Help. A hobo broke into my house while I was sleeping and is now playing my video games. How do I get him to leave?
>>3935521
offer him $5 some h and a bottle of wine and you made yourself a friend
>>3935522
Out of all of the crap I have on my Wii; he chose Yoshi's Island, so he may not be a bad friend.
Also nice dubs.
Leave a trail of whisky shots leading to the door.
Pls help, he smells like piss.
>>3935533
Checked.
>>3935522
nice dubs
what do his feet smell like
>>3935566
like your mum's.
>>3935566
Like Fritos tbh.
And checked.
>>3935574
post his cute, calloused hobo soles pls
>>3935577
hahah, s4s can get so gay sometimes.
just a squirt up his skirt
>>3935579
if you dont like feet the only gay person here is you :)
>>3935521
Clearly you live in a terrible neighborhood with that old tv and homeless people breaking in
>>3935521
ayy Yoshi island was and is the shit my white woolie mammoth slaying nigger
>>3935577
Hobos have no souls.
Also, someone else other than me needs to start checking people's dubs. We don't want the dub police to attack this board again.
call the bolice man
hey friends
can i join this thread
>>3935588
>not playing retro games on a crt
Turn in your "rad card" my man.
>>3935583
gay guys response, "if you don't like my gay kinks then you're gay"
>>3935606
>>3935588
>>3935600
nice digits :D
>>3935615
I found the perfect place for you
https://www.reddit.com/r/gayporn
https://www.reddit.com/r/ihatefeet
have fun
>>3935633
I'm not interested in your bookmarks, friend. :^)
Make him play Fallout 4
>>3935638
i know u are but what am i? :)
Offer him a job, make him your butler or something.
