Why did the engineer cross the road?

To suck some fucking dick.

To shit on the other side?

OP here.

Sorry I made this thread, guys. I knew this was garbage when I was making the thread, but I couldn't help myself.

I've been making a lot of bad threads lately. I just like the attention I get. I think the only way I can get myself to stop is if people just stop responding to my awful threads when I make them. Deep down, that's what I really want and hope for every time.

Please ignore all my terrible threads; they're just cries for attention.

The best way you can help me is to just ignore all my posts where I try stir up trouble or get attention, even ones claiming this isn't me.

Thanks in advance for not encouraging me.

Because that's what his supervisor told him to do.

Is he a civil engineer? Because then roads are just his job and the joke isnt funny

To get fucked in the ass.

>>7687111
Trips of truth.
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>>7687111
but if it's not funny then why did I laugh?

Science: 0
Chtistianity: 1

>>7687109
Butthurt (possibly literally) engineer.

Gay bar on the other side

To get fucked in the ass