>>7650959
Code monkey very simple man.

>>7650959
>Mountain Dew?
Lotsa Caffeine
>Fritos,
Need salty to balance sweet.

>Tab
Thatsa myth.

soda + vending machine
the only food/drink in the building

>>7650959
>>7650997
ive literally never seen Tab in real life

yes there is

>>7652262

So why do code monkeys like Fritos, Tab, and Mountain Dew?

Code Monkey like you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA

>>7650959
I consume pemmican and water during coding sessions. Does that disqualify me from being a code monkey?

>>7650997
>>Mountain Dew?
>Lotsa Caffeine
Coffee has so much more caffeine than soda though and is far less likely to cause diabeetus.

>>7652302
Red Bull 250ml
26 grams sugar
78mg caffeine

Instant coffee (1 cup / 240ml)
4 grams per teaspoon of sugar
49mg caffeine


so you enjoy the transition between the short term sugar rush and the longer term caffeine effects. coffee takes a while to kick in.

>>7650959
I'm a coffee cigarette man myself until I quit now it's coffee and fucking peppermint candy.