it's too late for coffee
should i have tea or a soda
>>4276962
soda because soda has antioxidants.
>>4276962
Try semen
>>4277017
or maybe some sperm?
>>4277068
anon you sound like you need to getlaid
Eggs
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>4277097
i remember how to fortune
>>4277101
loam
>>4277085
costs too much I just fuck my hand until sperm happens now. its cheaper and feels as good
>>4277133
remember that having sex is extremely difficult and drinking at a bar and going home with someone to put your willy inside is spiritually and mortally gratifying
update: i ended up going with tea because soda doesn't actually have antioxidants
>>4277141
the tremulous and turbulent nature of tea is tantamount to tosca tango
>>4277140
I gratify sperm on my hand for free. and I can feel it inside my hand.
>>4277150
if i go have a one night stand will you leave me alone
My friend lost 20 pounds by drinking water
water
water drink good
water
drink good water water water
>>4277153
one time I had sperm on both hands an shook it off on the mirror. it made a winky face so I took a picture of it. I carry it in my wallet when people ask to see my family I show them that photo and they laugh.
>>4277157
that's actually very cute, did you use spermicide soap to wash it off
>>4277162
no, did you not read the story, it's a photo of my family.
>>4277156
Every morning I wake up and drink water, and I smile while doing so, as the central idea of drinking water is done to alleviate a sincere bodily need: thirst. I do so out of artistic and authorial humor. The idea of thirst is is not so much manufactured as it is something to be overcome through the power of irony.
>>4277163
are you silly, no that can't be right you show them a picture of what WOULD be your family
>>4277167
people poop in water. just so you know.
>>4276962
>too late for coffee
geg
