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My teacher says time is the tears of Allah. He says, though we
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My teacher says time is the tears of Allah. He says, though we can measure it with clocks, only a Muslim can understand it.
Give me a /sci/ explanation of time.
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>>7936076
Time is planck-scale tears shed literally by everything in the universe. God wills time to be
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>>7936076
Why don't you ask your teacher instead?
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>>7936076
muslim here:

your teacher is full of shit.
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>>7936076
German physics student here. Our teacher taught us the same. I think it's the scientific consensus.
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>>7936076
>a panel of Saudi scientists has concluded that women are actually mammals, granting them the same rights as other mammal species such as camels, dromedaries and even goats.
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/saudi-arabia-panel-of-scientists-admits-women-are-mammals-yet-not-human/
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>>7936088
lol. He said it's written in the Quran.
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time=(distance/speed)
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>>7936094
Is he saying that he can understand God will?
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>>7936092
Maybe in the next century they will finally figure out that men are mammals too.
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>>7936099
No. Just what is written in Quran. I want second opinion.
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>>7936076
>3deep5u
anyway assuming your teacher is a STEM prof, smart people can believe dumb things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y201QzDdzbg
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>>7936106
If the quran is divinely inspired, how can he claim to be enlightened enough to understand the word of God?
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>>7936092
>“If before women had the same rights as a chair or a table and were seen more as individual property, they now have an equivalent status to certain animal species, and thus must receive, at the very least, feeding, watering and be conferred a minimum of attention and respect, which was not the case previously,”
So... how have women there been treated up until now? I know they have to be veiled and aren't allowed to talk to men but this sounds so much more extreme.
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>>7936110
>>7936092
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>>7936114

I don't know. I like to hear /sci/'s take on what time is.
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>>7936092
http://www.theonion.com/article/more-realistic-meat-substitute-made-soy-raised-bru-52436
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>>7936114
Baby steps brah, baby steps
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>>7936094
he's trolling you very hard bro

even if that was written in the quran, you know as well as I do that it's metaphorical.
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>>7936102
>>7936114
>>7936121
>>7936122

>western cucks

enjoy your whores and the money siphoning
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>>7936114
This is the right way to treat them.
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>>7936129
As the Islam thing might as well be a bait I am too interested in the question.
>>7935985
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Time is the sum of all motion as understood as motion that has already occured, motion that is occurring and motion that shall occur.

Time for this reason is inherently linked to matter, Jewish philosophers who studied the sciences say that the abrahamic God doesn't exist in time, rather he is omni-temporal living in all parts of time at once.

In fact this is what the etymology of YHWH(Jehovah) means.

(He) who was is and shall be.
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>>7936094
>itz in da quran goys xDD!!
Give us the verse on a translated copy or don't make the claim at all.
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>>7936148
So what about Einstein? He said time was inherently linked to space. Not matter. Was he a bad Jew?
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>>7936151
I'm interested in /sci/'s take on time from a scientific perspective.
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>>7936155

If only empty space existed with no matter, how could you measure time?

Can you demonstrate it exists in a pure vaccum? does there exist any proof of time once we remove matter?
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Time doesn't exist, it's something humans made up so they aren't late to work.
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>>7936159
Every time you get one, you end up saying this meme.
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>>7936169
I haven't got a answer I'm happy with. Mind Einstien's time dilation.
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>>7936147
I told you anon. There is no such thing in the quran, move on.
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>>7936176
Stick with Islamic view because you are not allowed to be unhappy with it. Problem solved.
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>>7936185
>>7936189
The time question is still not answered and I don't like to see the smug face of my teacher later today.
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>>7936076
I think therefore I tell time
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COOL CLOCK AHMED
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>>7936076

you posting here is blasphemy which is punishable by death you infidel

go to the right board >>>/pol/
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>>7936272
It's just a bait. Talk about time.
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>>7936263
is that arabic writing? it's a bunch a swords
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>>7936313
at least not worms.
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>>7936313
>swords
They're called scimitars, pleb.
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>>7936263
bullshit
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>>7936318
scimitars is a sword
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>>7936094
I have read the Quran before, your teacher is lying Quran doesn't contains something like this.
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>>7936263
Keep bullshitting, cuz this is just some sowrds not Arabic.
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So what about relativity?
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I'm willing to bet you're British. You have my sympathies.
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>>7936091
Very subtle
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>>7936147
Cute 2hu
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>>7936097
this

without movement, there is no time
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>>7936076
>only a Muslim can understand it.
He wants to chop off your head. I suggest you conceal carry to class henceforth.
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