tfw no gf
i know that iktfw no girl gf
>>3970631
fortune
Your fortune: Godly Luck
i have a girlfriend. haha losers.
poor you no girlfriend she is in another palace
>>3970750
hey bro, you wanna tagteam your gf with me
>>3970768
Sure thing, pal.
*Hours go by and we are all at her place*
*I'm fucking her upstairs and making bedroom sounds while you are sitting in the living room and posting on 4chan*
>>3970771
psh, kid, i'm a ghost i already had sex with your mom your dad your sister your brother your aunt your teacher your boss your dad and your mom and your dad's mom and her sister and a bunch of random dudes from da club
>>3970750
i've have actually had sex a lot and i mean a lot. A LOT OF SEX. you wouldn't believe how much sex i have actually had even if i told you. okay. it's a million+. i lost count after that, tbh. i have had a million plus sex all with different women. i only bang a woman once cos after that its too too boring lol. chances are if you know a girl i've fucked her. you're mother? definitely. sister? most likely. you're cute, slightly shy and nerdy close female friend who you sometimes imagine dating? i finished on her face. so legitimately literally shut the fuck up.
>>3970780
lol you've never had sex
>>3970783
Calm down.
>>3970786
I assure you i am of the calmest level achievable by a singular person living in the matrix
>>3970790
calm down, man, what matrix?
That's all in your head. Release and Relax.
>>3970799
These dubs are proof of the matrix. The proof is all around you. Just try to look at the world without seeing the matrix. It's impossible. Oh Morpheus when wilst thou releaseth me from this prison of the mind.
>>3970799
these dubs make me release if you know what i mean
>>3970750
why does she look like your sister
>>3970806
OHHHH SHITTTTTTT
#REKT #REKT #REKT
#WINCEST
#GLOBALCONSPIRACYTHEORIES101
#I'MLOVIN'IT
>>3970750
girls are gay
>>3970822
sicktight dubs breh
>>3970833
Checked, check these tho
>>3970844
dubs, simply dubs
>>3970830
Only the best ones. BTW I think lesbians and faces are my fetish. I also like tits. I know I'm weird, and I should be into choking like everyone else
>>3970856
>56
This is a Chinese Tragedy
>>3970858
I have a cuckold ferish
>>3970862
I have an incest fetish
>>3970631
Link is gay. Adol has 2 gf'sgoddess friendsand there twins
>>3970865
Dubs fetish here
>>3970866
NEAT DUBS BRAH
>>3970866
pls be my gf
pls respond
>>3970830
this tbh fam
>>3970872
same but with incest
>>3970877
pls be my gf
>>3970882
ok sis
>>3970893
>>3970882
dats gay bros
>>3970895
nah dude it would have been gay if they were brothers
>>3970896
oh, nooo, honk is turning!!!
>>3970873
I'm a dude tho
>>3970908
that's gay
>>3970750
Girls suck
>>3971070
Only in the best ways
