How can humans compete with actual gorillas?
>bigger muscles
>don't need jobs for survial
>vegan
>don't even bother lifting
No wonder all those women in Japan have been going over to the gorilla and visiting the Zoo just to see the gorilla. Gorilla theory is an new theory stating that women's sexual attraction is really the gorilla due to their combination of height and frame. Gorillas have bigger frames than humans and there is no way a human male can defat a gorilla hand to hand.
>gorilla penis
Humans confirmed for being all about muh dik
>>7846213
>don't need jobs for survial
they live on welfare, from the zoo
Human skeletons are more aesthetic.
>>7846227
because you are a human and you are biased to see human shape as more aesthetically pleasing
>>7846250
Hes not really biased you cant defend that gorillas anatomy
>>7846286
Yes you can and he just fucking did
>>7846217
>thinks gorillas come from the zoo
>>7846213
>combination of height and frame
But gorillas are 5'2 to 5'6 on average.
>lanklets BTFO
>>7846213
>stronger legs
>better glutes
>bigger penis
>fine muscle control
Humans btfo of gorillas everyday
Tell them to come back when they've developed their own Iranian knitting imageboard
If this thread had been about dolphins, could have been different
So why are there billions of humans and gorillas are almost extinct?
>>7846447
>implying
