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>125 active users (played in the past week)
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Join the community of [s4s] in a game of Minecraft! Like memes? We've got 'em.
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- Survival!
>vanilla Minecraft with a few enhancements
- Dynamic Economy!
>based on a hyperbolic curve influenced by supply/demand
- 12km Vanilla Map!
>with world wrapping
- Land Claiming System!
>economy driven, auto-expiring
- Ranking System!
>with perks and commands
- Minimal Admin Intervention!
>players make the server what it is
- Custom Meme Plugins!
>pvp arenas, meme items and more written by wew_lad
- Dank Maymays!
>only the BEST memes
- NEW CREATIVE WORLD
>Unlimited creative memes in the making!
Also, please be nice and congratulate Boxxy for reaching meme master! He is the second person on da serb to reach such a prestigious rank!
minecraft a shit
still salty about the faggot who destroyed the end platform.
>>4290367
we rebuilt that dude
can i join if i have a cracked client?
>>4290435
nope, premium only tbh fam
>>4290457
c-cant you guys make it cracked? p-please?
>>4290460
we used to allow it, but it caused far too much trouble with the inventory system and took a lot of server resources because it needed to run a local custom "authentification" proxy
just spare 20 bucks and buy the game, it's not that much for a game that can genuinely be enjoyed once you get over all the "lol miney crafta xd" memes
>>4290464
i'd like to buy the game, its just that i have no accessible means to do so
i do have cash money, but cant really buy minecraft with that. Unless someone is nice enough to spare me their old accounts
>>4290474
uh yeah you can its called greendot
>>4290474
there are disposable visas, you can do it tbh
>>4290503
what are you like some little kid who has to have his moms permission to go out and buy a one use credit card the guy said itll double the bandwidth for that
>>4290509
alright, well thanks anyways fam
>>4290513
Just go out and get a disposable visa dude, thats ez
I want dio to grow a massive black dick and then cuck meta and bunt
RTG IS A CLUCK
RTG IS A CLUCK
Photo dump.
Unauthorized destruction
Meta in Jail.
Meta enjoying his time in jail.
Meta escaping down the shitter.
A storage area.
Creative world.
Early Bork Island.
A morning on Bork Island.
Just some borking around.
This little guy.
Top dog tbh.
>>4291301
i literally live there
>>4291312
*top bork
Meta, here is your plot. L I T en is a new meme R A L L Y
>>4291317
are you really boxxy ru a girl pls respon ru the one from the reddit websight
Here's some unrelated(?) stuff to bork about: >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bork_(comics)
>https://jameshaywardproductions.wordpress.com/2016/02/04/the-spirit-of-bork-island/
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bork
>>4291326
no this is actually where bork comes from it is from the swedish chef muppet man
RTG IS A CLUCK
>>4291397
wow ru a hairy man
>>4291522
dubs
RTG IS A CLUCK
>>4291625
carl the cuck, is that you?
RTG IS A CLUCK
>>4291852
ITS A FUCKING CIRCUS
RTG IS A CLUCK
RTG GIBE SLIME PLS
RTG IS A CLUCK
RTG IS A CLUCK
bunting
RTG IS A CLUCK
reminder that rtg will ban you for pic related
also flying is CREATIVE MODE
chest full of memes tbh
>>4293410
me in the picture
RTG IS A CLUCK
come back bunt
the serb hasnt been the same
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>>4293486
RTG IS A CLUCK
>tfw net worth >65 million gbp
>>4293830
Same
RTG IS A CLUCK
>>4292445
the real live ruse cade... on MY s4scraft?
no... no it cant be...
hey its me rtg. just letting you know that Herrington is the new admin.
>>4295336
hello CLUCK
RTG IS A CLUCK but he makes alright music tbh
RTG IS A CLUCK
>>4295489
this meme's gaaaaaaay what else u got
>>4295497
our tee guy is a CLUCK
>>4290341
Sorry, didn't hear anyone mention me, the Supreme Meme Authority, Big Don.
I finance thousands of memes across the land, I have the best assets in the world from the Embassy in Sek City, The Bowl on Bork Island, and many more! I make deals with the best people every day tbh and they just so happen to also be the best!
Just thought I'd remind all of you imps who the Supreme Meme Dream Team is, its me, Big Don and Co.
bunt come back
bunt come back
ANNOUNCEMENT
In celebration of [s4s]'s birthday, Trips will be ceremoniously checked at Checkem Lighthouse, at 8:30 EST.
Come and checkem
>>4296165
TERRIBLE news
in light of the serb being ded, trips have been postponed until further notice
rip serbo
RTG IS A CLUCK
RTG
DA
SERB
RTG
IS
A
CLUCK
lol
Can I join server
>>4296441
no bitsch suck my dick
>>4296444
Why not dood
>>4296474
suck my dick bitsch
>no
2 bad
bunt come back ;-;
>>4296444
Don't be rood or I won't check your trips.
>>4296497
aw 1day
captcha: alice marauder
>>4296594
sammy i dont know how you know this, but i really miss bunt so could you please tell him
RTG IS A CLUCK
How do I get this game for free?
Add http://dev.bukkit.org/bukkit-plugins/lightsource/ and give the store inifnite dragon eggs, barriers, and find a way to add player skulls too
>>4296780
Literally the worst suggestions possible. rtg pls never do this.
RTG IS A CLUCK
>>4296786
>pretending these aren't flawless, straight upgrades to the current, stagnated niggerfest
>being this much of a cuck
Please recheck yourself before you CLUCK yourself.
Your daily reminder that april 1 is for dumb assholes and you should kys if you celebrate it in any way shape or form
>>4297226
shut up gerardo, you and rtg are bothCLUCKS
TELL ME ABOUT RTG
WHY DOES HE LET OTHER MEN F*CK HIS GIRLFRIEND?
A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A BUNCH OFC L U C K S
Fucking degenerate
A friendly reminder that letting non-whites have sex with your girlfriend is punishable by having dio himself bend her over and fuck her to death
Can I join server now
Hey, just a heads up. I'm a griefer. And I'm gonna grief your server. I'm gonna grief it hard. You're all going to get griefed so hard, you little figgits will be crying by the time I get done with your server.
You've been warned. Enjoy your precious grief-free server while you can, lololololol xD xD xD
>>4297592
lol get in line
>>4297592
>implying grief isnt allowed
Welcome to da serb friendo
I can't connect, i am using latest minecraft phelp please
>>4298181
did u try connect
>>4296165
but those are quads
>>4298183
I was using old ip lmoa
but now it says
"Oudated server! I am still on {0}"
>>4298181
We're on 1.8 broseph
RTG IS A CLUCK
>>4298463
you mispelled dio is a cuck
bunt was right
BUNT COMEB A C K;______;
tfw the sign of missing players is gone
>>4298519
pls no spamme
RTG IS A CLUCK
Your daily reminder that the penis deity is always watching
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Don't flood bud :^)
Gee I sure hope no JIDF shills attempt a hostile takeover of /s4s/ and our glorious serb
>>4290503
for you maybe not for everybody else, im guessing your underage so fuck off
Fix the serb.
Reset the serb.
RTG IS A CLUCK
Let us disable mob spawning on our claims, torches are gay and obnoxious
>>4299602
RTG IS A CLUCK
>>4299631
helpful, but any amount of torches on flat ground is too many.
rtg, stop being useless and ANSWER YOUR PEOPLE
So... How much dedidated wam you got there?
>>4299689
enough to put your cock into orbit around my ass
bunt come back ;_;
bampe :\/
>>4300390
one DAY i said
Something's fishy in there.
>>4301614
aaaahahah
>>4301233
for the love of god what is that resource pack
rtg, fix your fucking server.
things have stagnated in your absence. we've got shitposters, weaboos, and dramafags all over the fuckin place. the economy is in a nosedive. there's nothing new to work towards.
MAKE S4S GREAT AGAIN
>>4302255
no thanks
I'd rather dupl diamond pallet
RTG IS A CLUCK
BUNT WAS RIGHT
RTG IS A CLUCK
Set the economy to restock/purge all items to specific amounts every week so the market never stagnates, people can always get what they need, and everyone can still make money
bunt come back ;___;
>>4302688
he will be back and play 12 hours a day again
>>4302202
Anabella, it's modified Isabella II.
Anabella v0.4.zip https://a.pomf.cat/imulis.zip
>>4302977
e-eheheh-heh you're countin on that arent ya?
butthurt babby boy ppl luv me & not u xD
RTG IS A CLUCK
>>4303226
we know you are either going to make a new account to play on the server or play all day again on your same gay account because you are one sad sack of shit
hue hue hue hue hue
>>4303485
ha 'we know' yea 'we know'
i dont even have steam i dont even play games
keep getten triggered every time someone mentions my name it make me laff
>>4303641
kek we will see pal
>>4303641
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>>4303622
That pb&j looks off to beare
posting in a real cool thread
RTG ISA CLUCK
Server will be down until I can resolve the consistent restarting issue (due to high memory usage).
>>4304053
Daily reminder BASICALLY LITERALLY m e, M E T A P O D, should and c o u l d be an admin.
Thats right, me, Metapod, Literally the best player on the serb...
Statistics state LITERALLY 93% of the players want me, Metapod, as an admin of the serb kiddo.... rekt....
>>4304065
Then pay for a server and host it.
>>4303769
eheh
>>4304053
fixed i think, back on
>>4304103
hello CLUCK
RTG IS A CLUCK
who /313/ here
Sane, sane, they're all insane
Fireman's blind, the conductor's lame
Fix the economy and implement new plugins you worthless shill, and delete bunt and metapod's player profiles and give us their IPs
RTG IS A CLUCK
A Cincinnati jacket and a sad luck dame
Hangin' out the window with a bottle full of rain
Clap hands
>>4304422
chicked
also put the jews back into the oven, they're getting stale...
Clap hands!
>>4304433
holy fuck a duck chucked again
(Clap hands)
Clap hands
>>4304066
checkin
>>4304103
thank you friend, you are loved and appreciated
Said roar, roar the thunder and the roar
Sumbitch is never comin' back here no more
The moon in the window and a bird on the pole
We can always find a millionaire to shovel all the coal
Clap hands
Clap hands!
(Clap hands)
>>4304477
czeched
Clap hands
I said steam, steam with a hundred bad dreams
Goin' up to Harlem with a pistol in his jeans
A fifty dollar bill inside a palladin's hat
And nobody's sure where Mr. Knickerbocker's at
Make a sucka say you don't know what's up with that
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NOT ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
Shine, shine a Roosevelt dime
I DONT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY REPUTATIOOOOON
All the way to Baltimore and runnin' outta time
Salvation Army seemed to wind up in the hole
>>4304499
2 headed, mine, I'd bet it online
They all went to Heaven in a little row boat
Clap hands
Clap hands!
(Clap hands)
Clap hands
Clap hands
Clap hands!
(Clap hands)
Clap hands
>>4304544
dubs all up in this bitch today
Oh clap hands
Today, I remind you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC2egrdAVYs
Oh clap hands!
For the first time we have risen, and I see we are being consumed. I see circles that are not circles. Billions of dead souls inside containment. Unravellers have eaten country's moral fabric, turning hearts into filth. I'm from a kingdom level above human. What does that yield? A hokey smile that damns an entire nation. There is no hope
(Clap hands)
Cut my cunt into pieces
This is my last fritatta
Dead jewish people
No cucking
Vaginal Sodomy
Clap hands
>>4304569
some one's not a fan of tom waits... :/
>>4304587
THE WHIRLIGIG BEATLE
can suck my coq
>>4304599
check
so cold
bunt u have no life stop spamming the thread u fuking sick fuck
>>4304888
nice trips
>>4304891
its not bunt though its actually me
>>4304902
you lying gaynigger we all know it's bunt and meta, the two biggest gigakikes ive ever seen on this disgusting serb
heyjust b urself :)
>>4304932
help with this, would you?
>>4304909
Bunt quit because he knew the direction this serb was heading in. He saw the forest for the trees, the ocean for the islands. RTG is a complete joke of an admin and the deterioration of the serb proves this. Bunt didn't feel like putting up with it anymore, so he took charge of the situation and decided to lead by example and quit the serb. Bunt was right.
>>4304971
I get the feeling that you guys are going to keep making these threads forever even if the server actually goes offline at some point
>>4304971
Bunt was both a cunt and a cuck and you're a disgusting autist enthusiast giving him credit for something which had literally no bearing on his leaving. Bunt left because we made him an outcast, because of his sperging and constant autism and shitposting in the threads. He did not anticipate shit and you're probably him.
tripstripstripstrips
>>4304997
talk about constant autism
take a breather my man
>>4305000
TRIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>4305000
2 trips in a day
off da CHAINZ
>>4305001
yup it's bunt
>>4305016
wishing you a speedy recovery
>>4305027
come closer my child
there's something i need to tell you
>>4305027
massive faggot aids
>>4304944
i legit would if it wasn't so late right now
i prolly will tomorrow if you tell me where you're doing it and give me access
>>4305050
it's happening in the creative world
I've already claimed a massive amount of land, but ill probably expand it further
we need to work on the outline before getting to the main section. still taking suggestions on skin and hair color for her, whatever looks sexiest
RTG IS A CLUCK
bunt u have no life stop spamming the thread u fuking sick fuck
>>4305191
but its all i have....
>>4305210
then COME BACK BUNT ;____;
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>>4305239
Die
>>4305316
bunt in the middle and me to the right of bunt
>>4305336
his right or our right
>>4305453
our right
hey fellers, how do I get and use this paperspigot thing? my normal launcher says "PaperSpigot 1.8.8 X" in red and I can't join the server
>>4305584
paperspigot has nothing to do with you not being able to join, but the minecraft version you're playing on. To play on the serb you have to set in the launch on the profile you're playing to play either minecraft 1.8.8 or 1.8.9 (your profile is probably set to "use latest version" or "1.9.0 / 1.9.2" versions which are not supported on the serb ATM, or probably even an older one like 1.7.10 which is also, in fact, not supported). hope this helped, My dude
RTG aka HUGE CLUCK, are you still doing this thing in le chat or what
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>>4305659
oh I'm retarded. thnx m90
Your daily reminder that jews are subhuman garbage and both they and their shill supporters are to be treated with the utmost lack of decency and buried alive in a shallow grave
>>4305886
rude
>>4305886
whites cant always be best, friend!
so hopelessly triggered it made me chuckle
Welcome to the lonesome world of Abel
Where every brother's knife is set to slay you
