Can drinking this stuff decalcify my pineal gland?
I use it to dechlorinate tap water for my salamanders. The principle ingredients are: Sodium Hydroxymethane Sulfate
Chelating Compounds,
Polyvinylpyrollidones,
and Organic Hydrocolloids.
>>7743163
Asking for medical advice on /sci/ is like playing russian roulette.
>>7743163
This sounds like an excellent idea to me. Try a quart or two.
>>7743163
Only if you buttchug it
>decalcify my pineal gland
go ahead and chug several bottles
you'll also decalcify your bones.
you aren't going to calcify your pineal gland. How do you even know its calcified?
>>7743251
Yeah you may need to drink a couple of bottles of CLR as well to get those hard to reach spots of gunk on your pineal gland
Excellent idea. Publish your results please
>>7743739
it's a natural phenomenon that happens to everyone as they age
>>7743750
>natural phenomenon
No.
>happens to everyone as they age
Because people drink fluoridated water throughout their age.
Decalcifying your Pineal gland does not benefit you in any way. Your pineal gland doesn't really get calcified in the first place unless you have some sort of bone or kidney disease. It's a thing woo peddlers use for their tonics.
Just drink some cum, OP.