Smoky Eye edition.
Sunday already, that means it's time for /cara/.
Welcome once again! How was your week? Any cool stories? I wanna hear 'em.
This time with a
FAQ:
>who is she and what does she do? i would google her but i doubt it would be worth the effort.
Cara Delevingne is primarily occupied with being the #1 qtpie waifu and stealing hearts of men and women. Other her hobbies include changing the world of fashion forever and being a pretty good actress.
>what makes Cara the #1 qtpie waifu?
there is the obvious unprecedented beauty and cuteness, and then there is the adorable and lovely personality http://imgur.com/a/2qH90
>what about the rumors that she's a coalburner?
There is currently no evidence supporting the claim that she ever engaged in sex with any other black person than Jourdan Dunn.
>What the fuck is wrong with her eyebrows?
Literally nothing, they're gorgeous.
>How do I pronounce her name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOCO51-ApLE
>Can I post other waifus on /cara/?
The waifus that are /cara/-approved are: Kaya Scodelario, Mirukawa, Kristen Stewart and Barbara Palvin. We always encourage Caraposting instead of other-approved-waifu-posting.
just noticed that i goofed on the bottom text. oh well.
Hi Mirubro. Currently watching the race so won't be posting until it finishes.
>>16612230
you and me both!
obligatory "god dammit kimi", by the way.
that was a pretty stressful race, made a little bit of money though
>>16612216
>i goofed on the bottom text. oh well.
what's wrong with it?
>>16612299
definitely.
>made a little bit of money though
what'd you bet on?
also i'm quite happy to see Jolyon in F1 now, he definitely deserves it this season.
>>16612308
the D on the right is slightly out of bounds.
heh..
>>16612310
>what'd you bet on?
I put about 15-20 bets on each race for various things.
I just realised I think Kimi cost me £8 on the last lap. On lap 56 he was +7s behind Rosberg but he finished +10.2s behind. I placed a bet on a 5-10 second winning margin but I'm thinking Kimi just relaxed on the final lap and dropped back.
>>16612310
>also i'm quite happy to see Jolyon in F1 now
I agree, definitely deserves to be here more than Maldonado.
>>16612319
>definitely deserves to be here more than Maldonado.
agreed. poor kimi though, always bearing the brunt of ferrari's technical problems.
anyway, what've you been up to? thanks for all these new pictures btw!
>>16612332
>anyway, what've you been up to?
Just grinding at work, alternating between dreams of Sweden and dreams of suicide.
What about you? Back in school mode?
>>16612332
>thanks for all these new pictures
No worries, I do my best. Mostly just paparazzi shots this week though.
>>16612345
>alternating between dreams of Sweden and dreams of suicide.
why dreams of suicide? work got you down?
>What about you? Back in school mode?
sort of. school started again on wednesday but i've been pretty sick with some sort of stomach affliction for the whole week.
i held it together until thursday but i was in too much pain to get up by friday. i have no idea what that was about though as i feel pretty okay again already...
>No worries, I do my best. Mostly just paparazzi shots this week though.
yeah, usually i'm not a big fan of them but these ones are quite nice.
>>16612359
>why dreams of suicide? work got you down?
It sucks, but more importantly I just don't make enough money to fund my move to Sweden. I feel like I'm trapped here, and if I can't think of a solution then life really isn't worth living for me.
>>16612359
>i've been pretty sick with some sort of stomach affliction for the whole week.
That's awful, at least you only missed one day though. If your course is difficult then the worst part of getting sick is catching up after missing lectures etc.
I think this might be my new favourite pic of cara. Just looking at it makes me smile and think maybe everything will be ok.
>>16612372
i'm sorry to hear about all that, but i'm sure that a bit of luck will find you in the end and you'll find a way out of it. i believe!
>That's awful, at least you only missed one day though. If your course is difficult then the worst part of getting sick is catching up after missing lectures etc.
yeah, i haven't been too great with not missing classes, i've always had that problem with school really..
i mean, it's not really difficult, but i still feel awful about it, and i'm paying to be there after all...
>>16612381
cara and animals always makes me happy too.
>>16612383
that's what i meant with this week/past week in pap shots, look at that hair, it's amazing
>>16612388
>look at that hair, it's amazing
If you mean the braids then I completely agree. If I was a girl I would do this kind of thing with my hair all the time.
>>16612392
>If I was a girl I would do this kind of thing with my hair all the time.
same thing here. i wonder how much effort that takes, or if she even does it herself.
i wonder where everyone is..
i can't stay up too late tonight and wait, i have to get up at 6 again
>>16612407
Wasn't one guy going travelling? Anyway we're the only two who are consistently here on time, I guarantee there will be people showing up at midnight saying "sorry I'm late".
>>16612415
>Wasn't one guy going travelling?
i think so, yeah.
>I guarantee there will be people showing up at midnight saying "sorry I'm late".
hahah, i'm sure! not that it's all their fault, though. poor JPbro in his timezone never quite makes it here.
i'd try to make one really late at night someday but then i'm not sure if anyone would show up at all.
>>16612422
>i'd try to make one really late at night someday but then i'm not sure if anyone would show up at all.
A better strategy might be to start the thread at the normal time, but only post just enough to keep it bumped until people show up.
>>16612428
true, but i'm not sure how to do that on my own.
i don't know any of the intricacies of bumping a thread on 4chan, if it even works when i'm the only one in the thread, or at what point it starts to autosage. never really got to figure it out since i usually have the company of you and the others whenever i make threads :D
>>16612432
Hmm you're right, I don't know either.
I actually get a little hit of dopamine when I suddenly find a blog with some high-res pics that I've never seen before.
>>16612442
original
>>16612442
i definitely know the feeling. i have an actual tumblr blog though as well though, so i tend to avoid following too many cara-related things lest my entire dashboard becomes (most likely duplicate) pictures of her.
i don't think i've ever posted it here before, but if you wanna check it out: empty-talking _ tumblr _ com
>>16612442
also it looks like there's another paining of cara on the back wall there which has not been released
>>16612453
that is a nice selection of stuff, following you now. i am the same - i keep a list of cara blogs in a notepad file which i check regularly, but don't actually follow them. also you will probably see my username now but i haven't posted anything myself for years.
>>16612460
oh hey, you're right! wonder if we'll ever see that. personally i think all of the art pieces are fantastic.
>that is a nice selection of stuff, following you now.
awesome, thank you!
>i am the same - i keep a list of cara blogs in a notepad file which i check regularly, but don't actually follow them.
sounds quite counter-intuitive but maybe i'm just not dedicated enough. i'm sure me following three or four more won't hurt too much though. i can just fix it later, right?
god i'm so tired, i haven't destroyed my sleep schedule on holiday this badly in years, and since i've been sick i've probably been sleeping way too much
i'm definitely gonna do it again when dark souls 3 comes out though. so fucking hyped for that.
>>16612470
>dark souls 3
I had to google this because it's been a long time since I followed the video game world, but holy shit that looks impressive.
>>16612453
do you happen to know which video this is from?
/post/136430122638
>>16612475
>holy shit that looks impressive.
yes it does.
https://youtu.be/vDvshqpjLDo?t=58m37s
i watched my friend do this boss fight, and even as someone who's a big fan of the whole series i was stunned at the atmosphere of the whole fight.
you might need to actually click the link to get to the right time, by the way.
>>16612481
says "not found" for me. is it on my blog or someone else's?
>>16612497
>says "not found" for me. is it on my blog or someone else's?
My bad, you reblogged it from this person: modelcaradelevingnex
so you probably don't know the source.
>https://youtu.be/vDvshqpjLDo?t=58m37s
That was incredible, I can see why this would consume a lot of your time.
>>16612519
>My bad, you reblogged it from this person: modelcaradelevingnex
>so you probably don't know the source.
yeah, i have no idea. sorry.
>That was incredible, I can see why this would consume a lot of your time.
you're actually supposed to fight him on your own the first time you encounter him, so it's 100 times spookier. if you take too long, he actually pulls out a gigantic sword too.
the whole series is renowned for being ridiculously difficult so it's perfect for me. i love bashing my head against the same boss for a few hours, it makes the victory that much sweeter. only one more week until i can get my hands on it!
Hey carabros I'm on mobile running around today but just wanted to say hi and wish you all a great week!
>>16612554
how sweet. have a great week carabro.
goddamnit i was smashing f5 all day yesterday not realising it was saturday for hours
>>16612310
is that gold/black patch on her sleeve some sort of weird version of the curaçao flag?
>>16612554
thank you, hope you have a great week too! see you next sunday <3
>>16612561
can't say that hasn't happened to me before. so easy to forget the days when you're home for long...
>>16612566
i couldn't tell you, but i'll try and find the rest of the pictures to see what it says on there. maybe that'll help.
anything goofy happen this week? apart from the race just now
![tumblr_o4s6qbo2oW1r360k9o1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qwX8YmV.jpg "tumblr_o4s6qbo2oW1r360k9o1_1280[1].jpg")
>>16612566
that didn't help, but i assume it's some sort of brand.
>>16612581
well its definitely not a flag
>>16612580
do you mean to me, or in the world in general?
honestly i don't think anything really happened this week on either side, but recently i'd rather have nothing than more terror...
>>16612598
world, cara, /cara/ whoever whatever
>>16612598
>i'd rather have nothing than more terror...
Wot?
>>16612613
i'd rather there be nothing going on than have to hear about more terror attacks like the ones in brussels, is what i meant.
obviously i don't want more terror.
>>16612600
god, i really don't think i know about anything. i've mostly been sleeping so i haven't even read any news outlets recently.
alright guys, i'm gonna have to get out of here for tonight. need to get back into the swing of things so i don't get screwed first thing this week.
thanks for coming and hanging out! hope i hear from you all again next week.
love you, good night <3
>>16612642
alrighty, good luck with school. see you next week
>>16612203
Too bad she's a LESBIAN! Why haven't you addressed that in your FAQ?
IMHO that disqualifies her from waifu material (unless you're a female lesbian but odds of that are extra small on here).
>>16612652
If you like women, why can't you respect other women for liking women? Clearly women are more attractive. I would honestly be disappointed in Cara if she ended up with a man. Straight women are boring and pleb-tier.
>>16612662
you're addressing a possibility of her being into niggers yet you get offended about her ACTUALLY being a carpetmuncher?
TOPKEK
>>16612672
>you get offended about her ACTUALLY being a carpetmuncher?
I don't know how you got that from my post. I support her sexuality, I am offended by your homophobia.
>>16612681
>I am offended by your homophobia.
and I'm offended by your immense butthurt. so fucking deal with it you millennial beta cuckold.
>>16612686
Can you actually explain why you have a problem with her being a lesbian?
>>16612691
You first explain why you added this?
>>what about the rumors that she's a coalburner?
>>16612701
The FAQ was actually made by someone else who no longer posts here. So perhaps we will remove it for the next thread.
>>16612701
By the way, are you getting pictures from google or do you already have your own cara folder?
me later tonight
JP bro reporting in
Bought to take a shower before work
>>16612788
hey there. OP already went to sleep, it's just me here. hope you're well anyway.
>>16612203
Tbh, she's unattractive and she always tries to look too cute for the press
>>16612800
thanks for your post i have filed it in my folder of opinions
>>16612807
Kek. I just don't find her attractive
>>16612825
For me that's true of the majority of threads on /s/. But I don't go into each one and tell the OP that, I just ignore the thread.
I don't know who the other carabro is that's posting right now, but you have a fine collection.
>>16612849
post more i haven't seen yet
>>16612856
i usually post on /int/ and /hr/
>>16612857
how could i possibly know what you have seen?
>>16612860
well you're doing great so far
>>16612861
you're also posting some that I haven't seen, which makes me not want to post because we will hit the image limit. i want to see everything you have. how big is your folder?
>>16612869
its pretty big but its a right mess
>>16612875
jesus christ. is this your first time in /cara/? i feel like i should be aware of you already. that's by far the biggest collection of any carabro.
>>16612877
>boner is confused
>>16612880
no i post pretty much every week, i made those webms that get posted at the end >>16612642 is "my" screenshot and some wojak edits
>>16612888
oh right, i know who you are then. i just had no idea your folder was so big.
>>16612891
oops, it was an accident i swear
>>16612894
wait, are you the guy who used a script to get everything automatically from a cara fansite?
>>16612901
one of yes, but deleted loads of that because 90% is shitty candid
>>16612919
>>16612918
>>16612915
you should really post more often, you have so much stuff i haven't seen
>>16612922
heh i'm trying to pick out stuff that i didn't find by just googling her name
and it to end once more
>>16612941
thanks for the dump, much appreciated.
do you by any chance have a higher resolution of this one: >>16612381?
>>16612943
nope mine is exactly the same resolution i'm afraid
I know I said that she was unattractive.... but she actually looks hot in some of these photos. I might fap to her the. She's weird... but in a good way
>>16612951
there's a reason she's one of the most famous models on the planet
>>16612952
Yep. So true. Never realized how hot and cute she is. That was a great fap.
what's her name?
Thought of the thread the whole week, and i forgot when it's finally time, fuck.
CARA
