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As we all know, the KKK, or Khu Klux Klan, are always depicted as ignorant inbreds who haven't left a one hundred mile radius from their beaten down trailers in the Deep South. While this is very true and I am denying it in no way, recent studies of me looking at my arm and burning the hair off show that the KKK is not what we all thought it was. As I have conferred with my fellow arm hairs, we have reached the conclusion that the KKK is actually a pro-communist group who act in the most extreme manner possible.
As my published study, "I don't know how it does but it do.", shows that yes, the KKK are inbred morons who can't cut eyeholes into towels correctly, but it also shows on how they've gone communist on a much deeper level. I quote from my works, "The KKK have gone communist because they see it as a way to impose their ideology unto the masses without the intervention of the government itself due to the fact that it is a political party and is protected by the rights written in the constitution of the United States of America." As we see in the previous quote, by me because I am always right, the KKK wishes to use their communist ways to achieve their goals. With it being common knowledge that communism was an attempt for full equality amongst all under a government, the KKK and their pea brains adopted this belief and formed it to their liking. The KKK have gone communist because they saw how much equality was emphasized throughout the Communist Manifesto and how much their butts hurt after their weekly orgy reading in which they stuck smoldering crosses up their butts in the name of the FSM. The only reason we pay so much attention to the KKK is because we see the racist side of their communist beliefs. The KKK wanting white supremacy is their interpretation of complete equality in all retrospects of the communist ideology and the way life should be.
If you think you have a theory, tell me.