Alright y'all fuck wads listen up. I found the solution to the energy crisis right here and I'm not even messing around.
So I got to thinking. What if we put a giant ass funnel in front of a wind turbine to make the wind all go right up in there like pic related. A flawless idea except for one thing. It's pretty fucking expensive to build giant ass funnels.
So I got a solution all up in here and it will be in the next picture.
Ba Boom.
You know that giant ass pole they all sit on? A big fucking pile of wasted potential. So we take that pile of waste and turn it into something useful. Straight up more effective windmills all up in here. Suck a dick geothermal energy, you just got pwned.
We cut it in half, flip it sideways, and make it catch that wind yo. It's gotta be concave and shit of course. But it sends that wind straight up in there.
? There's no energy crisis since nuclear fission is a thing.
You know windmills have brakes because they some times already cannot handle the amount of wind incoming? You're just gonna break it
>>7751713
Why don't we just replace the brakes with a second generator that turns on once it's spinning too fast and then it adds resistance and makes more electricity?
>>7751721
Or, instead of dicking around with a second generator, you could add bigger gears....
>>7751662
I have no idea what is going on in the picture.
>>7751769
The way the windmill is mounted makes the wind go up the pole it sits on toward the windmill. A typical pole makes the wind go around it, not toward the windmill.
>>7751653
Are you on the spectrum or something? I mean, I get that this is MS Paint, but like, you could've at least put some effort into the drawing...
>>7751685
Pop Sci faggot confirmed
You have to be thicker than a nuclear shelter lead wall to think that nuclear fission is going to be profitable in this generation.
>>7751662
Nice shitposting autismo but consider how much extra space these eyesores would shit up
>>7751653
Good idea OP.
>>7751814
>in this generation
Doesnt have to be
>profitable
A crisis affecting all of humanity doesnt have to be either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kldA4nWANA8
This is a more efficient design and less of an eyesore.
Sorry, OP.
>>7751653
>everyone on /sci/ is so autistic they can't see that this isn't supposed to be taken seriously.
shitposting on /sci/:
>autismo
>ur must be on the spectrum
>clearly you have a low iq
>i don't get it
>ur drawing sux
shitposting on any other board:
>top kek
>>7752414
I don't see why this plan wouldn't work desu
>>7752414
Haven't you seen the meme climate change threads popping up again and again? People on this board respond seriously to bait and sarcasm way too often.
>>7752388
I thought of this idea before. i think it doesn't work because as you raise the airspeed you lower the dynamic pressure which means it can't turn the turbine.
>>7751721
regenerative braking, like they do in hybrid cars.
add some solar panels on the windmill for added wats.
>>7751721
If you add a set of magnets it should improve the overall performance.
>>7751814
You are thinking about nuclear fusion. Fission is already profitable and can supply the world, given its run ~100% safe.
reminds me of this
doesn't look like they ever built the thing though.
>http://chetwoods.com/our-initiatives/the-wind-damn-russia/
>>7751653
The turbine is pointing towards wind direction, so the funnel would also have to.
>>7754043
>>7751814
retard
