I was waiting at a cornerstore drinking a smoothie waiting for the person behind the counter to finish a fried parakeet roll. They took a really long time, and I had a lot in my pocket. Eventually someone was convinced I was stealing items from the store. The manager tried to chew me out so I cursed her out and left without my fried parakeet roll.
>>4342534
Bump for importance
>>4342534
it was a banana smoothie right?
>>4342534
*squeezes ur body*
*rapes ure little breasts with my rough hands*
*licks ur soft, puffy cheeks*
*forcefully thrusts precum leaking penis inside ur mouthpusse*
>>4342683
It was strawberry
I thought the idea of eating a parakeet was disgusting. I was pretty nauseous thinking about it, but my brother convinced me to get one.
>>4342686damn bish dats hot
>>4342534
Thief!
>>4342534
Hi 'A'
Are you a poet by chance?
Did you know poets are FOUR times more likely to be good people?
Hi btw. Please response.
>>4342912
Badly writing about dreams is not poetic. What does being a good person have to do with this?
It was a little kid who first saw me and thought I was stealing. He said something like "Mom, that man is taking things"
>>4342991
I don't think I was even touching anything so I don't know
>>4342991
Its an objective fact. Euclid wrote about it in Elements.
Poets = Good people
Its an axiom.
Why do you dream about prophecies?
>>4343355
it's dubs
>>4343362
Its nub dubs.
Jk. Good try though.
'A' please respond!
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>4343355
>>4343371
Those were the days.
>>4343355
I really don't know I'm not sober anymore, and I'm decaffeinated
I took diphenhydramine and smoked a lot of weed last night. Are you trying to ruin 'A' with semi-serious conversation?
