my astronomy professor assigned us this essay over thanksgiving break and I'm completely drawn a blank. Can any of you help strike up some ideas for me to talk about comets or asteroids because I have no idea how I'm going to write 3 pages about them.
>>7683333
And sorry for sideways picture, I'm posting from my phone. Also, check em.
>>7683333
>dr.j =:>
Is he a troll?
>>7683338
No just a really senile old man. He looks like Santa
>>7683333
>>7683333
write about
-how low the chances are
-how ben affleck and bruce willis are still alive and would totally fuck that meteor up
-how people who use too many '!' are fucking faggots
what a shitty assignment
>>7683363
Ty based image enhancer
>>7683367
>what a shitty assignment
Hence why I am here asking you guys for help. Idk why or how the fuck I'm supposed to write 3 pages on asteroids, especially over a holiday break
>>7683363
>hurr, no emails will be accepted
>>7683372
it's fucking double spaced nigga
>Posts writing assignments over a holiday break
>Topic is pop sci drivel
I'd recommend spending no more than three hours on it tomorrow instead of going to the stores like an idiot and then absolutely wrecking him in your student evals. Maybe even write a letter to the department chair.
You could post something abut the comet that is passing through our atmosphere soon
>>7683333
I want to murder the fucker who wrote that retarded assignment.
Also what kind of self-respecting academic has time to mark childish essays?
>>7683403
He's talking about the prof.
