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I am requesting assistance because I am in jail with these kids.
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sarah_by_proxy
2016-03-26 00:19:58 Post No. 4274638
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sarah_by_proxy 2016-03-26 00:19:58 Post No. 4274638 [Report]
I am requesting assistance because I am in jail with these kids. You cannot see me, but I am in jail with these kids. Please help me be somewhere other than in jail with these kids

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 00:21:06 Post No.4274642
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 00:21:06 Post No.4274642 [Report]
true
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 00:22:26 Post No.4274645
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 00:22:26 Post No.4274645 [Report]
If dubs I free the kids but not you

Then you will be in jail by yourself rather than in jail with those kids.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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sarah_by_proxy 2016-03-26 00:24:40 Post No.4274655
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sarah_by_proxy 2016-03-26 00:24:40 Post No.4274655 [Report]
>>4274645
thank you, but no thank you because you actually didn't get doubles. If you did, however, I would be thankful because I really wanna think about my life, but the kids distract me and pat my head and make me feel loved
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Garlic Salt (the rea 2016-03-26 00:24:54 Post No.4274656
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Garlic Salt (the rea 2016-03-26 00:24:54 Post No.4274656 [Report]
Give me Doritos I free kids
Not u sorry u belong there u r thief.
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sarah_by_proxy 2016-03-26 00:29:31 Post No.4274669
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sarah_by_proxy 2016-03-26 00:29:31 Post No.4274669 [Report]
>>4274656
I stole those doritos to give to someone in the event that they asked me for doritos in order to set the kids free from jail
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 00:32:45 Post No.4274672
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 00:32:45 Post No.4274672 [Report]
>>4274638
you have to beat at least one of them up before they try to gang up on you
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sarah_by_proxy 2016-03-26 00:35:50 Post No.4274679
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sarah_by_proxy 2016-03-26 00:35:50 Post No.4274679 [Report]
>>4274672
alright, I'll put a post here after attempting to do so and let you know how it went
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sarah_by_proxy 2016-03-26 00:44:55 Post No.4274698
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sarah_by_proxy 2016-03-26 00:44:55 Post No.4274698 [Report]
I'm back.
Pic related: what they did to me after I attempted to initiate a fight
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Garlic Salt (the rea 2016-03-26 00:50:05 Post No.4274706
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Garlic Salt (the rea 2016-03-26 00:50:05 Post No.4274706 [Report]
So the kids starve while u stuff yourself wif dorritos.
Some dad u turned out 2 b.
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sarah_by_proxy 2016-03-26 00:54:09 Post No.4274717
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sarah_by_proxy 2016-03-26 00:54:09 Post No.4274717 [Report]
>>4274706
I gave them all a handful and kept the rest for if someone else wanted some, I swear
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 00:55:47 Post No.4274722
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 00:55:47 Post No.4274722 [Report]
>>4274717
why would you give food to children who were plotting to mob you?
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sarah_by_proxy 2016-03-26 00:57:02 Post No.4274725
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sarah_by_proxy 2016-03-26 00:57:02 Post No.4274725 [Report]
>>4274722
I-I didn't know they would at the time. I forgot the basic prison rules of, "beat the fuck out of someone your first day" and instead gave them doritos.
Now my face is red, and I don't just mean because of the blood
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 00:57:11 Post No.4274726
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 00:57:11 Post No.4274726 [Report]
>>4274655
>>4274722
nice dubs
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 01:04:46 Post No.4274739
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 01:04:46 Post No.4274739 [Report]
>>4274725
i hope you feel comfortable lying in the fetal position
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sarah_by_proxy 2016-03-26 01:05:51 Post No.4274744
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sarah_by_proxy 2016-03-26 01:05:51 Post No.4274744 [Report]
>>4274739
I'm cold
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 01:07:43 Post No.4274748
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 01:07:43 Post No.4274748 [Report]
>>4274744
that's your dead reality creeping into your illusion of life
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 01:16:16 Post No.4274755
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 01:16:16 Post No.4274755 [Report]
>>4274744
>I'm cold
rip snowden. kry everytime. lol nice knowing you though.
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