is this were to go to practice shitposting?
do you have any good shitposting techniques?
>>4488479
Banana poops make my shit brown brb
>>4488479
nice image bro where u get it
>>4488507
google images
NICE DOGGO, TRUE WOOFER WOFO WOOF
no, this is where you go to make high quality qualityposts, but the people on this website are so retarded that they often mistake quality for shit, and vice versa
fuck you nigger
how fast i wonder that dogg's going¿
also "asking the mods to sticky your thread" is a good technique. good lock ;^)
quality sh*tposting requires an exceedingly comprehensive command of what it takes to make legitimately good posts, and then doing the opposite (or a mixture of good posting guidelines and the opposite).. here are a few that i employ evry day
grammar/writing style:
<abbreviate words: ex "you" => "u"
<use run-on sentences
<use punctuation, inappropriate places
<be redundant with your abbreviations: "in IRL life" "in this ITT" "my MFW face when"
<finish posts with ellipses, even when they are not required...
<use this smiley face: :^)
<misspell contractions and put the apostrophe in the wrong place: ex. "you're" => "yu'oer"
<utilize contractions where you shouldn't: your/you're their/they're/there
humor:
<understand your audience - what they consider hilarious and what they consider lame.. post what they consider lame and pretend that you think it's hilarious
<incorporate many levels of irony
<ironic memes have become mainstream, so be post-post-ironic
posting habits/misc:
<reply to yourself
<ask people who they're quoting
<dont correct your typos before posting
<upload photos with lots of jpeg artifacts, low quality, or very large image size for no reason
<be nice - ppl dont like it for some reason (???)
<use parenthetical asides i guess
these are just, a few but should get u started on yu'ore way 2 sh*tposting
>>4488942
Also, explain your jokes.
>>4488981
yea that 2 lol
>>4488942
every1 pls look at this to lern sum things
>>4488479
post lots of Karen
>>4488479
just be yourself :^)
