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imagine someone hiding all your clothes while you're showering
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imagine someone hiding all your clothes while you're showering and they leave some girls clothes on your bed for you to wear
you don't want to catch a cold, so you put it on
almost immediately, your anger and frustration melts away, you start to feel warm and fuzzy, the airy feeling between your legs is one you've never felt before, it feels nice
you run up to the mirror and you're greeted not by your own reflection, but by a cute girl
with your manliness all but stripped away, you take out your phone and take a picture, you don't want this feeling to end
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>>4249557
Yes
>>4249583
#rude :(
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>>4249557
that sounds really cute
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>>4249855
nice dubs pupper
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>>4249557
not gonna lie, this is definitely me
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>>4249557
and then ride your favorite dragon dildo, clenching as your cum
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>>4250091
I prefer riding this one the most
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>>4250099
rub a dub on that flared nub
close your eyes, achieve
fleeting glimpse of your heaven
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>tfw everyone ignores you and you have a crossdressing fetish but no one knows and you really want/need to someone to show your body in a dress/skirt and your hair all dolled like a girl's but you're so ashamed of this bizarre what you think must be so uncommon and rare and therefore even more shameful and disgusting and reputation-ruining (even though you're practically a nobody, and no one really gives you even one take most days, but still the paranoia exists that in fact you aren't a nobody but in fact less than that, because if you really were nothing, you could slide by like a ghost and no one would know you were even there save the paperwork, but so and you fear that everybody actually does know you, and they endlessly day and year in and out mock you, and as you peer out from behind your glasses there they are on the corner, staring at you, mocking your ill-fitting jeans, but what if it was perfect form-fitting dress? would they mock you then? would you actually look good as a girl, and people would finally respect you?) fetish, and you feel like you can't share it w/ anybody, nobody, at all, must know, can know, this, your deepest and most intensely felt secret, but you think that some little gesture or motion of yours gives this clandestine desire away to everyone, as they all stare at you and laugh, and this, this is what they're laughing at, and you could never actually go through w/ the fetish, find someone and engage in it, all the way to orgasm, because you'd probably have a heart attack, out of panic, you fear.
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>>4249557
isn't this literally sexual harassment?
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>>4249557
there is literally no other character that is more me than this one right here
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me on the left
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i want to fug a boi forced to crossdress by big men with knives, so hes scared and then he succs me and i fugg him
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>>4251599
:(
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>>4251735
y r u scared bby?
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>>4249557
Yuji Sakai? Is that you?

Yuji, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Yuji Sakai. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. Not even [s4s]'s. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Yuji, being that you're about 45 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "ironic", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failures that are movies such as "I make a le thread", "i lol'd so hard" and "Failboat", Yuji Sakai, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Yuji, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Yuji, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.
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>>4251797
stop being mean, yeah?
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1999 Toyota Tacoma
>Regular Cab
>2.4L 4-cylinder engine
>Manual 5-speed
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>>4252225
they weren't being mean, just misinformed with a heaping spoonful of sour projection.

they are conflating the core of "eureka!" with societal expectations born of christian provincialism.

op could be 45, 19, 60. age is a variable of the funtcion op. a constant reminder of heavens out of reach, realities unaccepted, queues rebuked with not anger but embarrassment, for have being caught.

finding and cultivating vital social and sexual identities online distorts your presence in the present. the fieldwork continues, and we are prime examples: missteps.
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>>4249557
butt if you got the game thr aint no shame
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>>4251797
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I funpost a week? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going onto [s4s]? A thread big enough that it could be listed on the front page goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Anonymous. I am the danger! A guy opens a thread and gets his dubs checked and you think that of me? No. I am the one who checks 'em!
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page 10 save rave!
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>>4253214
indeed this is a very abstract shitpost
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>>4254211
dubs check
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