Fake tits thread V: Lets keep this train running!
Starting with some fun in the sun
Continuing with Colt45.
This pic was in the first Score mag I bought, which opened my eyes to the world of big fake boobs. I've musthave masturbated a 100 times to that magazine.
>>16194360
>you will never tittyfuck Minka
>>16196094
Minka is totally doable. Based in las vegas. Pricey!
>>16196094
Just get two very used basketballs. Same size, texture.
Rebecca Love fulfills my Rachel Millman fantasy
Love busty fantasia
>>16196962
This goddess never did anywhere near enough vids and then just dropped off the radar. There's one vid of her at the piano where she squeezes her tits together while almost simulating riding a cock on a POV shot. I've gotten off to that more times than I care to mention.
>you will never bury your head between Maxi Mounds' huge, hard, but smooth tits.
Why live?
>>16198576
I'd prefer Tiffany's soft and squishy tits. Honestly she has the best ones out of all the big tittied pornstars of that era.
>>16198392
Got to meet her today at a convention. Really nice and totally legit. I'm really jealous of the big workshop she has.
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>>16194404
What the hell happened to Colt 45? She just dissapeared below the radar.
>>16199193
Have fun carrying those around retard! See you at the chiropractor's office.
>>16199193
Name?
Minkas just nasty.
Her hips are so fucking narrow, and ass/thighs so flat they almost go into the negative. Its kind of gross.
Also that whole thing a few years back with her "manager/husband" whent hey got interviewd for that TV show where they went around talking to old 90's huge tit porn stars.
I just cant find her hot anymore.
>>16200653
Vixen Lamoore
>you will never suck PBDs nipples.
>>16201252
Her tits are god-tier. It's just a shame that everything else about here is crap. Her voice, her fucking, her sense of rhytm.
>>16202668
I love PBD but has anybody seen how low her implants are now? When shes not in a bra or pushing them around with her hands her boobs hang down to almost belly button level.
And since its huge implants and she has very low body fat its like a basketball in a tube sock.
>>16203139
Well, everybody ages, I suppose. It's a shame but what can you do?
>>16203176
She also had a kid which will do that to them.
>>16203139
I like that. It accentuates the fake look.
>>16203894
The poor kid must have been ripped to shreds coming out of that fanny.
>>16204986
I dunno. It's pretty stretched out so he probably popped out unscathed.
>>16204986
>out of that fanny
>fanny=ass/butt
you know how childbirth works, right?
>>16205081
You know that in some places "fanny" is slang for a vagina, right?
>>16194360
>tfw minka got me into asian, basketball tits and matures all at once
even her current trashy crackwhore look makes me rock hard, i have no idea what's up with that woman
>>16207908
Minka in her prime in the early 90's was incredible: Pale, thin, long dark hair, and giant basketball sized fake tits, probably the biggest breasted Asian woman in the world at that point.
For a 13 year old with a bad case of yellow fever and huge, fake balloon boobs, she was perfection.
>>16208947
More of prime Minka material
>>16208947
agreed, I can't stand her since she went bigger and started painting fake dark areolas... and all that shit tanning
>you will never know what its like to sit beside your gf/waif and help her add another 300cc to her expanders :"(
>>16201252
I'm sure she's heartbroken
>>16214713
Her heart might not be broken but I bet her back is.
>>16196045
who the fuck is that
>>16215644
that's Spontaneous Extasy
>>16216227
Why is one boob like 50% bigger than the other?
Did she get lopsided implants on purpose?
>>16217632
name?
>>16217637
google image search™ says katya sambuca
>>16217661
much appreciated
>>16217664
>google picture
>San Francisco Tranny Parade
>>16218030
you had to google it?
>>16218030
Well, they're fake at least.
>>16217664
Does it have a name?
>>16218163
>those fucking areola scars
Did they cut her open with a rusty butter knife?
>>16215276
Just a little bigger and you'll no longer be able to see her face. Imagine being between her legs and all you can see is those bouncing in front of you. Perfection.
>>16205081
>fanny =ass/butt
>only in North America
In the UK, fanny is actually vagina.
>>16218589
So Bongs literally can't tell their asses from a hole? Interdasting.
Let's bring back some class to this thread with Marie-Claude Bourbonnais
>>16218875
>she got bigger implants, and then stopped doing nudes
Heresy.
>>16218892
No she didn't. That's her with the new implants. She does less nude photoshoots because she's more involved with the cosplay/con scene now, which is what her passion is. Her reasoning for getting implants in the first place was to look more like the characters she wants to dress up as. She's a cosplayer geek first, nude model second.
Even picked up some prints of her she was selling at a convention last week. The nude prints being sold are all of her after her implant upgrade. She's actually really nice and chatty in person. I did up a drawing for her and she let me have a free print.
>>16218901
Also finding her post upgrade shit is hard as balls. I luckily came across this set because I downloaded a rip of all Jaguar's art and she did some promotional stuff for him.
>that feel when you like Tiger Benson better without all the makeup on
>>16203200
Haha only good pair in whole thread and even these nipples sit a bit wrong
>>16218592
We never call an arse a fanny
>>16220287
Man you got some shit tastes if you think those are the best.
>>16218915
Looks a thousand times better than those
>wife wants to downgrade her implants to DD's from G's after having them for 4 years
>dissapointed as fuck, but its her body and im not gonna force her to keep huge tits if she doesnt want them
>right in the doctors office, before shes about to go under, in the final consultation the doctor asks her if shes sure she wnats to do this
>without even mentioning anything to me, she tells the doctor she thinks going down to a C would be even better
>dont know if Ill ever be able to find her saggy downgraded C's sexy after enjoying the cream of the crop for 4 years
Kill me now.
>>16220683
Yeah.. your marriage is all downhill from here. If you're not in a position to exit, I hope you find a safe reliable system to have fun on the side.
>>16201103
>their smiles and optimism. Gone.
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>>16220226
I'm with you on this. If I ever paid for a few hours with Tigerr, I'd ask her to skip the makeup and show up in a loose t-shirt.
>>16201252
>Also that whole thing a few years back with her "manager/husband" whent hey got interviewd for that TV show where they went around talking to old 90's huge tit porn stars.
Elaborate?
>>16221656
It was some British thing about weird addictions or something I think. A wannabe Louis Theroux.
>>16221656
Some TV show where a guy goes around interviewing people about shit. Each episode is about a different topic.
They did one on worlds largest breast implants and one of the chicks they met up with was Minka. She seems really nice, but her husband/manager was a greasy manlet that wouldnt shut up about how "he created her" and it was all his idea for her to get implants way back when. The interviewer then asks if he would still love Minka if she didnt have the giant tits, and he straight out says he'd leave her because her tits are what makes the money.
And can see the look on her face as he talks like he probably shit talks her all the time and shes just been with him so long shes stockholm syndromed and wont ever leave him.
She says that if she didnt get the implants she probably would have tried to go pro as a tennis player. She still loves ot play, but she obviously has trouble playing with two bowling balls on her chest.
Shed probably be much happier if she got them removed. Shes getting pretty old.
>episode of "Botched" where lady shows up with 3000cc expanders and wants them removed
>says she used to be famous
Who was she?
>>16223283
>you will never own and psychologically control a slim qt3.14 Asian with gigantic fake titties
>>16224658
Who's this?
Had so much fun lurking in these threads. Time to give something back with my favorite Sarenna Lee set.
http://www.recortado.com.br/2015/10/justin-bieber-fail-gif.html
>>16218892
Is the darker mass her natural breast tissue?
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>>16226362
OMG, when she removes the dress to reveal the super-kinky mesh top. Hnnnngh!
>>16220223
Every time I look at her tits, I feel like I'm going cross eyed just trying to line the nipples up.
Lolo Ferrari looked all kinds of fucked up, but man did she nail that bimbo clothing style.
>>16223692
deena duos
Would you? I think I would.
Has Beshine ever taken a cock on camera?
>>16228637
She's never even shown pussy.
Seriously the most she has ever shown is naked tits and one or two pics of her in a thong. (and even then from the side)
Bitch never shows anything other then tits.
>>16229306
What a fucking waste.
>>16229311
Found the butt pic, one of the few she made.
Shame that Beshine doesn't understand that to be interesting as a model you gotta try out various poses instead of the TITS INTO THE CAMERA one.
>>16229332
See, now that's actually quite a nice ass. She should show the whole package off more.
>>16199209
>tfw i booked her on my USA trip and she didnt show her left tit because of some operation fuck up
>>16228525
Looks like she had a breast lift as well as giant implants shoved in at the same time. I hate those perfectly round nipple scars chicks end up with.
>>16229332
>Shame that Beshine doesn't understand that to be interesting as a model you gotta try out various poses instead of the TITS INTO THE CAMERA one.
99.9% of all her pictures and videos are of her standing sideways running her hands up and down her body.
I can look at the thumbnails of any of her photosets, and see almost all of them are her standing fucking sideways. Its baffling.
>Kristi Lovette says her implants are at 3000cc
>look at other chicks with 3000cc implants, or even 2500cc implants and they all look twice as big as Kristis 3000cc tits
Ill take, "lie about the actual size of your tits." for $200.
>>16208947
>>16207908
>tfw some low quality scene of Minka in a shower, that scene where she turns into a watermelon I think from Bangkok Booberella, and a couple of Kobe Tai scenes were literally the first porn I ever downloaded and fapped to
>tfw I just realized why I've always been into Asian chicks
>>16229629
Who cares? They look awful.
>>16229655
>tfw Minkas beauty went down as resolution went up.
shit sucks.
>>16230022
>all that amazing 90's big boob porn thats forever trapped at 300x400 resolutions
>>16229629
Two tits.
Combined size.
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>>16230022
Oh man. So many memories. My most fapped video of all time is one of Minkas in which this shitty music plays and Minka moans in german. I still fap to her and probably always will.
So many hours spent on my modem googling these women. Those Colt45 pics earlier were one my rarest pics. Nothing ever came up googling her name so everytime she was in one the porn galleries it was a rare treat. Same with Spontaneous Xtasy and Angelique.
Sarenna and Lisa would be my faves if they had done more hc.
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>>16230040
At least Minka's tits are still tasty even if some of her has gone rancid. You will NEVER see Wendy Whoppers' flawless rack in HD.
>>16233261
The girl who taught Beshine how to do those boring photoshoots.
Though unlike Beshine she did do 2 or 3 sexy videos of her with a dildo.
And those very early pics of her where she wasn't ashamed to show pussy.
Though compared to the hundreds of boring photoshoots that doesn't mean much.
>>16233261
>http://www.xvideos.com/profiles/annamemz
Man, she definitely has a mental illness!
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>>16233261
I was actually a member at chelseas site for a month last year. First time ever for her site.
Her website literally looks like it was made in 1998.
And then even after you pay the monthly fee to have access to the site, you have to pay even more to have access to certain videos. And some of those videos you have to pay for individually. And it wasnt even cheap nickel and diming shit.
It was like your $30 monthly membership or whatever it was, and then like $5 for each video that wasnt in the "free" section. It was fucking retarded.
Alot of her videos also had her wearing fucking clothes for the entire video. Its like, woman, I did not pay money to come here and watch you walk around your house in a sweater for 15minutes. Goddamn. Get naked.
Shes extremely boring to watch. Same as Beshine. Does having beachball tits make you unable to do anything sexy?
>>16233568
>Shes extremely boring to watch. Same as Beshine. Does having beachball tits make you unable to do anything sexy?
They probably think that because of the rarity of tits that big they don't have to do anything to stand out.
How can they even make a living releasing such boring stuff, you'd think people rather pirate then pay for the same picture over and over.
>>16236504
Who??
>>16236512
Kiara Mia
>>16236642
Um, what's up with her nether region?
>>16204630
Yeah, me to. With natural breasts too I like some hang to them.
>>16227733
I remember the first time I saw Lolo on TV in the late 90s when I was 12 or 13, my dick basically exploded. I recorded any footage I could get of her on tape and would fap over 30 seconds of footage. She had the biggest tits I had ever seen.
Now she looks small.
why do you like bimbos?
is it because it often implies fake tits/lips?
does the thought of women going great lenghts just to be a better fucktoy arouse you?
>>16236504
>>16236642
why does she have different areolas in the same photoshoot?
>>16242768
it's a carryover from my soccerball tits fetish caused by pic related
call me a pathetic excuse of a human being but i would, all of them, there's something about almost grannies/butterface and huge fake tits combo that makes me harder than diamonds
>>16242772
>why does she have different areolas in the same photoshoot?
Are you 12? Areolas, like all skin on the human body, are constantly contracting and relaxing based on a variety of external conditions like temperature, humidity, and things that skin is touching.
Its why people get rock hard nipples when its cold, and why in a sauna people get big wide ass dinnerplate nipples.
>>16242826
pathetic excuse of a human being
