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I want to have my left eye remove so as to give me ins to getting
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I want to have my left eye remove so as to give me ins to getting cutting edge robot eye technology

What kind of accident could happen where I walk into a hospital or call 9/11 and a surgeon has to remove my eye.

What could I do to trigger this accident without causing me a great deal of pain and doesn't risk me dying or getting infected or something.
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plz guys
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put a spider on your eye
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put a spider on your eye
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put a spider on your eye
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assuming you are a male, put your face up to the crotch of the nearest engineer you can find
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Put a spider on your right eye so they have to use your left eye to replace it
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>>7713004
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>>7713011

What kind of spider?
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>>7713013
Engineers can't get an erection.

Hence the dick sucking.
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>>7713045
muffet
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>>7712835
best cybernetic eyes can only barely see in black and white at like 20/400 vision.
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>>7712835

"""""""accidentally""""""" jizz in your eye
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how about you wait 20 years until artificial eyes are actually better
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Read the excellent book _The World According to Garp_, by John Irving. That will give you one idea.
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>>7713371

Already did
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