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bune raven

The classic that started it all.

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A women is hungry, she rumages into her cupboard, and she finds an apple, and a cake. She cuts a slice of the cake, picks it up and at the very last second, her boyfriend intervenes and screams "The cake is out of date!" She puts it back down, and gives the cake a mortified look while catching her breath from a recent "Gasp!". The next day, she's even more hungry, she's scraping around for pennies to buy some food! And then she sees the cake and the apple again, the apple is fresh and glinting in the sunlight, and the cake is letting out a warm arouma and the chocolate makes the women's belly rumble; she goes to take a bite, and then notices a small bit of mold on the end of the slice, horrified by this, she drops the cake and screams! and puts the remains of it in the bin. The next moring, she is ravanged with hunger! In pain! And yet again, she's faced with the fresh apple, or the trashed cake, she picks up the cake from the top of the trash, and looks for the most freshish and cleanest part, and takes a bite. three days later, she died of food poisioning.