>Be 12
>Masturbate for the first time
>The cum flies through the bathroom window
>It fells on the mouth of your little sister
>She likes the taste
>She thinks it's bird shit
>She spends the rest of her life looking a the sky with her mouth open, waiting for more bird shit to fell on her mouth
>You win the Brother Of The Year Prize
great quote m8 i r8 sauce/8
>The cum flies through the bathroom
Why the fuck was the window open?
>>4249929
Why not?
>>4249869
You monster. You tricked your sister into thinking birds could do something important.
>>4249940
I'm from the Union Of The Flying Entities, anD i demand an apologize for your difamation of birds!
>>4250039
You think your flock is impressive?
Passenger pigeons had flocks one mile long and humans managed to wipe them out to extinction.
>>4250045
THE WORLD IS MY FLOCK
>>4249869
who are you quoting?
>>4250112
well flock you
>>4250127
I CAN'T STOP SCREAMING
>>4250143
That's typical of birds
