Royalty Edition.
Another Sunday, another /cara/. Like clockwork, no?
Come hang out, discuss things, tell us about your weekend, your life, whatever you wish. We've got an open ear.
FAQ:
FAQ
>who is she and what does she do? i would google her but i doubt it would be worth the effort.
Cara Delevingne is primarily occupied with being the #1 qtpie waifu and stealing hearts of men and women. Other her hobbies include changing the world of fashion forever and being a pretty good actress.
>what makes Cara the #1 qtpie waifu?
there is the obvious unprecedented beauty and cuteness, and then there is the adorable and lovely personality http://imgur.com/a/2qH90
>what about the rumors that she's a coalburner?
There is currently no evidence supporting the claim that she ever engaged in sex with any other black person than Jourdan Dunn.
>What the fuck is wrong with her eyebrows?
Literally nothing, they're gorgeous.
>How do I pronounce her name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOCO51-ApLE
>Can I post other waifus on /cara/?
The waifus that are /cara/-approved are: Kaya Scodelario, Mirukawa, Kristen Stewart and Barbara Palvin. We always encourage Caraposting instead of other-approved-waifu-posting.
>>16452331
>FAQ twice
well done mirubro. well done.
also, apologies for being a bit late, i just got off the ergometer and out of the shower.
>>16452362
>ergometer
i have never heard this word before
also good evening carabros. i have no new pics because i've been busy so just reposting this week
>>16452331
excellent job on the OP image btw, you should have been doing it from the start
>>16452331
heyheyhey
wagebro here
i don't have any skills with photoshop and i don't have the program, i just took some new screenshots of her interviewing her sister, but in fullscreen there's the youtube layout which is annoying as fuck
can any one of you skilled mofos help me??
Ayy hello Carabros. What did everyone think of Cara in the new Suicide Squad trailer?
>>16452381
starting to get some tingling on my fingers
>>16452373
>i have never heard this word before
basically a home trainer/exercise bike.
been trying to track a decent one down since christmas, so glad i finally have it.
>>16452376
thank you, i appreciate it.
>>16452380
when you go fullscreen, stop moving your mouse and wait a little while, it should go away.
>>16452381
i haven't seen it yet, could you link me?
making some matcha tea, i've been running on this stuff for weeks at a time. love it.
CARA
>>16452381
Someone showed it to me, the title struck me, i was like, he, i know this film.
Then my brain processed the data and i was like holy shit Cara.
She looked nice in the role, probably much better than that crappy film of green.
>>16452386
i've tried but it doesn't go away. it only disappears when the video is playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmRih_VtVAs
>>16452393
>it only disappears when the video is playing
yeah, so go forward in the video a bit, let it go away, and hit printscreen at the right time. that's how i do it with youtube screenshots.
>>16452393
you could just download the video and use VLC to take snapshots
>>16452395
ah well there's so many good moment's i can't do i need to download all 3 videos. but so far all the youtube downloading sites are shite... absolute garbage when it comes to hq video
it makes a 200mb file but it takes 4 hours to send.... it's ridiculous
>>16452398
yeah, i tried it, but, unfortunately to have a good 720p video the filesize it's not big but it takes alot for the servers do send....
i'll have to do them again
FUCK
>>16452394
that's actually such a well-made trailer, now i'm kinda excited. thanks for linking.
also, do you know how made your picture? i like his style.
>>16452400
>so far all the youtube downloading sites are shite... absolute garbage when it comes to hq video
put "pwn" in front of the "youtube.com" on whatever you wanna download, then click on File2HD. agree to the terms and search for Movies, and you should be able to download pretty much every quality avaliable.
>>16452400
>youtube downloading sites
dude, no. get a browser extension
Post rare soles
>>16452384
>>16452386
>>16452390
Just looking forward to seeing Cara in a cinema desu. I couldn't muster up the courage to see Paper Towns alone in a cinema filled with teenage girls who love YA
>>16452407
yep his name is Maciej Kuciara his a great visual artist.
>>16452411
i forgot about those
>>16452417
apparently paper towns is a terrible story anyway so i think waiting for a torrent is the best option on that
by the way, which one of you recommended "The Revenant" to me?
i got an e-mail from my english prof saying that she's gonna go see it in an english cinema at st. stephen's square on tuesday, and asking if anyone from our class wants to join them.
gonna bring a friend, too.
>>16452423
i did
have fun
>>16452421
>>16452426
thanks, carabros.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kPON3WmdRw
>>16452422
You can watch it in decent quality on Putlocker now. It's a shitty film with only about 10-15 minutes of Cara altogether. From what I saw of her though she wasn't that bad, American accent was convincing.
>>16452431
>10-15 minutes of Cara altogether
seriously? this whole time i had the impression that she was the focus of the film alongside that nerdy kid
>>16452436
she is, but the movie sort of revolves around finding her, so she's barely on screen.
>>16452436
The whole thing is about him trying to find her but then he finds himself instead. Blah blah blah typical coming of age type stuff where the journey is more important than the destination. Not that well executed though
>>16452442
>>16452440
i see... i've probably seen every scene that cara is in from gifs/webms on 4chan anyway so i probably won't bother watching it any time soon.
>>16452411
what extension is that?
i'm using chrome and all of them don't work with youtube due to the terms of service....
jesus christ youtube is disgusting
Is Cara still with Annie?
She needs to settle down and have some offspring.
How sexy would Cara look with a pregnant stomach and baby weight?
>>16452454
yeah, it's nothing special, but it is something. maybe if you're bored one day.
>>16452459
>How sexy would Cara look with a pregnant stomach
not very sexy desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUhZ30D7tYU
>all i get from you is shellshock
>>16452458
it's this one but I think it's firefox only:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/youtube-video-and-audio-dow/?src=api
chrome is naturally more restrictive because google owns youtube
>>16452411
nevermind
i found it on firefox
>>16452459
>She needs to settle down and have some offspring.
she's 23, generally in britain only working class people have kids by that age
also i feel like her and annie would probably adopt
>>16452468
>Why should i hire you Mr. Anon ?
>>16452478
if cara was interviewing me as an employer i'd probably just turn into a stuttering idiot honestly
i like to think i'm pretty good with girls but she is just out of this world
>>16452475
Not even working class desu. It's either poor 'chavs' who don't use protection, nigger wannabe girls who get knocked up and left by the dad and maybe some women married to wealthy established men who can afford to be stay at home mums
>>16452478
because i'm extremely qualified in caraposting
this was yesterday or 2 days ago can't remember
me and jp bro happened to stumble across several hate threads
browsing about
>>16452482
>tell me anon, what qualifies you for the position of my personal ass-wiper.
>Come on! I haven't got all day
it should be noted that i posted in both threads at the same time and both got pruned
top fucking kek's
>Pivotal moments in /Cara/ history
Hey carabros! How was your week?
>>16452482
These eyes man, i'd probably look away while searching my words
>>16452484
We're strongly against harassment, Mr. Anon.
creeper
>>16452489
nice pic qt desu
Btw i got a course with some good looking ~35/40yo lady. She has big eyebrows like Cara, but these one were ugly af
>>16452494
i was scared on that day, i thought /cara/ was going to face permanent oppression from the janitors, but it turned out to be nothing
>>16452483
yeah, i was wondering about that too. usually here, i rarely hear of people having kids before maybe 25 or 26. not on purpose, at least.
>>16452484
>nepotism
i fail to see how that's nepotism.
looks like fun, though.
>>16452489
she couldn't afford me as her personal ass-wiper. she's hot but i have standards.
>>16452494
>/cara/ is like a hydra...
>>16452496
actually started kinda shitty, but it got better after wednesday.
>>16452501
>she couldn't afford me
really? i mean she's pretty wealthy, how much would you charge? i would do it for 40k/year
>>16452499
Cara is like the Hyrda senpai, cut off one head and two more appear
Anyone following the girl who attacked the uber driver? I feel like that got overblown a bit whoa.
Why would Cara hire a ass-wiper, isn't it widely accepted that girls don't poop ?
>>16452509
who is that? why are you posting unapproved waifus?
>>16452503
Depends on the hours really. If she only needed me to wipe maybe once or twice a day it would be alright.
>>16452503
nothing under 500k for anything that degrading, doesn't really matter who it is to me.
>>16452509
oh shit, you're right.
>>16452512
>nothing under 500k
i can only assume you are already earning six-figures at least, because that is an obscene amount of money for me. at 500k/year, you would only have to work for a few years before you could retire and live off the interest
>>16452498
harassment, lol you should have seen that thread, it was a mess.
after awhile they gave up and i kept bumping the thread
>>16452516
I want to sit next to cara and have some bantz. :3 I bet she's fun to talk to.
>>16452516
>i can only assume you are already earning six-figures at least
i'm earning nothing right now, i'm a poor student, but that was the point. i'm not wiping anyone's ass for longer than a few years before i'm done.
>>16452517
harassment? explain.
fuck i just remembered the dream i had about cara last night. she was my girlfriend and we went skydiving together.
i realise this is not interesting to talk about, but i was so happy and it hurts to know i will never have that in reality.
>>16452522
>i realise this is not interesting to talk about
i wouldn't say that, i'd probably dream about her all the time if i could remember even half of my dreams.
>it hurts to know i will never have that in reality.
probably not, but maybe you'll meet someone that comes close..?
>>16452521
>i'm not wiping anyone's ass for longer than a few years before i'm done.
people do worse jobs than that to survive, so i'm curious - what if wiping cara's ass for 50k/year was the only job you could get, and the alternative was homelessness? would you just kill yourself?
>>16452522
you'll find some qt one day and be happy
>>16452521
the anon before said
sorry we are strongly against harassment anon creep.
so i said harassment? you should have seen what that thread was calling Cara, i was merely posting images without text.
they were pretty shit about it, even brits themselves where not to keen to praise her and well let's just say adjectives were not spared
Double, double, toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble
>>16452528
ooo Haven't seen that one before with the watermelons!
>>16452528
>people do worse jobs than that to survive, so i'm curious
yeah, i'm trying hard not to end up there. seems to be going well so far, but theoretically:
>what if wiping cara's ass for 50k/year was the only job you could get, and the alternative was homelessness? would you just kill yourself?
i'd most likely do it then, since it would mean that i'd probably live with her as well right?
actually, maybe i was exaggerating a bit too hard, but 50k is not it at all.
nice melons, by the way.
>>16452530
>sorry we are strongly against harassment anon creep.
LOL, even if he had some sort of authority, what the fuck was he gonna do about you posting? that's hilarious.
Who could refrain,
That had a heart to love, and in that heart
Courage to make love known?
>>16452536
absolutely nothing
>>16452539
seldom heard a better quote to describe /cara/.
>>16452546
yeah Shakespear is a massive faggot
that's why i love his quotes.
False face must hide what the false heart doth know
I kind of miss the /r9k/ days desu, it was funny seeing all the 'robots' getting riled up about Cara being a 'roastie' and a whore.
In the end /r9k/ wasn't big enough for both /Cara/ and /Rose/
>>16452552
"Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!"
>>16452555
Yeah it had its moments for sure. A few of the trolls were converted to friends, I believe.
>>16452555
>I kind of miss the /r9k/ days desu, it was funny seeing all the 'robots' getting riled up about Cara being a 'roastie' and a whore.
it was kinda fun, but i thought it was more fun converting people to stop being so angry (remember "how do these threads stay so civil"?)
>In the end /r9k/ wasn't big enough for both /Cara/ and /Rose/
it was, but the robot pretty much killed caraposting. maybe we can move back at some point.
>>16452555
i don't miss it because i still browse it for some reason, ow right i'm a colossal failure and don't go outside very often
well that explains it
>>16452564
Does it kill Caraposting? Or does the speed of the board kill it? Seems like since we talk so much the posts are original and would pass the robot, but since there aren't enough of us the thread might go away to quick on a Sunday.
>>16452564
>maybe we can move back
It's such a pit of despair though. I found /Cara/ on /r9k/ but I haven't been back since. It's pretty much the Tumblr of 4chan
maybe the first sunday of each month could be on r9k? or is that just making things too complicated?
>>16452568
>Does it kill Caraposting?
i think so, at least that's what the motivation for moving was. i wasn't the one who proposed it, so maybe it wouldn't have.
>>16452569
>It's such a pit of despair though.
yes, but we could decide between being the beacon of light in that pit of despair, or just taking our business elsewhere, and with the reinstating of the r9k filter, old OP decided for the latter.
>>16452568
a combination of both
not everyone wants to write something they just want to post pictures, the robot does not allow that, also the massive amount of cancerous threads it's astonishing
>>16452571
Does complicate things a bit. Maybe just a Wednesday thread every now and then
>>16452571
i honestly don't see the need.
it's just asking for trouble
>>16452578
>Maybe just a Wednesday thread every now and then
good idea.
>>16452571
Too complicated I think.
>>16452573
I think what really killed it on r9k was the board speed on a Sunday. These threads died fast.
>>16452574
Yeah, sometimes when it is quiet later on I just post cara's without saying anything. Might be annoying with the robot.
>>16452581
>it's just asking for trouble
what do you mean by that?
>>16452578
yeah, i agree with that. wednesday threads could be good.
>>16452581
we're tough, we can take it.
>>16452587
Not him, but, I think people might get confused on where to go and it might disseminate the thread. I think maybe do Sundays on here when r9k is busy, then every once and a while do Wednesday threads on r9k when it is less busy. I donno, just a thought. Then we know to check here on Sunday, and r9k on Wednesday.
>>16452593
oh i see, i thought he meant posting on /r9k/ at all was a problem because of the types of people on /r9k/
>>16452587
it's basically making it an easy target, and while some can enjoy chatting with hateful idiots, it gets annoying very quickly
for me atleast
>>16452595
>>16452596
i guess we can try a wednesday thread and if it quickly turns to shit then we know not to do it again
>>16452591
yeah we can
so next midweek thread on /r9k/??
as long as the sunday one does not change i'm ok with it
>>16452595
Seems he is.. but, we could have both to keep everyone happy like >>16452599 says. This can be our home and then we branch out if we want to try.
>>16452602
>as long as the sunday one does not change i'm ok with it
Same :3
>>16452593
yeah, i think wednesday is good because it's never guaranteed that there will be a thread on wednesday anyway.
>>16452599
>>16452602
yeah, sounds good. i don't need to get up early on thursdays either so the funposting potential is there :D
we'll always reconvene at /s/unday after invading the robot.
ok now that's sorted, does anyone have a good recipe for roast parsnips?
>>16452599
yeah i guess we can try
Watching Knight of Cups right now and trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. Movie is beautiful though...
>cara should be in it.
>>16452604
That's a damn terrible picture of Kaya.
Here's a nicer one
>>16452609
I only know how to make reservations or heat something up.
>>16452615
I know but it's the only one I have of her with Cara!
>>16452616
anon pls. you should really learn how to cook.
>>16452615
limiting myself to one picture of kaya before going back to cara posting
>>16452613
looks interesting in the trailer.
also check out The Big Short
laughs are guaranteed in something that really happened and it's gonna happen again.
>>16452616
>I only know how to make reservations or heat something up.
i kek'd
>>16452624
I know :( I mean I can make pasta and basic stuff, but, living alone never really makes sense to cook. Takes too long to make and clean up. I just eat a tiny dinner anyways, trying to drop weight.
>half an hour queue on Blade & Soul
>>16452624
>you should really learn how to cook.
i really need to too, eating out is gonna make me bankrupt at this rate
>>16452635
learn tempura cooking
>>16452618
Only one that exists (for now)
>>16452638
>learn tempura cooking
fuck yes, i love tempura.
You people are even too boring to bother.
>>16452632
Thanks I'll check that out.
>>16452635
Yeah, I feel like it makes no sense to cook for one. But, maybe I'll cook up some chicken early in the week and then just reheat. I donno.
>>16452640
I think they'll be a good friends.
>>16452633
>living alone never really makes sense to cook. Takes too long
the initial cooking is annoying but the point is to cook a large batch then you put a bunch of frozen portions in the freezer. then you have readily-available cheap, good food when you don't have time to actually cook
Learn to make a lasagne and you can have that for dinner for 4-5 days. It's delicious and quite nutritious if you add some spinach in it. 10/10 god tier food
>>16452649
thanks
>>16452652
Yeah, I'ma get on that.
>those open back headphones.
I kinda assumed Cara flies private all the time. Maybe not internationally?
>>16452662
>those open back headphones.
i asked the same thing when i first saw this picture, actually. wonder what model that is.
>>16452662
perhaps that was just the only option at the time. i doubt she has a jet that's exclusively for her own use.
>>16452666
devil made me forget my picture.
>>16452653
Sounds bretty gud tbch. Gotta watch my calories though, so, probably have to do something like just chicken and veggies...
>>16452666
>devils digits
wew lad. Yeah, I don't recognize them either.
>>16452670
You buy those time sharing things and they guaranty you a jet in X amount of hours (NetJet etc), lots of the celebs use those. But actually just figured she owned one, or her family did.
>mind goes loose on fantasies
>Cara is your wife
FUCK
>>16452688
>that sinking feeling when you come back to
>>16452680
>You buy those time sharing things and they guaranty you a jet in X amount of hours (NetJet etc), lots of the celebs use those. But actually just figured she owned one, or her family did.
right, but if she decided to go somewhere and the jet was in another country then you have to go commercial. i can't find any reliable information on exactly how much wealth the family has.
>>16452693
>saving my thread starter
<3
>>16452691
Cara: Anon wake up... Wake up!!!
Anon: ........... it was all a dream.....
>>16452695
i save all of them :3
>>16452693
It's for sure cheaper to fly around in the US than in Europe. Landing fees, fuel and such are way more expensive there.
Still, she's even in couch class in that photo. Maybe it was a charter for a shoot or something.
>>16452700
thanks, glad you like them. i need to make more soon.
holy hell, this thread is going quickly tonight. i'm really happy.
>>16452705
>>16452705
Yeah going strong today.
Normally I can only kinda be here on and off on Sundays. Normie stuff, or errands... But today was cold so decided to stay in. At least as cold as it gets by me.
>>16452705
/cara/ threads are my rock and i hope they stay around for a while.
i'm going to make dinner, ciao for now carabros.
>>16452713
are you blocked by that us blizzard??
i never remember if there's a Carabro in the us
that blizzard is crazy
>>16452719
Nope, I live in Miami, so for me 55F is cold. First day I've had the heat on all year.
>>16452726
Miami beach
what's a common miami cultural meme???
like there's a lot of reality shows, have you ever seen any camera crews around??
>>16452736
>Miami beach
Yes
>what's a common miami cultural meme???
Hm. Cocaine? Night life? I'd say those are the big ones. South Florida is known for drugs importation and there is some sexy allure around that.
>like there's a lot of reality shows, have you ever seen any camera crews around??
Yeah, sometimes you see that.
>>16452715
i'll try and keep it alive for as long as i can, because of people like you.
it's not every day that you get the opportunity to have things like /cara/ either.
enjoy your dinner.
>>16452719
i know we have had a michiganbro, and now a miamibro too it seems.
>>16452745
I'm more of a mountain type of guy. beach is good too but i tend to fall asleep really quickly when i get out of the water.
it's not weird but every time i went to the beach (3 times so far) i would swim for a bit and then just sleep all the fucking day.
>>16452755
The sun tires some people out. I mean you get used to it, but, after being out all day I'll sleep like 10 hours. I rarely go to the beach here, I go to the islands or keys if I want to be by the water.
I grew up in the mountains, Colorado. Love those too. Beautiful up there.
Oh, go on then.
>>16452789
Are there any pictures of Cara where she's nude/semi-nude?
I'm making a sub folder for them but I don't think I have any, any pictures are appreciated Carabros
sorry, got a bit distracted. i thought i was gonna go to bed right after /cara/, now i'll need to find something else to do.
>>16452802
yes, i will dump what i have.
>>16452802
>>16452802
Yeah, Interview magazine did a shoot (pic related). There is another one where she is in a bathtub and one where she is gelled with light (green and red light).
Oddly enough we don't post them much. I think it's because most of us don't fap to her. Maybe someone has them.
>>16452809
I fap to her a lot. But only when she's clothed. I tried nofap but it was unsuccessful so I decided to do noporn and fap and fantasise over Cara and Kaya instead
>>16452805
>ywn lick wine from cara's body
>>16452826
true torture.
>>16452822
I love Kaya too! I just watched Maze Runner and Maze Runner 2 recently. So glad she is getting parts.
>>16452822
>>16452836
Oh and she is qt in Tiger House, although not sure about the movie (it wasn't that bad, but, without her not sure I'd have watched it)
>>16452834
good night everybody
catch ya on midweek in the hellhole
it's been an extremely successful sunday, hasn't it?
thanks to you guys once again for coming, it was fun.
see you guys next sunday, or wednesday if we want to do the robot.
goodnight, love you.
>>16452836
Are there any decent copies of the maze runner 2 online? I meant to watch it but forgot about it recently
>>16452845
123movies dot TO
>>16452842
>>16452834
Night!
>>16452845
I'm on private trackers so grabbed a good encode. It should be on public trackers also though I'm sure.
>>16452843
it was indeed
>>16452843
Yep! Good night!
Night night bros. Going to watch BBC war & peace then go to bed
>>16452856
It's everywhere and well seeded. The film itself is a lot worse than the first one, suffers a lot from middle movie syndrome.
>>16452899
Yeah, I agree. First one I really enjoyed, second one just watched because Kaya and so the third one will make sense.
>image limit reached
I guess the snapchat cat pic will be saved for another time.
>>16452911
oh, does she have a snapchat?
>>16452915
They're on her instagram too.
Cara is a whore.
[spoiler]Protip:I'm not wrong[/spoiler]
>>16452921
RUDE
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>>16452915
caradevilqueen
>get paid by using her body
>vapid
>empty shell of a human
10/10 absolutely best
instagram com/p/5sDvOYDKLJ/
oh and she is an idiot too
best girl
>>16452934
all actresses are whores then?
>empty shell of a human
funny because it's literally the opposite, that's what made her stick out when she did modeling and that's a big part of why we like her so much.
take your uninformed opinions elsewhere pls
>>16452941
>>16452938
huh?
huh?
huh?
Yeah, you are very vapid yourself.
Leave? I JUST GOT HERE MUHUAHUHUAHA
>>16452941
>educate yourself
>>16452947
>promotes sensationalist ideology on her social media accounts
>stupid
actually pretty smart, but yeah i disagree with all of that completely, and it's not a problem because that's not a quality in her that i like, compared to a hundred which i do like.
what's with the stick up your ass anyway? you could easily just ignore /cara/ and move on with your life.
>>16452921
>>16452934
sad little people with their sad little words
Tis safter to be that which we destroy
Than by destruction dwell in doubtful joy
have a great week eveyone!
>>16453010
and to you, carafriend
>>16452962
>safter
>>16453010
>>16453021
See you next time, eveyone!
>>16453023
Adverb: in a peaceable, quiet state
JP bro reporting
Late as fuck lmao sorry guys
>>16453089
Reporting in***
;_;
>>16453095
>>16453089
Sorry JP bro, I think there will be a Wednesday thread on /r9k/, if you miss that then hopefully see you next weekend
>>16453089
Hey JPbro! Hope you're having a good Monday. Yeah try and catch it Wednesday or see you next time.
Thanks guys, I'll try to make the Wednesday one.
Peace be with you
>>16453089
shit jp you are late forrealz man, also the fucking thread moved like a fucking train
>>16453134
Sorry bae. Timezones are the work of the Antichrist.
>>16453153
yeah well maybe op will make a thread this midweek and it will be on the hellhole r9k
hopefully you catch it
always late
>>16452393
>>16452401
Ayy wagebro, alzy here. why dont you try opening youtube videos in mpv? There's also a firefox extension to make it real easy for you.
just press s in mpv to take screenshots.
