ITT: legendary greentext's

>be me
>nobody knows who I'm quoting

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Posting a classic greentext, this one gets me everytime

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>4591958
o shit

>be me
>Post

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haha now this is a legendary greentext

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>4591974
wow nice job senpai

>>4591974
that's a nice spider

>>4591978
you're mom is a nice spider

>>4591983
thanks

>>4591984
np bby ilu gn

>>4592008
*nuzzles*

im quotin m'self!
>im quotin m'self!

>>4591952
storybroadventures.wordpress.com

>be le introvert shut in xd
>walk outside 2 get my weekly dos in Vita D
>notice negbor leaning over his balcony
>he stronk and tall likes babe giraffe
>ALL IF A SUDDENLY he whips his head towards me at a speed so fast he breaks his neck and shits himself
>terrified at this point so I decided to go back inside me safe squares
>before I can turn 4 degrees 2 the right nehigbor gets done on all fours and jumped! From balcomy
>I watch in horror as fragments crack and rattle in his battered bone cage and gentle shrieks pour from his voice holes into the parking Lot
>he come at me like crab that was run
>thie sskin sruggles to keep it's once human shape as it collapses on it's collapsing
>kick him dead
>I walk around his mutilated crap skeleton and open my door
>neverleavingmyhouseagin.jpig

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>be me
>fuck up
>mfw