Which lube am I to use?

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Which lube am I to use? 2016-05-18 13:36:16Post No. 4428957
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Which lube am I to use? Anonymous 2016-05-18 13:36:16 Post No. 4428957 [Report]

> Farts in public
> Is actually in line with small children behind me
> Hears child say "Eww someone nneds lube!"
>Giggles to suppress tears
>Goes home an overdoses
>Cuts self
>Thinks about child
>Suppresses urge to masturbate
>Take schild's advice
>But which lube to buy?
>Makes shit post for serious question
>Masturbates to thoughts of child

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 14:11:17 Post No.4428984
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Anonymous 2016-05-18 14:14:48 Post No.4428989
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>not making your own lube from xantham gum, glycerine and water

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 14:23:15 Post No.4428994
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Anonymous 2016-05-18 14:23:15 Post No.4428994 [Report]

>>4428957
>>4428989
Who are you quoting?

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 19:14:57 Post No.4429775
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Anonymous 2016-05-18 19:14:57 Post No.4429775 [Report]

Sandpaper, you fucking pleb.

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LoLo 2016-05-18 20:27:59 Post No.4429929
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LoLo 2016-05-18 20:27:59 Post No.4429929 [Report]

>>4428957
Why would you need lube for farting in public?