"lol u tk him 2da bar|?"
>>4217295
literally last friday amirite
ye i tk him 2da bar|
>>4217303
*high fives him*
*they both drink Diet Pepsi together*
*they create an internet ad together*
*they go home and to sleep in separate houses*
>>4217314
*wakes up*
*poops out second kidney*
this is nice kidney
>>4217334
*breaks in ur house*
*eats ur second kidney and drinks it down with the toilet water that it has been soaking in for 12 hours.*
mmm this is nice kidney mmmmmm
>>4217344
*checks your dubs*
this is nice break-in
*passes out*
>>4217362
*starts to slather you in mud that I got from outside your house*
*turns on video camera*
*makes sure to record every single lick your mud-covered body at a silky-smooth 60fps."
"starts to vomit*
*the blood from ur second kidney is dripping out of my mouth and falling all over your face as I throw-up in my mouth*
*The last thing I see before passing out is an owl-man hybrid staring into your front window holding a large butcher knife in his left talon*
I hope I wake up alive.
*wakes up in soul cairn*
oh great
what the shite did you bind my kidneys soul to you meme lovin fug
jesus christ are those my hopes and dreams over there
is that top carrotdiet pepsi was a mistake
>>4217295
>lol u tk him 2da bar|?
Stop right there criminal scum.
>>4217441
Now that I have your hopes in dreams I can lick them all I want hahahah It gives me pleasure to feel my warm salaiva dripping all over your hopes and dreams mwahaha
>>4217722
We've got a case of reported dubs OVER
I'm gonna check it out OVER
Wow, it really is true, and it's 22 as well OVER
"NO Dubs shall go unchecked"
[The official motto of the dubs police]
>>4217295
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>>4217780
dude do you have ANY idea how hard i lold.......
>>4217941
yeah, YOU
>>4217722
>warm and wet
ill take it
who knew hell would feel so much like my bed
