/efecg/ - EsforesCraft Thread #92
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>143 active users (played in the past week)
Hello /s4s/ and welcome to the EsforesCraft thread :^)
EsforesCraft is a Minecraft server made for funposting and building dank memes. It's a survival PvE world with an economy built by the players. What can you do on this dank server?
>Explore a 12,000 block limited world that has been transformed by over 2,600 players
>Claim land to protect your memes
>Participate in a dynamic worldwide supply/demand influenced economy where you can buy, sell and auction items at any time
>Hangout and meme around with other funposters, one of the things that makes this server so special is its community. Friendliness is highly encouraged :^)
>Start out as a Newfriend and work your way to becoming a Meme Master, each rank comes with their own unique perks and benefits
>Engage in friendly PvP if you want, you won't lose your items
Claims of old players expire after 28 days of inactivity so there's always cool builds and ruins to explore. I also try to intervene as little as possible so the players can shape the world how they want. There are very few rules!
So come join and get comfy fam :^)
Please use this thread to share dank memes from the server and talk about the server in general. Thanks bby~
Last thread >>4499614
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
haha long boy
Heh, you see, I used to be like you roaches. I thought I had compassion, sympathy, all the bullshit "feelings" that keep you fifteen steps behind me. But then I grew up. I saw the serb for what it really is: a joke, a game to be mastered. I threw away all morals and became who I am today. Any form of emotions that you sense from me are pre-calculated to the situation to manipulate those around me. And the roaches fall for them every time. It's hilarious when roaches actually think they are sentient beings, when in reality they are just pawns in the chess game that is esforescraft. Think you have free will? Think again. Everything you do is predetermined by ME, and you always play right into my plan, just like all the other roaches.
You see, in this game called esforescraft, you may think that we are both just players. But in reality I'm the one making the rules.
I shaped the serb's culture long before any of you chumps showed up. I alone manipulated RTG into making my vision of the server come to fruition. I leave for a while and the best culture you can come up with is "bunt = cunt". Within minutes of me being back, I continued to manipulate the culture to suit my liking. You are nothing but pawns to me. No, esforescraft. I dont need you, YOU need ME.
Pic related is me, every time I log on the serb. You all don't know it, but you are subconsciously doing my bidding, without me even saying a word.
The end is coming nearer, esforescraft. Soon you will all be thrown into a chaos. A type of chaos that none of you have ever seen before. A chaos so great, it will force RTG's hand in shutting down the serb forever. I can manipulate you chumps so much, that I can tell you this, but you can't do a damn thing to stop it. The end is inevitable, esforescraft. You'd better enjoy the serb while you still can.
News:
We now have set rules with coordinating punishments for violations. This new system uses counts and offense levels to determine the actions taken. They aren't harsh, just small things that I took care of myself but never had any set rules or punishments for them.
We also have four new moderators! Fetus, Big_Don, sugoihands and Haniasita! Congratulate them :^)
You can find all the rules by typing /rules. There aren't many, but it is quite a long read as it is very transparent and informative. You can message any of the staff by using /helpop [message]
Also here's some tasty stats
>>4523285
Active players close-up
CLUCKS CLUCKS CLUCKS CLUCKS CLUCKS CLUCKS CLUCKS CLUCKS CLUCKS CLUCKS CLUCKS CLUCKS CLUCKS CLUCKS CLUCKS CLUCKS
CLUCKS CLUCKS CLUCKS
CLUCKS
CLUCKS
CLUCKS CLUCKS CLUCKS
METABULB IS A CLUCK
CLUCKS !!!!!!!!!!
>>4523311
epic doubles
>>4523288
$50 says it's bunt
ban him now
>>4523330
clucked
>>4523331
CLUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLUCK
CLUCKS!!!!!!
smhfam CLUCKS
>first night of being mod
>sugoyim bans himself 3 times
>don messes up
>hani nowhere to be found
>stick finger up my ass
>feelsgoodman.jpg
this is gonna be a good night
>>4523273
CLUCK
>>4523368
Fetus is a CLUCK
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Fetus is a CLUCK
Fetus CLUCK
Fetus is a CLUCK
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Fetus CLUCKFetus is a CLUCK
Fetus CLUCKFetus is a CLUCK
Fetus CLUCKFetus is a CLUCK
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Fetus is a CLUCK
Fetus is a CLUCK
Fetus is a CLUCK
Fetus is a CLUCK
DA SERB DA SERBBBBBB
alex was here
>>4523434
CLUCK
is a CLUCK is a CLUCK is a CLUCK is a CLUCK
>>4523331
NO! YOU OWE ME DOLERS!
I love how this thread has bretty much nothing to do with the serb. Also, I kind of invited my little brother and his friend. I believe ~squishy has already met them :^]
>>4523465
HyperSucc is a a CLUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HyperSucc is a a CLUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HyperSucc is a a CLUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bunt is mod too
>>4523497
This very post is proof of my supremacy. I can pull all the strings I want, and Bunt has to take the blame.
Silly roaches, you can't even fathom whats going to happen to you.
>>4523509
ur so gay bunt
fuck off bunt
mfw i built anANTI-AFKmachine and theres absolutely NOTHING rtgor the MODS LMAOCAN DO ABOUT IT
mfw rtg, fetus, big don, suigoi and haniBTFO
>>4523527
MWHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA AHHAAHHAH
1st for I will never ever fucking buy this game unless I literally win hundrends of millions in the lottery
I CAN'T BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MYANTI-AFKPOWERS ARE UNMATCHED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and theres nothing rtg or da mods can do bout itHAHAHAHA CLUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mfw i successfully build and implement an anti-afk machine and deploy it upon the serb
mwhahahah HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
THERES NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO TO STOP ME!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me? kicked for afking? oh no, no! No Sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! myanti-afk machineprevents me from being auto-kicked from theafk-detectionsoftware.
LMAO
>>4523578
............and theres NOTHING that *ANYONE* could possibly do
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
I am having troubles joining this server. What is the IP?
>>4523580
what, not even rtg? i bet rtg could do somethnig
>>4523581
$ nslookup esforescraft.provisionhost.com
Server: 192.168.0.1
Address: 192.168.0.1#53
Non-authoritative answer:
Name: esforescraft.provisionhost.com
Address: 104.243.36.154
>>4523582
nope not even rtg!!! THERES NOTHING NOT EVEN RTG COULD DO ABOUTthe anti-afk machine!!!!!!!
MAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH LMAO
>>4523585
ohhhh rtg is so maddddddddddd
u CLUCKED him hard wit theanti-afk machine
>>4523583
Thank you, friend
>>4523590
you might THINK friend , until you see the POWER of myanti-afk machine HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>4523599
......................and theres NOTHING RTG or da mods can do about it
CLUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mfw no one knows who i am in game
ha-ha! (theres nothing anyone can do)
>>4523608
mfwanti afk machineHAHA I HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!! i amanti afking with my machineAND THERES NOTHING RTG CAN DO ABOUT IT !!!!!!! LOL
awwww u getting CLUCKED by the afk-detection plugin? NOT ME !!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA AND THERES NOTHING THE MODS CAN DO LMAO
>>4523616
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH CLUCKED THEYRE ALL CLUCKED
>>4523616
HOLY FUCK this guy doesnt even play
it's LITERALLY some nigger from the shitter part (read: the rest) of /s4s/ pretending he knows dick about minecraft and plugins
>>4523632
mfw iLITERALLYfound an exploit inafkTerminator
mfw not only rtg and themodsareBTFObut so are YOU
mfw im literally mememaster and theresNOTHING
you can do about it
>>4523527
>>4523616
>>4523643
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
STOP USING YOUR ANTI-AFK MACHINE NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DELETE IT FROM THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no afkig i will find afkig and ban ! you if i catch you trying to afk. alternatively u cod pay me like five or ten bucks and maybe i can make you old fig so as to save your procesing power of afkig, we will see what can be done,if u pay, pay for serb to exist pls it cost a lil money and if u pay mayby oldfig i make u, we discus
-n.sno
laddie testing out the new oven
mfw I LITERALITARALLY don't even have minecraft but hacked the server to let me have 100 golds and did the forbidden dance even though the mods wept with frustrations
Servbro boasting for mentions. :^)
>>4523691
forgot:
Credit for this WORK OF ART belongs to Tofu_Desu.
"benis"
Mixed media on stone bricks
my town is the best why haven't you visited yet
ay dubs
rare image of brognar's chicken reactor
RTG IS A CLUCK
RTG IS A CLUCK
RTG IS A CLUCK
RTG IS A CLUCK
RTG IS A CLUCK RTG IS A CLUCK RTG IS A CLUCK
RTG IS A CLUCK RTG IS A CLUCK RTG
IS A CLUCK
RTG IS
A CLUCK RTG IS A CLUCK RTG
IS A CLUCK RTG IS A CLUCK RTG IS A CLUCK RTG
IS A CLUCK RTG IS A CLUCK RTG IS A CLUCK
RTG IS A CLUCK
RTG IS A CLUCKRTG IS A CLUCKRTG IS A CLUCKRTG IS A CLUCKRTG IS A CLUCK
boxxy = cuck
Due to the massive amounts of damage boxxy did to my pyramid, I am now hiring newfigs to help commence the reconstruction of the devastated beauty of the desert, which not only destroyed boxxys wing of the pyramid, but also bunts. Bunt will have full domain over boxxys old wing, once reconstructed, so as he can decorated as he so pleases.
Newfigs now have the opportunity to make an easy 100,000 Good Boy Points, from simply helping me take on this task.
Thank you and have a nice day. (Except you boxxy, fuck you man I trusted you, ya lil' shit)
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4525130
FETUS IS A CLUCKFETUS IS A CLUCKFETUS IS A CLUCKFETUS IS A CLUCKFETUS IS A CLUCKFETUS IS A CLUCKFETUS IS A CLUCK
mfwRTG BTFO
mfwN O T H I N Ghe can do about it
mfwMODS BTFO
>>4525130
Lol btfo kid.
dirt idiot cunt dutty ol dutt-bitch stupid shit in your poop in your fat poopvag bubbly dirt dying poop in your un skilled big ol aging filthy vag shit smeling pis fling from stink vag bloody dirty crotch cavern old un skilled filthy vag shit smeling pis fling from stink vag bloody dirty crotch cavern poop in your shit in your poopvag idiot old dumb old filthy vag shit smeling pis fling from stink vag bloody dirty crotch cavern old poop in your big ol aging ugly un skilled idiot shit in your poopvag dying fat big ol aging dirt idiot fatty poop in your dirt dutty ol dutt-bitch dutty ol dutt-bitch bubbly old dying cunt filthy vag shit smeling pis fling from stink vag bloody dirty crotch cavern dying filthy vag shit smeling pis fling from stink vag bloody dirty crotch cavern ugly shit in your dumb dirt shit in your shit in your poop in your filthy vag shit smeling pis fling from stink vag bloody dirty crotch cavern cunt poop in your shit in your bubbly dumb big ol aging fat shit in your dutty ol dutt-bitch dumb bubbly old dumb fat fatty ugly cunt bubbly bubbly fat fat filthcunt fatty fat un skilled dutty ol dutt-bitch fat fat dying filthy vag shit smeling pis fling from stink vag bloody dirty crotch cavern ugly bubbly fatty dutty ol dutt-bitch old dutty ol dutt-bitch fatty ugly fat ugly fatty mcfartcunt serb
>>4525699
hi bunt
nice dubs
By official decision by the Maymay Counclel of Moderatorinos, headed by Artige the Cluck himself. We have decided to give Love_Boxxy the rank Rudefig, indefinitely, via unanimous vote in favor of giving Love_Boxxy the rank.
Rudefig entails a punishment worse than being a newfig, you cannot rank up, and you cannot use any commands, it is pure survival. We believe we took the correct course of action here. Thank you all and have a good night.
>>4525550
Nice new rudefig rank, pal :^)
boxxy is a fucker
hahaha
FUCKER
>>4525550
Lal. Cuck in hell, Boxxy. You did this to yourself.
From Meme (fag) Master to Rudefig. tsk tsk.
How the autistic have fallen.
haha good thread guys
http://esforescraft.weebly.com/news/the-first-rudefig
ARTIGE, WHAT IS THIS??
mfw imANTI-AFKRIGHT NOWAND THERE ISnothingRTGOR THE MODSCAN DO ABOUTIT
>>4525830
did rtg REALLY give power to the little people to exert power over the little people?
what kind of perverse social experiment is this? only bad can come from this
>>4525130
thats it
the way you were sperging out it sounded like this massive loss, looks like he just lit three TNT and called it a day
that's a couple hour fix working solo, tops
heh...
i think i've just outdone myself today.
that many hours in a single session, this must mean something.
prolly that there is no time to waste in anything that is not mineycrafta
for this is not just a game. it's not just minecraft; it's a lego simulation block game where u can meme kthxbye
>>4526949
AFKAANG
AFKING CHEATAAAR
>>4526931
>players getting b& over serb drama
15 players on right now fam it's REAL COMFY
We were just mourning the loss of old players.
>>4527661
BuneRavenFan pleas come back :'(
DEVELOPING STORY:
A PAIR OF PANTS JUST BROKE INTO DIZZYS HOME
MORE AT 11
>>4527670
Literally who
>>4526974
bunt fuck off no one wants your faggotty autist ass here
>>4528217
rewd
MFW IM ANTI-AFK
MFW RTG BTFO
MFW MODS BTFO
MFW IM GOING TO BE MEME MASTER
this is fatretardlord giving my officiale resignation
I ned 2 leave for a couple of months because this serb fucked me up
>>4528703
>rtg on the verge of BTFOing all the staff and the economy for continual abuse
>you sitting here fueling the fire like an alt-right closet cuck
>clearly a grade-A fuccboi or a retard who doesn't even play vidya
>>4528861
>rtg on the verge of BTFOing all the staff and the economy for continual abuse
what did he mean by this?
>>4528217
bro youre an edgy dirt-boy and you wont be much more anytime soon. pay respect where respect is due, ya awkward fuckup!
I think it's time I finally accept I am a CLUCK
>>4529061
>>4528861
N-NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
haha meme
Rtg the serb deleted my sword when the restart happened
muh debilitating autism
rtg da serb removed my moderator rights when the restart happened plz gib back huehue literally the best tbh
FUCK YOU ALL I HATE ALL OF YOU ESPECIALLY FETUS FUCK YOU
very friendly server
t.blbot
>>4530498
This is not me.
>>4530498
Damn this guy is such a piece of shit
He blew up my house too
Hope he drops dead tbh
