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Here's a philosophical concundrumPizza tastes nice, but eating it will give

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Anonymous
2016-03-25 23:10:29Post No. 4274505
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 23:10:29 Post No. 4274505 [Report]
Here's a philosophical concundrum

Pizza tastes nice, but eating it will give you heartburn. What do you do?
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 23:12:37 Post No.4274511
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 23:12:37 Post No.4274511 [Report]
>>4274505
ur mum
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 23:12:38 Post No.4274513
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 23:12:38 Post No.4274513 [Report]
i drench my pizza in red pepper flakes and i don't get heartburn

what kind of pussy stomach do you have
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 23:17:44 Post No.4274517
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 23:17:44 Post No.4274517 [Report]
Since god is a pizza I'm eating the body of god so therefore I wont go to hell and therefore I won't burn.

But here's my question: the bible said god is a pizza but god is definitely not a pizza therefore evolution does not exist, because jesus was inside my anus.
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 23:18:49 Post No.4274521
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pepperoni pizza is shitu tbh
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 23:25:15 Post No.4274530
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 23:25:15 Post No.4274530 [Report]
>>4274505
take ranitidine
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 23:26:16 Post No.4274537
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 23:26:16 Post No.4274537 [Report]
>>4274521
get the fuq off this planet and never return
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 23:26:52 Post No.4274538
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>>4274537
LOL!
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DID YOU KNOW? 2016-03-25 23:36:33 Post No.4274559
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>>4274537
DID YOU KNOW?
DYK that Pepperoni is actually italian Salame and actual Pepperoni is actually called Peperoni?

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 01:29:02 Post No.4274775
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>>4274505
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Ronald Belarius 2016-03-26 02:56:20 Post No.4274991
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Ronald Belarius 2016-03-26 02:56:20 Post No.4274991 [Report]
>>4274513
Red pepper flakes are the fugging shit
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 09:22:51 Post No.4275582
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 09:22:51 Post No.4275582 [Report]
>Eat so much it literally kills you.
>be in heaven
>"how'd you die anon?"
>"I ate pizza."

Best way to die tbh.
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 09:25:49 Post No.4275583
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 09:25:49 Post No.4275583 [Report]
Eat it then get heart burn
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