depends on what are you scratching ? :^)

Keep scratching until you hit that black gold.

First you must create the universe.

>>7778850
Allow it to cool until individual atoms coalesce.

>>7778850
I give you a hamburger.

kill a dinosaur

>>7778768
>oil from scratch
What do you mean by "scratch", Peasant?

>>7778768
Easy. Just compost organics anaerobically for a few tens of millions of years. Piece of cake.

>take sunflower seeds
>apply pressure
>free oil

>someday you will be oil
>you are what you eat

de novo lipogenesis