I just successfully put two AAA batteries into a wireless keyboard AMA
how do you feel?
wirelessness is a social construct
>>4394788
I feel great, like a new person at the dawn of a glorious and magnificent rising of the sun, ready to approach and attack an entirely distinct segmentation of time and just yeah i mean i could probably do Ryu's signature move from Street Figher II right now, the hadouken
>>4394797
more like a technololgical construct amirite
>>4394797
this
>>4394801
kek no one cares DWEEEEEB. HA.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>4394806
you're mom cares
>>4394808
jokes on you I am my mom
>>4394772
What brand of batteries?
>>4394772
Why don't you kill yourself, weeaboo faggot?
>>4394817
rly
>>4394823duracell... no wait... yeah... that one
>>4394824life is like a magical journey why would you purposely end it, doesn't make any sense to me, i mean come on
>>4394831
just get naked.
>>4394843
let me ask you something, do you have cornrows?
>>4394853
I'm shaved.
>>4394772
Prove it.
>>4394855
your dubs is a confirmation of this fact, and i congratulate you on taking the first step to becoming hairless, bravo, you are a credit to the species
>>4394858
The proof is in the fact that i can type these words to you right now and that this keyboard is functional. Amazing truths that exist in this world, and beyond
>>4394860
get naked, you smelly indian
>>4394865
where did you hide the diamonds richard
>>4394772
only plebs use inferior wireless controllers
wireless response time is noticeably slower than wired
>>4394772
I hope they are rechargable batteries.
They are 3-5 time the cost of regulars with a charger, but will last you for 10 years.
That's over 50 times the savings if you don't lose them friend!
Then you can spend that money on a chiken pies and carrots.
