to figure out.
Yes. But don't feel bad about it, even /fit/ people will die eventually.
>>7983279
I second this.
Also learn to play the violin. You have an unfair advantage. See Paganini.
With ordinary fitness, ordinary lifestyle and lots of humour you should have good odds of reaching 80. The only common factor they have found for the very oldest people is a strong sense of humour.
>>7983278
you were probably just holding your breath without realizing it
I have news for you anon ...... are you sitting down? You should be sitting down for this ......
You're going to die because you sit too much. see pic Now stop sitting down and do some stretches or exercise.
>>7983581
does anyone actually sit like that ?
What about leaning back type of lazy sitting?
>>7983278
>heart stops for a noticeable time
if you noticed your heart stopping you would be dead or unconscious OP, it's just your imagination.
that said if you still have worries go see a doctor because 4chan sure as shit isn't the place to diagnose your medical issues.
>>7983564
>very oldest people is a strong sense of humour
Interesting. I wonder if it has to do with stress and stress relief. Pretty sure stress shortens your lifespan. Which means the time OP is spending worrying about weather he's going to die is literally killing him by shortening his life. Next time I get stressed out at work I can say "this job is sucking the life out of me" it would be true.
>>7983278
>heart stops for a noticeable time before re-starting
Is called a Skipped beat. Nothing to worry about when it happens in isolation.
There's no definitive proof that people die. Have you ever gotten an answer from a dead person whether he was truly dead? Just because your brain ceases to transmit electrical signals doesn't mean you aren't still alive. You know, Jupiter is a living being just as much as us. Atoms are living beings as well. A living being is simply defined as existing. Does a rock live? A rock does live in this world because it exists. When we die, we continue to live through the atoms that continue to exist far after our brain stops transmitting. Einstein is still alive right now smiling down upon us and being a Jew. Don't be afraid of death, my friend, because death is nothing but a myth and myths don't exist.
>>7983622
If air is alive, and there's a chance that you're breathing the air from some famous historical person (this can be calculated, it's almost certain you'll breath the same molecules as any historical figure), then some percentage of you is the exact same molecules that made up Hitler. You are part Hitler.
>>7983622
>A living being is simply defined as existing.
citation needed
