If your major had a slogan what would it be?
Computer science - we don't know why or how it works, we just turn it in.
>>7871863
That is not Computer Science, that's coding monkey business. Unless you're a trolling fag
Physics - I'm just trying to get into grad school
>>7871854
Medicine - If you can't do anything other than memorise.
>>7871872
You're right because you went into CS knowing how to program everything. internet ego
Math: $25,000 per semester for a full seat but you'll only need the edge.
Software Engineering - I'm not artistic or good at math
Systems Engineering - JUST
Biophysics -- Assume a sphere.
Pure Mathematics - Autism speaks
Computer science : I just want to make video games bro
EE+CE - get away from my virginity you fucking peasant
Financial mathematics - 300k starting
Chemistry - L I T E R A L L Y cannot stop sucking cocks
Physics - Cringy mathematical derivations.
>>7871854
Accounting - Cooking the stuff that matters
>>7871978
>Accounting - Glorified rule of three
Business - You want fries with that?
>>7871854
CE - J U S T F U C K M Y L I F E U P
Forensics - "Don't die with a make-shift dildo in your ass"
>>7871854
CompEng - When can I make a graphics card?
Mathematics - I'm unemployed and mildly autistic.
Whose from Earth in here?
>>7872017
I am, I think.
>>7871889
This applies only in countries other than the U.S.
Also you're probably some basic sciences grad student who's bitter about pushing pipettes all day.
>>7872040
Oh yeah, because the medicine course is totally different inside the us
>>7872066
Much more rigorous and detailed. The U.S has the highest standards of medical education, and produces the most highly qualified doctors in the world.
Chemistry - Don't major in this cooking shit, it sucks
>>7872074
So even more memorisation
Brag more about your people learn more things by rote
>>7871854
Chemistry - when do I get my meth set?
Bioinformatics- Gay and retarded. No one wants to use BLAST all day.
Luckily a lot of bioinformatics jobs are available in big pharma.
>>7872082
Let's see you spontaneously derive pathologies, faggot
>>7872089
Medicine simply does not require the intelligence of other disciplines. The intelligence of your average medical doctor is somewhere between your average industrial engineer and your average art student. Real engineers and real scientists are head and shoulders above anyone studying or practicing medicine.
>>7872093
>Medicine simply does not require the intelligence of other disciplines. The intelligence of your average medical doctor is somewhere between your average industrial engineer and your average art student. Real engineers and real scientists are head and shoulders above anyone studying or practicing medicine.
>this far in denial
Confirmed for being one of the thousands of failed premeds who bombed the MCAT and had to turn to basic sciences research instead.
>>7872100
Jokes on you, I never went to college, I am a plumber and I live in poverty in Omaha. Bet you feel stupid, but then again, you always do because you study the most retarded field out there.
>>7872105
"Define"
>>7872100
Im a former premed, currently math student.
The hard part isnt the mcat or gpa, its getting letters of rec and volunteering and all those other hoops you have to jump through. Doctors simply are more cookie cutter intelligently. they rely on mnemonics to just cram a bunch of shit . memorization doe not equate to intelligence
>Geophysics
Fucking fortran
>>7871854
EE+CS, Nice social life, would be a shame if something happened to it.
>>7871872
>>7871854
Pure Mathmatics: Bite the pillow, we're going in dry
TWENTY SEVEN LINES ON A CUBIC SURFACE
Maths. Smarter Than Thou.
>Medicine
-You have made a mistake
Physics - Math without the smarts or the 300k starting
IO Psychology - Why try when you have HPI and NEO-PI
>CS
>"duhh'rrrrrrr"
>>7871854
>Physics - End my suffering please
>>7871854
G=H-TS
>>7872591
Don't get why the gibbs equation is important
Do I have to be doing your course to understand the inside joke?
Marine Transportation- Just sailors with a college degree
Economics - Assuming I'll be unemployed
Neuroscience - Dude Potentials Lmao
>>7872596
I study biochemistry.
Civil - If it moves you're doing it wrong.
Not mine but the corollary:
Mech - If it doesn't move you're doing it wrong.
>>7872427
>important work like developing nontrivial algorithms such as merge sort
>>7872427
>logic like DeMorgan's Law
[spoiler]But I go to a top 3 U.S. engineering school where CS majors start off at 85k after a bachelors, so I guess I am kinda jelly. I could go into CS though if I wanted, since I'm Bioinformatics. Pre-med though (in 7 year BS/MD continuous program), so in 10 years my salary will be running races around theirs.[/spoiler]
>>7872850
It's like poetry
CE - paste EE's slogan here
>>7872005
why ?
Statistics, probably.
>>7873047
>CS majors seriously believe this
>>7873107
Honestly there's just too many CS majors. CS is a worthwhile subject, but these guys have never scratched anything more than the surface and are literally just code monkeys in denial.
>>7871854
Electrical Engineering - For people who think they know things
>>7873171
Telecommunications - you fucked up
Telecommunications - isn't this periodism?
Economics - "The first gulp from the glass of economics will turn you into a republican, but at the bottom of the glass unemployment and apathy for the political process is waiting for you".
>>7872238
This. I had a friend who had a 3.9+ GPA from a top 10 school, and a 42 on the MCAT. Didn't get into any of his top-choice schools (still got into a top 10 school, though).
African American Studies - Dindu Nuffin
>>7873309
>still got into a top 10 school, though
Why the hell is he complaining then
>>7872238
>The hard part isnt the mcat or gpa, its getting letters of rec and volunteering and all those other hoops you have to jump through.
That shit is mad easy, just suck up to your profs and volunteer over winter and summer breaks
you can be a literal drooling retard and get that part done
>>7873309
>This. I had a friend who had a 3.9+ GPA from a top 10 school, and a 42 on the MCAT. Didn't get into any of his top-choice schools (still got into a top 10 school, though).
Yo the thing is with med school it really doesn't matter where you go, as long as it's a US MD school (getting into one is hard enough as it is)
A doc from the University of Iowa has just as good a chance of becoming a millionaire orthopedic surgeon as a Stanford med grad
The only advantage I can see is that the Stanford guy will have more academic research hookups, but research is gay and there's no reason to do it while you're a doctor
>>7873085
Underrated post
>>7871971
>cringey
hand-wavey, sure, but CS is the cringe department bre
Physics - "I failed every single assignment in the class and was curved to an A-"
>>7871854
Women's studies. We offer courses in the kitchen.
Physics - J U S T
>>7872850
Solid kek from me friend
Psychology - I came here for the girls
>>7871913
i study systems engineering and i dont get it...
Machine Learning - Where intelligent water heaters become reality.
Math - 300k starting.
>>7871854
Electrical engineering - What we do would shock you
Physics
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>>7874046
>a Taylor rule is a monetary-policy rule that stipulates how much the central bank should change the nominal interest rate in response to changes in inflation, output, or other economic conditions.
What the fuck are you talking about
>>7874047
Kek
I meant Taylor series but I'm studying physics as well as economics and at the moment I'm learning for an economics exam and thought about the fucking Taylor rule
My bad
>>7874056
>as well as economics
Why waste your time senpai?
>>7874067
1 . because I had done only economics for a year before realising my passion for physics and I hate leaving things unfinished
2.i actually do like it, not as much as physics, but the grand scheme of the economies is interesting
3. I can help some of my friends who still only do economics with the math since it is piss easy compared to physics
What are you studying?
>>7871960
>>7872076
>>7872084
Why is the chem representation on /sci/ so plebby? Please drop out immediately, you clearly have no idea what you're doing.
>I repeat: kill yourselves
Physics - We obliviously believe technological progress derives from our discoveries
>>7874062
>You guys are so mean. At least I'll be making a living wage when I graduate.
>a living wage
>a job any idiot can do
pick exactly one (or vote for Sanders)
>>7873456
Im autistic
>>7871943
full on fucking kek
>>7872017
not me
>>7872074
>has the highest standards
Not trying to sound too stuck up are we?
>>7871895
top kek
>>7876641
It is the truth though.
>>7876655
guess I'll just have to take your word for it then
