ITT: Prove that you exist.
Protip: you can't
>>7805789
I don't
>>7805789
I think, therefore I am a black hole.
if only I could dump water on you through the internet
If I don't exist how come I make this pizza?
Question solved, crisis averted.
>>7805789
things that doesn't exist, doesnt exist. "you" ~~denotes~~ a thing. the correct question would be "prove existence"
>>7805789
Prove I don't exist.
>>7805789
I am mentally capable of telling you to go fuck off with your retard tier philosophy, can physically effect millions of miles of wires, circuitry, and electrons, as well as being able to affect you (another being). I am therefore not a void and must exist in some degree as change does not happen without the existence of something to cause it and something to be acted upon.
If you're saying that I imagine all of this then cogito ergo sum, faggot. Also, if you argue that ”change happens in a vacuum because electromagnetic anomalies " then you've actually just proven that we have a plane of existence to be on.
Easy. The next line below is absolute truth, there is no need to doubt it.
I exist.
Checkmate.
suppose I don't exist
If I didn't I wouldn't start the proof in first place, which contradicts the assumption, therefore I exist
>>7806591
self-referential proof!
>>7806569
relax anus
>>7805789
>philosocucks actually believe this is a deep and insightful question
>>7806584
But how do i know the 1st line is true?
>>7806591
underrated post desu
>>7805789
>>>/literallyanyotherboardbutthisoneplease/
>>7806804
Why would someone lie about telling the absolute truth? Come on, mate.
>>7805789
Prove that you cant know nuffin
>>7805789
I exist. There, I proved it.
>>7806778
It was, back in the day
