can a bird be my girlfriend?
birds are not that important
>>3953823
do NOT insult her she is important to me more than anything else you dirty toilet man
>>3953823
>>3953830
I would make a large nest in my home and become a stay at home bird dad (she's a mechanic btw) and raise the chirplets by sitting on the eggs until they hatched and we will eat many seeds to celebrate our growing relationship
>>3953840
if those eggs hatch, I am sorry to say that you have been kekolded
>>3953863
birds make eggs by themselves r-right
Let me tell you a little something about birds
>>3953884
only unfertilized ones.
If they hatch, there was a male bird father
>>3953888
>888
nice chirps birdass
>>3953888
THEY GET TRIPS TO RUSE US
>>3953893
Thanks Buscemickey Mouse
>>3953889
are you sure because i want my own bird children from my own bird wife and I will make sure my man cum creates that future for mer
>>3953926
I do apologize, but humans and birds cannot interbreed. The genetic differences are too great.
You can only mate with other humans, and she only with other birds.
>>3953936
love finds away
