Greetings, My name is AJ and I am from the galaxy Andromeda as you humanoids have named it. We have found a mysterious object and have figured out where it came from, your world. My world has issued the destruction of your world. We will initiate this destruction unless you prove to us why your species should continue living. You have 24 hours
>>7665304
>My name is AJ and I am from the galaxy Andromeda
You aren't fooling anyone Megatron.
>>7665304
okay but hold up - have you heard this track?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHZRHEJHS2k
welcome to eb games
>>7665304
>My world has issued the destruction of your world
Say that to my face, you dickless faggot.
>>7665304
>We will initiate this destruction unless you prove to us why your species should continue living
This is way too bias. Letting the fate of the world depend on the values and skills of those who browse 4chan.
>>7665304
ok well
we should continue living because jazz music
Reminder that this picture is actually on the gold record.
WE WUZ ALIENZ N SHIT
>>7665304
Gotta get schwifty in here
https://youtu.be/I1188GO4p1E
>>7665363
lol, murricans
>>7665304
i fuked ur mom u alein fgt
>>7665304
>first contact was made through 4chan
dont bother aliums, ill kill myself.
How do aliens even have WiFi so far away in Andromeda??
Bruh lmao xD
Bullshit, nothing "made" by humans has even left the milky way yet. Not even radio transmissions.
>>7665439
Radio waves travel at the speed of sound. They would reach Andromeda in a fraction of a second.
>>7665453
You can't bait me you fucking kike
>>7665456
I just did.
>>7665453
bait.
>>7665338
This. Might as well destroy us now.
>>7665439
What they fell into a wormhole?
>>7665304
>Implying you can kill us
1, how the hell did you learn English,
2, if you are made of cells with deoxyribonucleic acid, how the hell did you survive the 200 milion light year trip,
3, humans, quite frankly, deserve to die. I mean, our cells are programmed to fo so. Therefore, feel free to kill us all.
>>7665304
Voyager is 18.2 billion kilometers from Earth.
Andromeda galaxy is 24000000000 billion kilometers from Earth.
Pretty sure finding Earth would have been effortless at this point even without finding voyager. Also, you'd have long been aware of Earth before even getting close to voyager thanks to the early warning radar systems we blasted the sky with during the cold war.
>>7665304
Space tits or gtfo
>>7665311
copy that
>>7665666
I have a pocket dictionary or something else equally logical.
>>7667229
Why would you do that? Just go to Earth and tell lies?
>>7665304
babbys first ET speculative
>>7665308
banging tune youung fired clay.
