I caught this, what do?
>>4310767
drink it
>>4310771
this
>>4310767
torture and murder it
>>4310767
Oh and the microwaves broken, so im out of ideas.
>>4310767
Be nice to him
>>4310767
Keep him as a pet =D
>>4310767
Give him all the Wisconsin delegates
qt ratto OP, take care of it.
1. take your computer mouse
2. Open MSPaint.exe
3. Make it fullscreen or as large as possible
4. lower cursor speed to minimum (read on to find out why that would make sense)
5. take your computermouse and use a little bit of tape to make the button be pushed down constantly
6. bind/glue(? don't be rood to him!) our little friendo to the computermouse
7. let him walk across your desk
8. save the image and save it as "new meme.png" on your desktop
9. post "new meme.png" from your desktop ITT
feed it drugs and other chemicals and use it as your own lab rat
>>4310836
Bump because I want op to do this please ok
your mom
Kill yourself
>>4310767
hey man you stole my dog
>>4310767
why did you steal my dog
>>4310817
thank you spooky ougi
dubs and you put a little hat on it and take pictures
That's not a dog you guys it's a mouse
>>4310767
be nice to ratte!!!!!!!
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is babby cowe?
>>4310836
This is the only logical thing to do OP
post it on /pol/ but say you found ted cruz
get plenty upboats
>>4310836
geniuse
Eat its heart and brain to absorb its legendary mousey knowledge!
>>4310767
Take him without cream and sugar for a week, then tell everyone.
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