>Plan alpha speech
>Crack a joke to lighten the mood
>Nobody laughs
>Starts to get real uncomfortable
>Kid in front mumbles something sarcastic
>Throat gets dry, start to sweat
>Voice is trembling and cracking
>Forget rest of speech
>Teacher asks whats wrong
>Accidentaly fart real loud
>Red face, entire class laughing
>Pass out
>Hit head on corner of the desk
>Front row of kids jump from their seats and sucker punch my unconcious body
>One kid soccer punts head (king hit), start to convulse
>Teacher just shakes head and laughs, asks somebody to take out the trash
>Get dragged out to dumpster
>Dies
>>3917033
Who are you quoting? Good dubs btw
who are you quoting?
3DPD
gb2>>>/b/
you don't deserve these doubles
I want to lick it off all you dirty girls
gross thread DELETE IT NOW
>>3917052
I also have some phresh ones from me and bae
>>3917056
should I keep the OC coming?
>>3917056
haha, all the others are white and thick and yours is all liquidy like extra pre cum.
>>3917059
you seem to have missed that these are two different girls I've proudly marked with my seed and my expensive butt plugs in my bed you fuckless virgin
>>3917033
Damnit I just came from /gif/
>>3917066
damn you're mad
>>3917074
and insecure xD
WHO
ARE
YOU
QUO
TING
???
>>3917075
>did these girls care that my cum was runny
>>3917097
I'd be interested in seeing her
>>3917100
yes she is, good eye.
This thread is a sh*t
>>3917111
good doubles but naked gilrs are rude this is famiily board
>>3917161
nothing to see here move along
