>be chemical engineer
>make 100k
>help lead research teams on free time
>help fund chemical research
>butt hurt chemists start faggot engineer meme
>>7955270
>100k
I'll be making 4x that after residency
>>7955273
Good luck with the soul crushing experience.
>>7955273
And you'll be in half a million dollars of debt and working 6.5 days a week. :^)
>>7955273
>working 6.5 days a week
implying that's a bad thing
>>7955273
Yeah but your work schedule will eliminate a lot of your time in where you could use that money for things beyond bills and food.
>making multiple threads a day because you got bullied by scientist master race
lmao dumb gorilla poster
>>7955273
Cool, i'm really happy for you anon, that your life is working out so well for you.
Real shame about your ego though, they don't teach you not to wave your dick around unsolicited in med school?
>>7955308
It's 4chan buddy calm the fuck down
>>7955273
must it always be about the money with you little americans
>>7955270
>this is what pipe lords actually believe
>>7955273
You'll also be working 4x as long hours and starting your life (if you can call it that) 4x later than OP while paying off 4x the debt.
>>7955270
>butt hurt chemists start faggot engineer meme
Engineers started the gay engineering meme...
Why post this thread? Are you an insecure chemistry major or something?
I don't understand why chemistry majors on /sci/ have an ego, in real life they are all super humble and essentially accepting of their support role positions as techs/research assistants to ChemEs. Even the PhDs are humble and understand their place in society. There's no need to brag down at them, that's like an MD making fun of nurses and biologists, which I guess is why you made this thread to make those implications.
Well, I for one am proud to stand beside my gay engineer brothers and sisters, in solidarity. Don't kill yourself, cause it gets better, or somesuch.
>>7955273
Have fun looking at 70 year vaginas and the hemorrhoids of a 400 obese fat ass.
>>7955270
Are you going to make bleach all your life?
>>7955590
>I don't understand why chemistry majors on /sci/ have an ego, in real life they are all super humble and essentially accepting of their support role positions as techs/research assistants to ChemEs. Even the PhDs are humble and understand their place in society.
R8 8/8, gr8 b8 m8.
Did you design any neat screws yet?
>>7955270
>butthurt chemists
It's ok OP, we all know you're the butthurt one here.
>>7955270
>Daily reminder that the faggot engineer meme comes from the FACT that engineering degrees have less than 10% women
>Daily reminder that this implies that if you were a raging black cock loving homosexual just going into university, your best bet to be surrounded almost completely by cock is to study engineering
>Daily reminder that when you were 17, that was the reason you signed up to engineering, even if you deny it today because of the stigma
>>7955270
Don't worry butt hurt chemists have found a solution.
Just don't tell them it was developed by some butt sore chemical engineers.
>>7955273
>the special snowflake shitposting on 4chan thinks he will ever get above $150k
ell em ayy oh
>>7955270
>be ChemE
>do dissertation in computational chemistry, like the chemists
>do a better job than them, graduate with a Masters
>go straight into a good graduate job, expected to be on £60k+ within a few years (not london)
>the chemists have no prospects outside of academia and teaching
keep your dank memes, maybe those schoolkids will appreciate them
>>7955270
is the ketchup business so good that you can make 100k? did I choose the wrong major?
>>7956119
Various chemists I know worked in actual chemistry laboratories, some even did so all around the world.
Why do you feel it is okay to just come to 4chan and start spreading misinformation like it was the gonorrhoea your mother got me
>>7956042
>decide to go to pure engineering school
>look up the Male/Female ratio. its 7:3.
>resolve myself that the next few years are going to be a sexless sausage fest
>start school
>half of the male student body are unwashed neckbeards and autists.
>be totally average in the looks department but i play a few sports and generally take care of myself
>swim in nerd pussy because my competition is a bunch of undateable hobgoblins.
better than expected for sure.
>>7956119
>>7955575
>americans
>little
pot jej
>>7955278
>>7955283
>>7955291
>>7955586
lol at all these faggots afraid of long work hours, let me guess you're voting Bernie?
>>7955270
>be chemical engineer
>tubes
>>7956590
Bet you don't even know the difference between a pipe and a tube.
>>7956559
>i want to work like a slave
>not a bernie supporter
Choose, Dimitri.
>>7956695
>working hard for good money is working like a slave
>I can't work more than 50 hours a week because I'm a low energy cuck
Usually people who equate hard work with slavery are the types to protest the minimum wage and think they are entitled to $15 bucks an hour for flipping burgers. In short... losers.
i'm interested in studying physics but i'm worried about how much money i can make with the degree. what are my options if i go this route instead of engineering? i really love the courseload compared to it but money is such a big factor since i'd be coming from a low income family.
you guys mostly meme but there must be some legitimate insight on salary and positions for physicists. be it software developing, technical writing, R&D, anything. i just want to know what i can do with my degree. i'm likely gonna go into condensed matter physics for a Msc, but i just want to know what else is there for a Bsc..
>>7956718
people on salary get paid the same amount per week even if they work only one day. working beyond your scope of interest is just irrational. your ego and projecting will get you nowhere.
>>7956660
i do know that i stuck my pipe in your moms tube last night
>>7956724
well done /b/tard
>>7956723
>>7955273
and how much of that is going to malpractice insurance?
>>7956719
somebody better reply to this or i will fucking go MENTAL RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>7956805
No, kill yourself. Only superior human beings such as I shall be permitted to take physics.
>>7956808
this is the one i wanna get into.
http://www.uottawa.ca/academic/info/regist/1112/calendars/programs/1012.html
>>7956559
>going into inescapae debt and working yourself to death for the rest of your life is desireable
Jesus christ you're a massive cuck. I bet you like pegging too.
You can engineer a new kind of lubricant so then you can shove your diploma up your ass.
>>7955270
And I am sure the shampoos you help create will be world changing.
>>7956947
hello low energy cuck
>>7955590
>Even the PhDs are humble and understand their place in society
this actually is kind of true, I know that I am just making random shit that might be used by some engineer 20 years down the line to make some shitty burger king kids meal toy
t. chem Ph.D. student
>>7957095
>I get off to the sensation of displeasure
Pretty sure you're the cuck here by definition.
>>7957576
>displeasure
>Implying anything a degenerate like you dislikes brings displeasure to others
wew lad, Let me guess you don't work out because it huwts??? ahh need a hug?
>>7957601
There's no honor in letting yourself get exploited for no reason you faggot. Why don't you go live in a cardboard box if you like punishing yourself so much?
>>7957619
>Punishing
Fuck off m8
>>7957635
Why not just work for free? That would be even better right?
>>7957645
I have, it's called volunteering
>>7957662
But accepting any form of pay is degeneracy. You aren't a greedy gimmedat are you? I bet you're a dindu.
>>7957665
>But accepting any form of pay is degeneracy
when have I said that?
>>7955270
that's a damn nice gorilla
>>7957667
Fuck off dindu. You should be working seven days a week, not a measly 6.5 you untermensch. Do it for the glory of Mr. Shekelberg.
>>7957675
It's crazy how much they look like people when they don't have hair.
