Which door would you pick /sci/?
>>7690816
A. My justification even though you didn't ask for it? It's blue, the favorite color. No context was given, either. I wasn't told of a prize or an item to receive.
Best case scenario I gain riches, worst case scenario I get a free door or nothing at all. Or I guess there could be somebody with a gun behind there instructed to fire at me.
Anyways. WHATS BEHIND THE BLUE DOOR FAGGOT
>>7690821
You opened the gates of hell. Game over.
>>7690816
I'd punch the fucker in the face and open all three.
>/biz/ checking in
>>7690826
*tip*
>>7690826
Hell has a mouth, not gates.
>>7690842
Not a native english speaker, I pay no mind those silly distinctions.
>>7690848
>implying I am
uncultured swine
>>7690860
SAY THAT TO MY FACE FUCKER NOT ONLINE SEE WHAT HAPPENS
But you're right, there's even an equivalent expression in my own language I just can't brain today.
>>7690875
I'm just fucking with you man nobody really cares either.
I want what's behind the green door. WHERE'S THE FUCKING GREEN DOOR? Green door, what's that secret you're keeping?
>>7690826
What if they all lead to hell?
>>7690816
A is the first choice and it is also blue, all signifying something good and so you shouldn't pick it as it is a bluff and too easy to think of.
B is the second door, B being the second number of the alphabet, as well as the middle of the three doors and is yellow, it is the most mediocre of the three colors and you should pick it as it signifies neither good or bad results and general mediocrity so nothing bad or good may be behind it.
C is red, the last of the three, and first thought is that it's a shit-test to see if you pick red because you think it's a bluff when in reality it will be the wrong door because that was too easy to think of.