my waifu is a boy what do
>>4538988
dream of smashing his sweaty puffy boipussy like there's no tomorrow
>>4538993
>tfw i will never be able to do that
i cry everyday
Wonder how I became Swedish.
>>4538988
Kill self tbh haha get my sick joke
>>4539065
haha yeah
i'm sorry for being alive
gay is ok
just to be fully clear for anyone reading this i am NOT gay. 100% hetero right here, i don't go in for that back door sissy sh*t
but gay is ok
>>4539077
Gayboi pls post boipussi
Tape an almond to your testicles and keep it there for 24 hours.
>>4539113
should the almond be activated?
>>4539113
>>4539118
Preferably, but it's not a defining factor
can i bump this thread?
>>4539177
no, I'm sorry but you will have to remove this
>>4539179
why?
>>4539183
please remove it immediately
>>4539187
no :(
>>4538988
I'll dye his hair
>>4538993
boipucci*
>>4539228
no u wouldnt lol
>>4539505
you're right. I'd shave it all off
>>4539519
>implying you could get anywhere near him without getting murdered violently and turned into a card
>>4539622
I'll splash him with water so all his yugioh cards get soggy and fall apart.
>>4539687
they've been shown to resist water several times
>>4539710
I meant bleach so it fixes his hair at the same time.
>>4539716
he'd dodge it man, he's a real athlete and he's agile and all haha
>>4539720
I'd like to see him dodge the immense power of a bleach super soaker.
>>4539727
plot armor fam we can't have the protagonist lose his beautiful green hair
>>4539733
His plot armour had better be pretty thick to protect him from the beams of gamma radiation fired at him to make his hair fall out.
>>4539743
>implying your technology can do anything against real solid vision
>>4539774
Hell yeah I've got Nvidia 3D Vision™
>>4539777
you also got dubs
nice
>>4539780
Those are actually "trips", short for "triples". While a triple digit post ID contains "dubs", it is a disservice to refer to them simply as "dubs".
