Jonathan here.
I'm coming to remind you that water is the only good drink. I don't tolerate unhealthy habits among the people I work so hard to keep alive and well, so the least you can do is drop the soda and stay hydrated and healthy through reasonable means. I'm not asking you to go outside and run a marathon, now. I'm not asking you anything, really.
I'm telling you.
No more coffee. No more kool aid. And definitely, no more soda.
Water is the best way to lose easy weight, the best way to feel clean, alert, responsive. Now me, I'm a guy who doesn't do a lot of 'exercise', it's for the birds. I get my calories burnt from my line of work, if you know what I mean. I don't diet, I don't drink health smoothies. But staying in decent shape is important, you need to be a guard to those around you, reliable and ready for when bad things happen.
That's why I am here. I care about you all, you are my children. It would pain me to watch you do something foolish, like drink sodas. Jonathan Treminio here, reminding you to stay safe and make some moves today. You're unstoppable, kid.
whats wrong with kool aid
Im a big fan of yours, but I do drink coffee. do i have to stop?
>>3923691
It isn't sensible.
It has far too much sugar, it stains your teeth, and it tastes too directly sweet. There's no subtlety, no aftertaste, no secondary flavor or clean crisp feel when you drink it. It is a child's drink, and no man should consume it.
>>3923700
I don't have teeth.
Or taste buds.
>>3923686
Thank you Jonathan Treminio
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ocfGq4kjzR
*water ad*
>>3923686
Hi, Peppercats here, I'm here to remind OP that mercury is better to drink than water
>>3923698
As long as you are sensible and not reliant on its affects as a stimulant, its use is permitted. If you are confident that as an individual, you could drop it on the spot and operate just as well without it, you've won.
It is important to never rely on anything in this world. If you accomplish something great today, do you thank yourself, or the caffeine that woke you up? Think about that.
In conclusion, water should make up about 85% of your liquid consumption, 100% if you're willing to commit and drop some of those pounds.
>>3923702
Anytime, brother. Great broadcast the other night. Solid commentary, made me chuckle.
nice meme
>>3923714
jon while i agree with everything you're saying, i'm pretty sure you're preaching to the choir here. i already drink almost 100% water as my liquid intake, and I try to drink at least a gallon a day. Hydration is one of the most important things in life and anyone worth their salt on this board would know that crucial information
reminder:
Water intoxication, also known as water poisoning or dilutional hyponatremia, is a potentially fatal disturbance in brain functions that results when the normal balance of electrolytes in the body is pushed outside safe limits by overhydration.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication
>>3923733
Some people are resistant to the idea. If you're already complying with the water rule, you're living rightly, and I want you to personally know that I am proud of you.
But all of these coffee threads, all of these threads where people aren't so quick to embrace water as their new fuel, it is evidence of ignorace and shock to a new idea. Soon 100% of [s4s] will be drinking 85% or more water, that is the goal.
Thank you for your criticism though, opposite views are needed in order to maintain a healthy balance of ideology and opinions on this board. Also, I see you got some repeating digits there. Good work, son.
>>3923733
Nice dubs
does water help with weight gain?
>>3923777
nice tripples.
>>3923777
without water nothing would be dank, much like those triples
>>3923777
No.
Impressive sevens.
Hey Jonny-Boy, regarding the events of last night: There's no need for animosity! My goal, as stated before, is the protection of this board from those who belong in /trash/, namely frogposters. I too appreciate water, so much that I live in it! Being "business partners" would be mutually beneficial! What do you say, pal?
Jonathan Treminio
>>3924060
jonathan treminio
I have a confession, John. I don't drink a lot of water, but I do drink a lot of diet soda. Is that acceptable?
I like jonathan treminio. He is a good poster with a fair amount of potential. Contributing some OC to show my support.
>>3924106
curious
that's pretty insightful :^)
however, you neglected to mention to always request your tap for non-dolphin-piss-infested water, but i'll let it slide, given you're such a BAVI creature ;^)
>>3924102
Diet soda is for women. Also, it is full of strange chemicals that the average consumer doesn't really know about. If you care about your health, join alongside us and drop everything but water for a week. At the end of your seven day trial you can tell us if your week went differently, if you think you've lost weight, and how refreshed you feel. If said results aren't satisfactory, then keep drinking diet soda.
If you don't at least try, you are knowingly choosing a path of gluttony. But if you attempt and don't like it, simply return to your ways as a man with another experience under his belt.
>>3924001
Why would I split 50/50 if I already have 100? It doesn't make sense.
You can attempt to enrich this community on your own means, so long as you respect my people and don't pull any foolish tricks. None of us trust a crustacean like you, I don't see it fit to give you a position of power.
Prove yourself. Then return and maybe I'll reevaluate your application.
>>3924148
100 what, exactly?
>>3924148
Hating chemicals? Misunderstanding the chain of command?
wow you just successfully managed to piss me off
>>3924148
>us
yo you ain't in charge of me smh
>>3924148
Who put you in charge?
>>3924175
it's absurd, the guy's been on this board for 2 days and he thinks he owns the place. i'm crying, i'm literally crying tears of pure sadness and disappointment at this confused newfig's defiance of tradition and culture
>>3923686
can i drink redbull ;)
>>3924179
yeah bro it's a bit nutso
>>3924180
Only if you send me links to your ATV stunts.
>>3924203
DON'T TOUCH ME YOU CHEMICAL-HATING SPECIES SUPREMACIST!
ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM
>>3924209
quiet!
>>3924209
shuesh
>>3924276
IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT FRIENDO THE MEMES ARE UNLEASHES THE MEMES ARE UNLEASHED THERE ARE TWELVE DUCKS HOW MANY DUCKS ARE DUCKS AFTER THE CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS
>>3924209
>>3924304
>>3924296
IT'S TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYn-ipADKJ4
LOOK OUT EVERYBODY! TAKE COVER
>>3923701
>I don't have taste buds.
whats right with cool aid then?
>>3924344
GOOD DOULBES
I LIKE THE COLOR
>>3924347
BUT DO YOU HAVE A PLAN?
Nah screw this memetism battle
I'm sorry Jonathan Treminio I will stop ruining this thread because real bosses don't argue.
I will drown my sorrow down...with a nice glass of water.
>>3924366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ_7ipJ6Cx8
mfw i knew ruse bird was crayfishe all along
>>3924381
impossible
lerusebird doesn't like mother 3
>>3924384
i knew
this thread was actually really good
this is exactly the kind of content i like to see on the board
>>3923700
nice dubs!! xDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSDAm0kfqcg
just finishe this XD
>>3924366
>>3924344
nice digits
>>3924399
dubs checking dubs
>>3924381
Ew no don't associate me with the crustacean filth that trawls the ocean floor
>>3924148
>Diet soda is for women
smh jonathan treminio I like what you have to say about water but women need water just as much as menfolk do tbh
>>3924381
Don't associate me with bird brains!
will drinking water make me not regret my everyday existence
>>3924422
Maybe, but those dubs certainly will!
>>3924422
It's possible, being healthy and hydrated will most likely improve your mental state
>>3924422
SPLISHY SPLASHY HEALTHY WET
>>3924422
good dubble
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>>3924498
Sorry I just got really triggered because I find crustaceans unappealing and undesirable no offense crayfishe
Thank you respect my liquid consumption, 100% water is the people I like mother 3 i already have a BAVI creature ;^)
