why are you virgin?

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It don't matter.
None of this matters.

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>>4422349

>>4422349
im not

those grils look underage btw

>>4422349
cuz rape is wrong and illegal and women are ungrateful sows that dont put out when they should!

>>4422358
Easter?

>>4422360
They are.

too busy checking my fortune

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>4422358

thanks, Easter

>>4422349
I'm not, I just didn't fug in six years.
Last time I did I was younger than those girls.

uh I am not a virgin

>>4422349
Oh really cute really

>>4422565
noooo mun legit legit trustie I knuw

>>4422790
Yeah right man smh

sex is for perverts

>>4422349
i didnt have sex yet

>>4422349
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I've had sex with 5 different grills and got a handjob from a guy but in a totally non homosexual way

because i hate women

>>4423215
gay

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>>4422349

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>>4422353
dat burger matters

-freedom pro

i'm not, but being a virgin is not really a thing anyone should care about

>>4423771
yes it is

>>4423783
are you a virgin? do you think some magical and special earth-shattering change is going to occur to you once you've had sex? nothing changes. sex is fun as hell if you find a good person to do it with, but it doesn't fundamentally change you as a person. only the chemicals in our drinking water can do that.

Because through meditation I have become sufficiently enlightened that I made myself into a being of pure thought energy without a need to fulfill earthly desires

>>4423783
lol if you watch big bang theory and 2 broke girls all day that's what your mindset is going to be

>>4423793
the meme is u get the magic powers by never doing sex.

>>4424700
nice dubs

>>4422569
:/ *feels*

>>4424719
i cant wait to become a wizard tbh

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because i'm a wizard and it's the beez kneez

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I am saving myself for a mommy. Every young girl nowadays is a slut and has fucked more guys than the moms have.

wasnt my time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCvTk1iA2RI&feature=youtu.be&t=2m21s

>>4424723
Même! J'entends la première incantation que vous obtenez est un pistolet et un bullet.
Ne peut pas attendre !

>>4422349
because God has ordained me for a higher calling than these petty worldly desires

>>4424764
Surprise, moms were actually young girls

>>4422358
dumb frog poster!!!