Drunk again so posting here.
>>4274470
hey bb how is your day going hope its great ily <3
>>4274474
Its going good. Didn't do a lot because I woke at around 12PM. I don't feel like I can have a productive day unless I wake up early.
>>4274481
yeah i woke up at 4:40pm
i just had le epiphinany that 12pm is the earliest time in the pm woa
>>4274481
op you still here?
>>4274488 >88 >dubs
nice
There seems to be an anime in my refrigerator...
>Also, my fridge is running
>>4274488
>88
>dubs
Nice.
Yeah I always think of 12 as AM.
>>4274548
Yeah, sorry I was just talking to my sister. Started the thread early today because last night I fell asleep.
>>4274556
Its bully-proof.
>>4274568
ok lol :) im glad i can still talk to you, you seem very nice bb
does OP have a dick?
i was browsing [s4s] with my friend, and we weren't sure if the girl avatars were really girls or if they all were ,en.
>>4274575
men
i didn't proofread because i'm on his 4chan pass, and it's too easy to post without reading over it again
>>4274568
>bully-proof
Uh...Wat?..
>>4274572
I'm experimenting with a new type of lcohol which is why I fell asleep and disapeared last night because I don't know what I can drink without passing out.
>>4274575
Where did you and your friend find out aout this place?
>>4274577
>77
>dubs
Nice.
I made the fridge to hide from bullies and posted it on /ota/.
started drinking in the morning today and found out it's not that great tbh
>>4274583
my friend showed it to me. he's been going here since high school. i think he heard about it on some other internet board.
>>4274583
oh you should be careful with alcohol its dangerous thats why i dont drink
>>4274588
doog gouble
>>4274587
THat's fair enough.
>>4274588
That's cool. How are you doing regarding education?
>>4274592
Don't worry; I'm an expert.
>>4274598
ok good, you forgot your name fig bb
im glad your safe
i care about you bb :* ~<3 (you)
mfw waiting for bowl of oatmeal to reach "goldylox" temp
>>4274598
i'm supposed to graduate college in a year or two. i just have a pretty difficult exam to pass, and i need to get myself together before next year so i can finally get away from roommates and lectures.
>>4274602
Sometimes I do, not a big deal because I was originally an avatarfig anyway.
>>4274606
Is oatmeal porridge?
>>4274607
Make sure you revise. I thought revisin was for stupid people, and my arrogance caused me to fail. Even if its just 20 minutes a day. Just unplug your internet to keep you from distractions and revise. Keep your papers on hand so that if you ever get stuck in a time wasting situation e.g stuck in a line),m you can pull the papers out and cram that extra minute in. It might just save your exam, and mean differance from working for $20,000 in some pointless, shitty job to doing what you really love. I'm 22, and I have go back and do it all over again because I didn't revise.
>>4274621
i have a friend who is in a situation like this only worse, and he hates me because i told him he was making a mistake for dropping out of college and becoming a neet.
this is at least the third time i've seen it happen to someone. it's like they are afraid of the world so they hide in their house and become even less able to deal with it.
NEETs are a bad ruse.
>>4274627
For some people, being a NEET is worth it. But unless ou know your parents are rich and your inherance is worth a billion, i wouldn't advise it. At the end of the day, work is shit, but lets have it right, 37. hours of work a week in return for warmth, food and a secure existance isn't much to ask.
>>4274633
Yes.
>>4274646
s-so do you want tot date?
>>4274646
i can see how being a NEET would be fine if you were sure that your parents weren't just going to quit supporting you and kick you onto the street, but they would do that to me, so maybe i see things much differently. also it's hard to have any self-esteem for me if i'm just a leech who's useless and unwanted because of it.
this conversation got a lot more serious than i wanted it to. lel. i'm gonna watch a movie and try to sleep. good night.
>>4274470
drinking is bad, mkay?
>>4274659
I don't date people because I feel sorry for all the people that like me but won't get to date me
>>4274661
Its not about parents, its about you. What do you want to do? And how are you going to suport yourself?
What movie? Is nicholas cage in it?
>>4274664
I know, I know. But you can't stop me!
dropping in to say hi
>>4274680
>Its not about parents, its about you
i know. that's what it boils down to. if you become a NEET then you're putting yourself at the mercy of your parents and for someone with parents who aren't so forgiving you'll just be sitting around everyday unsure when something might happen that gets you kicked out.
i'm not sure yet. i'll have to look around first.
>>4274687
Hello there.
>>4274692
Well, what are you interested in?>
>>4274680
*stops you from drinking*
checkmate
>>4274695
nothing i'd like to post about here honestly :^)
>>4274709
*drinks again*
>>4274711
>11
>dubds
Nice. Well if you dont want to tell thats fine. But secrets are bad and will tear you apart.
We are having dinner in a restaurant when you drop your fork. you go to pick it up from underneath the table when you notice my huge erection, what do you do next?
>>4274731
*stops you for really real this time*
d-don't defy me!
>>4274731
secrets only do that when i'm not sober. i got the movie i want to watch, and i need to eat a real dinner so good night for real this time.
>>4274742
Nothing. But in my head I'm thinking "this man wants to inseminate me".
>>4274746
OK. But secrets are bad. You can stop me all you want, it doesn't change naything.
>>4274747
You are you. Not being able to live as you is a bad thing. You can back to your normal life and eat your dinner, but those thoughts are still neurons linving inside your brain. Good night.
>>4274760
oh ok thats a good reason to not date people, but what you you dated everyone who wanted too, id be ok if you dated other people besides me
post
>>4274774
I doin't peopl because I don't have anyone to date, but having read the harrowing stories of men on /r9k/ and of fedoras in general who can't get girlfriends, I feel like being a whore is almost ethical. I believe in a rule that states "for every person you date, there are ten beta admirers created". I don't like the feeling of making people feel bad. I have no problem with people who do and only procreate with Chad, but that's how I feel.
>>4274776
Delivered.
>>4274787
ok bb want to be freinds?
>>4274787
stop posting the picture without the hime cut, short haired girls aren't cute
>>4274794
I'm a friend of anyone who hasn't attacked me.
>>4274795
Well, I have to post these kinds of pics now and again because if I don't, I'll have nothing to avatarfag with.
>>4274799
NOT CUTE
>>4274800
>00
>dubs
Nice.
OK fine.
>>4274804
woa you look so cute im glad we are friends :)
>>4274808
oh my god this is so fucking cringeworthy
>>4274815
pls dont be rood 2 me ;_;
>>4274787
how2hek is being a whore the ethical response to men who poop in jugs?
how are they even related at all?
o how I kissed these posts.
o printed out my favorite and came on it
anyone want to see?
>>4274818
Don't worry I'm not rood.
>>4274823
Why do they shit in jugs instead of in the toilet bowl to avoid disease like most people? They are lazy. And what is laziness? The mobiation for doing something outweighs the effeort of doing it. For these poor people, just going to the toilet is more effort than the motivation of catching a disease that an end their life. These are sad, unhappy people, and if others were kinder to them, and gave a reason to live, they would no longer shit in jugs, bvut rejoice upon a toilet, freee and happy.
>>4274835
Glad to hear it.
>>4274844
>44
>Nice
Natsume, you are not cute.
Simply put you are ugly as fuck. A real zit on the gooch of society. Even if all the synonyms of "unnatractive" were condensed into a singlularity, then manifested into the form of a physical body it would still do little to mirror the magnitude of grotesqueness found in that asymetrical globule you call a face. There are crack addicted, pill-popping vagrants who've impregnated their sister, then performed improvised lamaze classes with her in radioactive wastelands outside of Chernobyl that have produced better looking offspring than your parents did. If you ever got caught jay walking the cop would still make you do a sobriety test, your face is that fucking mong. You are a pariah among cretins, a cum rag among nappkins, a turd in the snow. You give people with cataracts something to be thankful for.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but when someones ugliness is as many standard deviations away from the mean as yours is you're not allowed to have an opinion. Just looking through your pictures I can already feel the bile creeping up my throat. They say a picture tells a thousand words and on first glance abominable, unkempt, cadaverous, fecal lizard spring to mind. Of course these are just vague descriptions of what one can only imagine to be the product of generations of flagrant alcoholism combined with incest. Sadly for you though the impact of your facial aberrations is aggrandized by your fermented fap rag of a personality, which along with the above veritably lands you on the lowest echelon of dating standards.
>>4274844
i pooped in a jug and a toilet today
what am I?
>>4274849
top kok
>>4274844
ok but what you say now contradicts what you said before
you are really drunk!
*hides you're liquor*
wear this while I sex you Y/N?
>>4274860
yandree gf ilu pls respoind
>>4274851
An Indian. But iuf the chance of disease (ecoli, salmonella) isn't enough to convince you into shitting into a toilet, then what about soical presure? SHIT IN A TOILET YOU LAZY INDOAN!.
>>4274854
Don't calll anyone! What did I say before? I'm a dirty hypocrit, please mpiint it out so I'm can correct what the naughty past me did. I hate past me, I'm a fucking asshole that says wrong things.
>>4274860
I would.
>>4274587
It isn't, isn't it?
>>4274864
post your hands PLEASE
>>4274864
FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I'N NOT AN INDIAN I DID IT FOR FUN AND HE JAR JUG WAS IN A TOILET I ALSO DID A TOILET FUCK YOU
>>4274864
Do you cosplay often
>>4274864
hey bb u cum here often
>>4274868
Lost those images a long time ago. I found them recently, but only breifly. If you want to find them, I think (don't hold me to it) they're still on http://lupchan.org/s4s/94.html somewhere. I'll look for them, but like I said, don't hold me too it.
>>4274874
Well, well notsay that earlier? Bu it still worrying you put a jug in you toilate and excreted into it.
>>4274879
I wish.
>>4274884
Yes, every day.
>>4274886
sorry my mom says i can't visit lupchan anymore can you please post them here?
>>4274886
I DID SAY THAT AND IT WAS A SOCIAL EXPERIEMNTET YOU FUC KT O FIGURE OUT THE AFFECTS OF OF IT STOP BEING R00D JEUSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH I DID IT TO SEE IF I INDIAN AND LAZY BECAUSE I DID IT AND DID NOT BECOME SO THERE FORE IT IS NOT TRUE
>>4274897
Well, if that's what yo,ur mommy says, better listen to her. But don't blame me if I can't find them.
>>4274904
PLEASE please PLEASE find them for me!!! my mom says i can't go there anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natsumeeeeeeeee! ! ! !
i tried posting in your thread yesterday but you never replied! But hi hi!
>>4274908
now we're all here the boys pretending to be girls pretending to be boys club :^)
>>4274904
Do you have hair like the anime
>>4274922
>22
dubs! i prefer retards pretending to be smart ppl pretending to be retards
post more natsume plox
>>4274897
Sorry can't find them, can offer face instead though.
>>4274903
I wasn't rude. I just suggested you shit in a ceramic cylinder instead of on the floor.
>>4274906
I can't. There's 119 pages on lupchan spanning back to 2013. I can't go through all that.
>>4274908
I fell asleep.
>>4274922
>22
>dubs
Nice.
>>4274933
>33
>dubs
Nice.
>>4274931
No, my hair is like this.
>>4274904
U MOTHERFUCKER RESPDODN TO ME NWAOW
>>4274940
YOU SPREAD LIES AND NEED TO SHUT THE FCUCK UP UR RUDE CAUSE YOU CALLED ME INDIAN AND SAID VERY BERRY BAD THINGS SO IF YOU COULD SHUT THE FUCK UP I COULD READ THE SCRIPT TO SHOW YOU THE BAD THINGS THAT YOU'VE DONE IN SNEK COURT YES
>>4274940
is this a /soc/ ruse or is natsume really this drunk?
>>4274940
delet this
>>4274945
SHIT UP SHUT UP SHIUT UP SHIT UP SHUT UP UR A BULLY APLOGIZE
>>4274949
well they're not bad looking so i'm ok with this would fuk/10
>>4274949
u have pretty eyes****
Fucking phone changes u to I
>>4274952
don't correct it
presercve the imperfections radical authenticity my man
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4274952
ok now post yours :)
>>4274940
lol your hot id fug you :)
>>4274943
Well, if you shgit in a jug you are an INDIAN. I'm not being nasty, ust trying to help yoiu live a more hygenic life. Don't shit on a jug, all kinds of things could infect people people. Shit in a toilet so its flushed away!
>>4274944
>44
>dubs
Nice. I'm am that drunk. But also because of secrets. Secrets are bad for people. A human can never peace of mind and live as itself until secrets don't exist...
>>4274946
No.
>>4274947
Where did I bully you? Al I said was find the motivation to stolp shitting in a jug.
>>4274949
It is, but I think, after 3 years of this, the anons deserve to know who they are talking to. I'm not gonna post again, and honsestly, I really do not want 4chan attention because I know what people are capable of and the the risk onvolved, but still *I* think anon deseverse to know he forms an emotional attatchment to. But this is this the only time. I'm going go back to Natsume again. Because Natsume was the best character in Po0kemon Spcial and is my idol.
>>4274954
my phone doesn't want me to maintain my long standing retarded sounding post style. i thought i turned off autocorrect also....
>>4274958
being a f*g is good r*tard it's 2016...
>>4274961
>Short hair
Reconsider your life tbh
>>4274964
if you're going to be pc then you should stop using retard too, you autistic nigger
>>4274966
Consider suicide
>>4274971
Short hair is literal low tier m8 are you gay?
>>4274973
Yes, now I hope you're giving it some thought. I recommend at least a .38 caliber pistol, and you have to aim for the brain stem.
>>4274966
>66
>dubs
Nice.
I got it cut against my wants because I was trainign for a management position and my boss told me long hair unsightely. Then I cut it and left 2 weeks later because I decided that bossing everyone around and telling my friends wto talk to people on the phone when they don't want to just isn't me. I'm not a figure of authority. So now I'm growing it back.
>>4274961
YOU DONT UNT UNDERSTAND SCIENCE I WAS TESTING AND THE INDIANS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG I AM IMMORTAL NOW LET US SEX FOR I AM WORTHY GET OVER ME AND DO NOT BULLY
I don't know what's going on but I'm farting in this thread right now fyi
*BRRAAAPPP*
>>4274981
hi banananan
>>4274979
you should have it cut like your pics tbh
>>4274981
that's not how a fart sounds like
>>4275010
ur mom farts for me, and i'd say that's a pretty accurate onomatopoeia m8091
>>4274980
The INDIANS were right about squatting. Buas for shitting in the street, they can pass along disease to fellow INDIANS.
>>4274981
Good for you.
Sorry i couldn't post in time becase the new Jewgle captcha couln'd connect.
>>4275012
I have two dads
>>4274986
>>4275010
>>4275012
>>4275015
ahhh... could you guys rate my fart smelle? I'm trying to make them smell as goode as possible, eating a lot of citrus and stuff!
>>4275015
INDIANS PROVED LIFE RIGHT INDIANS KNEW THE MATH OF POOP PORRUR GET IT KID?
I'm going back to insobriety.
One day I will fly to the UK and steal natsume from you all.
>>4275029
>tfw when you live in uk
>>4275021
Digusting. The sent of hydrogen escaping a person's.... thing rouses disgust in every ningen alive. Aside from the odd wierd guy.
>>4275025
Haha, yeah..............................................
>>4275029
Good luck. But please don't steal me from my naturalhabitat. There is nothing outside England!
>>4275038
>not smelling your delicious farts
Ultimate biengs having a dance off ol.
>>4275033
>33
>dubs
Nice.
>>4275041
I personally find that disgusting, but Tay th AI taught us that beng youself in the face of labotomy is the most importnat thing, so I'll let it slide. Not that I could stop you liking such.... uncivilized things,
>>4275038
go to h3ck
>>4275038
hey I'm only doing this to make my odor as inoffensive as possible. don't get mad because you're farts could make a horse faint!
>>4275044
dub
>>4275048
it's a tru!
>>4275043
Sory, ultimate beings.
>>4275044
>44
>dubs
Nice.
>>4275046
Whatever. Can we stop talking about hydrogen gas?
>>4275052
Ah! "Ultimate beings" (third time lucky lol)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r3IAXAc-gg
>>4275052
fart on me o i really will send you to h3ck #h3ck
>>4275055
bit gay tbh
>>4275055
double (-_-)b
>>4275059
Hydrogen is not disirable.
>>4275060
Yeah its gay. But I still respect Whammu. He was the best of the Hispanic race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAPzs5J0Xz0
>>4275052
>>4275059
I think you better listen to this guy or you will be banished to lots of that hydro stuff in eternal heck
>>4275073
uh thats a lewd pic, are you trying to seduce me
>>4275076
Hm. Hydogen means nothing to me. Its useful for ecxit signs I guess.
>>4275078
No. But I'm not going to say thats it a bad side effect.
>>4275083
FART ON ME OR ELSE
>>4275093
guys pls don't bully natsume.
>>4275106
THEY HAVE TO DO IT OR ELSE H3CK IT'S THE LAW
>>4275106
alright
*bullies you instead*
>>4275093
Dream a new meme. I'm not going to be doing that sort of *thing* to anyone.
>>4275128
hi lolo
>>4275131
hi anonymous
>>4275133
nice dubs
>>4275128
wat2hek
that's BS(bull stuff). I replied to you
pls respond
im gay lil b
>>4275128
Bacardi.
This captcha is annoying me. Constalty with the "can't connect" stuf. Well, obiously you can, because every other site workds fine.
>>4275125
let me fondle your boobs
Why do poeple drink name brand rum when they drink alone. Why not just go for the bottom-shelf plastic bottle vodka that some local warehouse waters down from industrial barrels of ethanol
>>4275143
are u posting from ur phone? it does that to me also. sometimes i have to close the reply window and open it again several times before the captcha will load.
>>4275143
oh rum? 40%? are u mixing it with anything?
>>4275136
okey ur forgiven, just ur reply wasn't saying hi back.
>>4275152
maybe cuz that particular brand tastes good to them? bacardi is pretty cheap. bottom shelf can possibly cause worse hangovers too. i kinda think all premium vodka is a joke tho. there are slight differences between brands but it's pretty much all the same.
>>4275161
>bottom shelf can possibly cause worse hangovers too
this is a myth caused by the fact that people who drink the cheap shit tend to drink harder and get worse hangovers
educate yourself you ridiculous sow
>>4275152
drinking alone is already a horrible experience, coupling this with crappy alcohol makes it a horribLEL experiece(when it is so horrible it makes those on the outside lel at the patheticness)
I would like to drink again, but right now my only option is to do it alone so I never do it.
>>4275147
Okay.
>>4275152
Because they dont sell that in Tesco.
>>4275161
No, posting on desktop.
I'm mixing it with diet oke.
>>4275161
alright
*bullies the fucking heck out of you*
night crew is gay and depressed
>>4275189
my dick :)
>>4275174
your fate smell good pls sitt on my face and farte agains pls then succ my diq
drunk every night get on my level c*nts
>>4275189
post you're boobs please
>>4275196
*get son ur leveL*
meow, son
>>4275191
i'll just get out my scissors and...
i wanted a serious suggestion. i have to do my final thread.
>>4275201
then what should I masturbate to
>>4275194
hi arkansas fig
no
>>4275201
it's too late, first suggestion wins you must eat his dicke!
>>4275211
nice dubs, pls?
j-just fart on my face pls
>>4275201
coffee without cream or sugar for a week
tell everybody
>>4275216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwz7YN1AQmQ
Hey guys u like cornflakes? :D
>>4275232
literally flavourless
>>4275234
>>4275232
I do.
Also, I'm not drunk posting anymore, but I will repace these threads. I'm not drinking anyomore.
What the hell is worng with the captrcha? I literally can never connect. It making it a chore to post. I'm trapped ina cycle of "click mountaon to make mark fuckerburg and japanese Moot and whoever owns good a fuck ton of money" but oops! could not connect to recaptcha, wft, i dont this problem with any other site on the interent.
>>4275399
nice dubs nerd
>>4275399
why are you still up?
>>4275416
lolo i love you
>>4275431
gross
>>4275450
rude fucking b*tch
>>4275453
hey bananana, u have been here long enough that u ought to by now that rude LoLo is always an imposter (and I'll apologize if it was me).
dogs are walking on top of my body ugh
>>4275461
I sucked you're dog fgt lol
>>4275468
they're small dogs and they were trying to chew on each other on my lap while I'm on the couch
>>4275468
and sucked what? they are both female
>>4275487
lolo, do you want to take hallucinogenics with me and possibly die
>>4275497
apparently, it's "hallucinogens".
Sorry, I haven't worked in/with drugs/eternalpain/toxicology/selfhatred/I'mindesperateneedofhelp/everything'sgood in quite a while, so I must have forgotten the terminology
>>4275497
that is a random fucking question. umm. no thanks.
>>4275500
>00
nice dubs. dog is trying to climb up me
>>4275506
lol i thought you ment me and i was offended then i remembered your doggo pals, lol i could pet them and keep their coot attention off you, i really like animals
haha this thread almost died :^)
bump :DDD
>>4275399
Ignore this, I was clearly being crazy. I'm not stopping drinking. I might tone it down a bit though, I drank too much last night.
Not the part about the captcha though. That still stands.
>>4275809
holy heck, how ironic r u being?
>>4275809
drink my cume fgt
>>4276579
THIRSTY BETA
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>>4275809
pour small amounts and drink slowly with anything distilled. measure if u have to.
