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Hello everyone I'm going to make a quick post today I gotta go in an hour tho >_<; uhh
I was thinking of that line from Silence of the Lambs that Hannibal Lecter says, "I ate his liver with fava beans and a nice chianti", cuz my friend is always saying that and they have fresh fava beans in the pods at the store so I figured I'd eat liver with them. So I made a fava bean pesto (with lemon and almonds) served on toast and picked up a chianti at the store too. And liver with mushrooms and onions. Aren't I so silly? :D
pls upboat and subscribe!
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>>4522459
LOLO I LOVE U!!!!!!!!
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>>4522459
"TWO!!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDD
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here is another of the food. I had to resize this cuz of the 2mb thing... not sure if lighting is better or worse.
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>>4522459
MEAT IS MURDER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>4522468
how many calories is that , LoLo?
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So basically here are my ingredients:
fava beans, almonds, garlic, anchovies, parmigiano cheese (I've had that one piece for almost a year and it's almost down to the rind ;o;), mint, a lemon, lemon infused olive oil, salt.
that's everything that goes in the pesto.
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>>4522459
wow dis food looks gut. good werq lo lo
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>>4522474
I didn't kill the calf. I just ate his liver! :D Seriously u vegetarians here are just trolls I swear. The cool ones aren't all judgemental and obnoxious.

>>4522475
not sure. I didn't weigh anything. Liver is prob 120-150. bread might be 70 plus the pesto has a good amount of oil prob no more than 200 more. there is a little oil on the salad too. the veggies are pretty low calorie. probably no more than 500 total just guessing.

here is the mise en place.
zest the lemon and squeeze the juice. remove the beans from the pods, grate cheese, chop two anchovie filets, chop the almonds and garlic.
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You wanna blanch the beans for about 30 seconds, chill them in ice water, and then chop them.. OH and you gotta remove that skin from the outside of each of them. lol I hadn't ever bought them whole before so I didn't know. Makes this take a little longer but they're tasty so worth the work!
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so in a mortar and pestle mash together the anchovies, garlic and almonds until they form a thick paste
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Add enough oil to loosen it, then mash in the chopped fava beans until they make a coarse puree. Add enough oil to that it comes together evenly. then stir in the lemon zest, lemon juice, salt, mint (cut it into ribbons if I didn't say before), and cheese.
Yum! Here is the pesto all complete. Use this for a pasta sauce too if you'd like! That is all, thanks everyone!
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>>4522459
Hahaha, nice reference, LoLo! It looks yummy too! Thanks for sharing!

>>4522477
Nice doubles!
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>>4522459
>>4522468
wow u r rly rockin th salad game l8ly thse tomates rlookin good
wnat 2 eat tht pesto also
>>4522502
A+ mit
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>>4522531
You could leave the anchovies out and it wouldn't suffer, might add a bit more salt to make up for them. Lol that oven mit is funny I know. It's like a puppet!

>>4522524
Aw thank you for the nice comments and thx for the check too!
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>>4522497
yeah but i bet u don't mind a judgemental meat eeter
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>>4522541
I think it's obnoxious for ppl to lecture others about their dietary choices. What you choose eat is a personal thing. So no, I don't support bullying vegetarians either. Everyone decides for themselves.
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>>4522531
Ripe olives like kalamatas would be a good veg. substitute for the anchovies. Same color and also salty and savory. If you ever choose to make it yourself! If you don't have a mortar and pestle a blender would work, lots of ppl do basil pesto that way, but the texture will be more liquid and less chunky. Pesto means pestle btw also.
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>>4522541
Whether you're a vegetarian or a meat eater has nothing to do with it! Regardless of your personal preference, just barging into random conversations to bully people about their beliefs is incredibly rude!
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Alright friendos I gotta go now! I hope everyone has a nice Friday evening.
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>>4522577
Bye, LoLo! You have a nice Friday evening too, now! Nice doubles!
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>>4522577
c ya!
thnks 4 the pesto advce n facts btw
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>>4522666
>>4522666
helo satin howudoan
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Rowsdower
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>>4522671
hi thts not m'name but im ok hav sum probs but also hav some soltions so i gues thts life
how r u?
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>>4522685
life is a highway
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>>4522691
life is a hgihway n im drivin drnk at 80
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>>4522695
get up you're asleep at the wheel
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>>4522524
Kill yourself weeaboo.
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>>4522709
jst 5 mre minuts days or years n ill get up jst give me 5 more
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>>4522715
>5
>5
nice
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>>4522459
dumpy fat cunt
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>>4522577
ugly fat dirt shit hope you get massacred in a car accident and croak promptly
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dirt fat cunt dirt fat life murder your dump ass self worth less bitch wide ass
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gud fod all youre bread maek me hungery
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big ol dump cunt cunt like a garbage dump
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lumbering fat shit arms bigger than her boy frend's big ol blubber cunt
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>>4522549
its not personal if others die
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CLUCKS
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>>4522459
Great job Mrs. Lecter!
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ofc I have to check in on my thread.

>>4523425
Thx. Good job with the certificates ppl really like them!

>>4522950
Dear veg friend. Go be tedious elsewhere. My sister is vegetarian and she doesn't get on to me about having a more omnivorous diet. TMM is vegetarian and that's why I thought of a good substitute for the anchovies in the pesto for them. I don't hate u, so just chill.
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shit in your fat cunt dirthole
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ugly old fat cunt poopvag poop in your vag
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big fat dead sack of smelling shits low class dirt for cunt cunt made out of dirt. smelly shit idiot loser bitch busted face busted life
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filthy vag shit smeling pis fling from stink vag bloody dirty crotch cavern
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WE
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piss and shit shit and piss dirty old cunt on babby board being babby ovary shrivel never having more fukups like her thats the sliver lining
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WUZ
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dutty ol dutt-bitch shit smear across your face shit smear smelling up your life. septic poopy smell in your boy friends mouth and pores at all times
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big ol' dutt-cunt cunting up the place. shit pipe fitter and dirt pay food servant match made in a dismal purgatory
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fatty mcfartcunt, they call me
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>>4523725
I like lovely bubbly better

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>4522459
fat murderer
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>>4522459
I was promised T-shirts, where are they?
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>>4523695
lol i dont care if u hate me
it's about not killing
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>>4523425
>.jpg

wtf
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>>4524005
self-clucked ;)
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dirt fatty filthcunt
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dying ugly idiot! big ol aging dirt bag un skilled shit head peasant
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dirtfat! dirtfat in my asshole! who wants to lick my puckering asshole after i shit this all out?! first come first serve!
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lick my booty hole ! i am waiting :)
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ugly big old cunt ! stomach bleeding rushing to emergency room but it was too late r.i.p. fat shit!
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dirtfat face dirtfat life
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dying alone and childless: lo-lo's journey through loserdom
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>>4524141
>>4524143
good post!

vegetarians are judgemental because they judge not to kill , or wait what???

that's what meat eaters do (they judge to kill) whats more judgmental that killing others for your "personal" decision?
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yes! it's still here! I dreamt of this thread last night and remembered I didn't post in it. Thanks for posting an oft maligned treasure. I haven't eaten it since moving out on my own, (the preparation used to make me squeemish-but I'll try it again.)
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>>4524146
congrats, I think u just made it into sparkles' screenshot collection. It is a personal decision what to eat and that's it.

>>4524256
Liver? It's pretty messy to prepare with all the blood and gummy flour. Delicious tho and cooking at home I can actually not overcook it.
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Kill all niggers
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>>4524265
b sure 2 share the screenie often ^_^
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>>4522459
Hhahaha looks like even Gordon Ramsey is impersonating LoLo xDDDD It was a joke because the food looks so good :) {just incase you didnt get teh joke ;)
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if dubs im gay
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>>4522459
liver and onions go well together imo
so do onions and mushrooms
never tried mushrooms and liver tho
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>>4524311
Nice dubs. I made both cuz I happened to have mushrooms atm.
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>>4524353
dirt fatty filthcunt
dying ugly idiot! big ol aging dirt bag un skilled shit head peasant

ugly big old cunt ! stomach bleeding rushing to emergency room but it was too late r.i.p. fat shit!


dirtfat face dirtfat life

dying alone and childless: lo-lo's journey through loserdom
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>>4524421
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>>4524421

Look, I'm sick if you and your shit. It's not funny anymore.

Please go kill yourself. Just get it over with.
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>>4524440
Lolo nobody likes you because were sophisticated and know youre fat fuck attention whore
Why not let the memes prevail and u fuck off
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lumbering fat crap *beep beep beep*
lo-lo bakkin dat fat ass up onto my cokk
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>>4524441
U were replying to an imposter. I'm never mad like that.

>>4524455
Nice dubs but gross.
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>>4524571
open wide ! lo - lo presse tit togethre wen i splooge on hr
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lolo is a fucking fat plz stop posting and definitely stop cooking
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>>4524583
gee rite wen i change my tune..
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why sparkle act like such a faggot when posting about lolo?
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>>4524583
I'm not fat, catfishe poster.
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>>4522459
Looks disgusting as always. You really cooked the shit out of that liver. I bet it was gross.
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>>4522459
stupid dumb fat tasteless ugly uninspired vapid unsucculent GARBAGE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2wur9jbdyQ
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>>4524608
>563 watching now
FANS BTFO
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>>4524611
THERES HUNDERED STREAMS OF IT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7C-iEoArAc
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>>4524606
1 minute per side only. It was still juicy in the middle.

>>4524607
What food do you like?
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>>4524630
i like matzoh buals lol
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>>4524671
Ok. Is this the real cade tho? I want to make something he likes.
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>>4522459
i like that you use the same plates every time so we know its the real u
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>>4524693
IT'S ME IT'S FUCKENG ME MAKE ME MATZOH BALLZ BITHC
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>>4524697
calm down child, i makin ya motzoh balls right away
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>>4524697
What's in it? I have never had that I'll have to look it up. I know it's a jewish recipe.
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>>4524703
google.com
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>>4524694
clucked that easily huh?
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>>4524599
yes you ARE, DUDE. you are CLINICALLY OVERWEIGHT, bro. you've even said "I MITE BE FAT BUT.." in other posts! u fat and u know iT !!!!!! dont FRONT. DONT front. i hapen to like matzo bal but i did not say dat !
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>>4524709
FAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
STAHP IT
STAP COPPIN MY SCHTAO!
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>>4524709
how do you wan ur motzah bawl cookt hony
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>>4524713
ask my mother she mechs de best matzho ball soup no competitor better fly ur ass from texas to my mamas house
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>>4524715
i'm cook it for you ina ladel
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>>4524723
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>>4524709
Im like 155ish. What would you like me to make?
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>>4524583
stop pls
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>>4524773
why dont u go to skol, CLUCK? O RITE CUZ UR A CLUCK LOL!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>4524788
I am not a rooster, you bimbish imbecile. I went to a top-rated academy and I am super smart, bro. You should delete this post, Okay?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>4524795
dumb cluck didn't even skol don't kno how 2 fortune goodly fat ugly piece of dumb fat ugly STUPID

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>4522468
what aare yellow things please dont put those in food any more i dont like them thanks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmYIo7bcUw
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>>4524861
They are yellow tomatoes. They taste yum just like the normal red kind.
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>>4524861
They are yellow tomatoes. They taste yum just like the normal red kind.
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>>4524887
>>4524899
i cant believe you double posted to get doubles i lost all respect 4 u
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>>4524929
nobody respects me anyway im just gonna stop washing my dirty vag until I die from sepsis.
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>>4524626
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I love niggers shoving their big cock into my fat pusssy... no white man ever want to fuck me, but that's fine.I have dirty black guys fuck me every day and night and it makes me happy.
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>>4524771
Unless you are an athlete over six feet tall that is fat. It's super fat for a girl of average height who isn't physically active.
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>>4525015
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>>4525015
>>4525065
stop imposter pls

>>4524929
I didn't mean to double post my phone is silly sometimes

>>4524933
Dubs

>>4525066
Nice dubs but no u.
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>>4525081
>>4525062
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>>4525609
good bump
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>>4525837
good bump bump
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>>4526482
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