ITT: Celebrities (none ponographic) that you have massive crushes on.
>Bonus: You already have the photos saved in a folder.
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SWEET CHOCOLATE CHILI PEPPER.
Alice Glass, most definitely. I've had a horrible crush on her for four years. I feel especially pained when I read things about her life. Like a tightening in my chest. It sucks, but at the same time, my crush on her has inspired me quite a bit -- writing and the like.
What's funny is I discovered her because of /b/.
Amy Acker.
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Jennifer Connelly
Claudia Black.
>>15216165
>ASS TO ASS!
Kurt Cobain's daughter is fucking perfect.
Most more. please.
hhhhgggnnn.
Sooooooo much.
>>15215354
>Click on celeb crush thread
>my celeb crush is 2nd post
Mahhhh nigga
>>15216415
mah nigga
>>15215353
who is that ?
>>15216267
CUM CUM CUM
>>15216512
kurt cobain's daughter, Frances
>>15215896
she was constantly shitposted on /mu/
>>15215896
Yes big crush of mine as well.
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>>15216916
God she's cute. I just hope she's not all fucked up because of her parentage/upbringing.
>>15216914
Mein neger.
>>15215353
Who is she?
>>15218574
Kurt Cobain's weird-named daughter.
Lana Parrilla
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Fell in love watching Lorna Doone.
Joan Jett (when she was young)
Hannah Murray. She plays Gilly on Game of Thrones and she's a major qt
>>15220016
She's still hot though. I saw her on the bonus material of the "The Runaways" DVD.
Testing
>>15215353
kurt was hotter than frances and courtney
though not his mother
>>15220018
Better known for her role on Skins.
>>15216156
Take your zoophile ass out of here
She's a celebrity in Japan. And one of the three members of the best fucking jpop group in history.
I would cuddle her so gently.
>>15220123
Full res followup. Had to save it, that one was on my drive already.
Also. Have a link to their music for the unindoctrinated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhI2mp-WIck
Shes still pretty alright but young Winona Ryder is my shit
sharp features.
for most of my life.
HHHNG
Is there anyway to contact her? Damn, she is so fucking hot.
Not that big a fan of redheads, but there's just something about this one.
see Pyscho Beach Party (2000) and Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999) for her best fap material
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meant for
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>>15220254
will do, thanks anon.
This chick may be out of control and fuckin weird at times, but just imagine how crazy she must be in the bedroom
Amy Smart
My goddess zooey deschanel
>>15220319
yah you posted her already go back to /tv/
Shannyn Sossamon
Posted her already ? I just got on fagfodder.
Amy Adams is fine but a total bitch, and now she's hit the peak and past, and she'll degrade from here on out.
Since I was a tween
Tori Amos
Dat posture
Game, set, match! As good as it gets!!
Stana Katic
>>15220139
THIS
I blame The Addams Family
Naomi Watts on Mulholland Drive.
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Tuppence Middleton.
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>>15220126
not a fan of them and their music,
but I do enjoy their dance
Hannah Reid
the hepact
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ceux rackeem
>>15220782
goddess tier legs
Brits are bangin'
Megan Fox's perfection in Transformers 2 is impossible to beat.
>>15222092
i had half a chub every time Night Court was on
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>>15222104
her thumbs are so gross she uses a hand double
Jewel Staite
Allison+Mack
alessandra torresani
allison scagliotti
>>15220016
muh nigger right here.
>>15220139
Yes. Ricci is a goddess to me.
>>15218776
mah nigga
ever since i saw her on Charmed for the first time in the 90s
no girl has even come close to her looks (in my opinion)... which is depressing.
>>15220782
You beat me to it.
>>15222110
This calls to mind when Kate from Kate's Playground was discovered to have a hoof instead of a foot.
It's a goddamn thumb. At some point you have to admit that you're just looking for something to else to say to avoid admitting you're a faggot and hate hot girls for stealing the attension of all the boys you covet.
Based Emma
>>15223039
can't wait to see her "post baby body"
Yes please
Best thing about Rush Hour 2
My favorite jpop idol
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu
>>15224318
What is her full name? Elisha what? Google just shows a bunch on random links.
Han Seung-Yeon from the K-pop group Kara
>>15224378
She looks like a toddler...
Definitely.
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Cuthburt
>>15224443
>Cuthburt
Thanks buddy.
>>15224445
Absolutely. Cheers.
>>15224441
she looks horny as fuck
>>15224468
I would give my right nut for one night with her.
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>>15215375
Man, I don't know why, but I'm so fucking in love with her
>tfw I will never meet her in person
>>15215358
Mein nig
Also Judy Greer
>>15224473
me too bro, me too
Alison Brie
>>15224517
She's such a babe.
Jenna Coleman
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Salma Hayek
>>15224725
Fucking this. Jenna Coleman is gorgeous.
Lets not forget Katy Perry...also I totally agree on Amy Adams, Zoey Deschanel and both Emmas - Stone and Warson...this are the simply the best...also Megan Fox <3
>>15215358
Looks like Nicholas Cage put on a wig and did up his lips real big.
do you guys think Frances Cobain's asshole tastes more like kurt or courtney's asshole?
I'd be up for the test. we know she's a horny slut cus her parents were in their youth. kurt cobain was such a horny /b/tard in his teens he tried to fuck a retarded girl but backed out when he smelled her nasty pussy
Pamela Anderson guess the biggest crush I had on her back in times...
Holly Willoughby
>>15215896
Ok. Bro
>>15216156
Nah. Fucking in the trash it goes
>>15216267
Lelwl. The scene was hot doe.
natalie portman
Charli XCX
>>15215353
Frances Bean Cobain, lol
Sabrina Sato
>>15226124
Agreed. I think Iggy Azalea made a mistake using her in Fancy because she totally steals the show.
Milla Jovovich... which is weird cuz i'm usually into way bigger tits...
Gemma fucking Arterton. What I'd do to be with this woman.
Ellen page
Meghan Markle; the reason I started watching Suits.
>>15226990
Extra points for being pretty funny and a huge nerd
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>>15227438
Fuck yes. Dem cheekbones.
>>15215353
Disgusting.
>>15220224
I'm so thankful she seems to have gotten over that phase...
>>15220247
Looks like a younger, taller Pamela Adlon.
>>15224555
>Man, I don't know why
I do.
>>15227477
Yes please.
>>15225493
Hellaciously bangable, good call
Ellen is perf
>>15227653
Except for the whole lesbomunch thing.
>>15227085
yeah she has "it" that no girls have
nawmeeen?
>>15227433
hnng
>>15227515
jesus christ dat gif doe
saoirse ronan
>>15226955
I have the weirdest fantasies about hot mma girls...
>>15227946
Lol who cares if she's lesbian. She's still a very cute and smart girl. I'll always be a fan of hers
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>>15227433
Hell yes!
Christina, not my fav (Salma is) but she hasnt been mentioned yet so i figured id give her some recognition
I remember seeing Salma for the first time in From Dusk Til Dawn and saying outloud in the theater "Oh. My. God. Who is THAT?"
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Holliday Grainger
>>15228273
18 year old wanting to fuck a 14 year old would be pretty pedo, guy.
>>15227085
Appreciating boobs which are outside of your normal type is entirely acceptable, Anon.
>>15228273
I hear you, Anon, but neither the law nor the society recognizes that logic. Even if she is exactly your age, it's still pervy to be attracted to a minor. Either accept your place among the pervs, or buy a Playboy and try to refocus your lusts.
>>15228073
please do tell
>>15215358
holy fuck...36 years old my ass...
MIND=BLOWN
thought i was a pedo for a second
blake lively
or perhaps kp...
>>15228687
Source?
>>15229129
probably because you perceive yourself in the mirror that way
=(
praise Allah
Lead singer of the Italian Metal Band Lacuna Coil.
Most beautiful girl in the world
>>15220315
That's not a vagina is it?
My resbian waifu
>>15215353
Had and still have a long standing crush on her. Everything is great about her except for her voice, sounds almost like a younger female version of Harvey Fierstein, but way the fuck less gay.
Insta-boner every time.
>>15229121
Jesus fucking Christ, please go jump into a fire as soon as possible, you goddamn inbred knob.
>>15215381
Mein Neger in dem Haus!
>>15228179
I holla
Odette Annable
me gusta
my latest "crush"
![Scott Pilgrim Vs The World.mkv_snapshot_00.24.14_[2014.05.16_00.56.51].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1ckMThK.jpg "Scott Pilgrim Vs The World.mkv_snapshot_00.24.14_[2014.05.16_00.56.51].jpg")
>>15229129
Don't worry, so do I.
Anyway, a lot of my other crushes have been posted, but this thread is severely lacking in MEW.
>>15222469
Scaggs <3
Also, she's aging quite noticably now, but can't let this thread pass without some Cardellini
>>15227653
Are you joking? Dude, it's a miracle she can breathe without machine assistance. She's as close as you can get to brain-dead without being a catatonic vegetable. Fucking ignorant SJW whore....
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number 3
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this
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fat
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Coca-Cola face.
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has gas.
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If you're into clumsy and uncreative women.
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tons of makeup
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not a woman
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So ugly her makeup had to be airbrushed.
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fat
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greasy. easy lay.
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simply hideous / butterface (some are worse than others)
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Overly large eyes. Like eggs poking out of the water. Prick them with a pin and relieve the eye-pussy.
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Hit those knees with a crowbar
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piggy nose. oink oink
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Not a human
* images too incomplete or low-quality disqualified
Clarification (errors made, as I had to split across several posts):
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simply hideous / butterface (some are worse than others)
>>15230599
Final list: greasy. easy lay.
>>15230271
Brain dead? Ellen is a very intellegent celebrity. When she's passionate about something she can go on and on about it. She reminds me of Mark Ruffalo. Someone that gives a shit about the earth unlike most celebrities. Mark and Ellen are both very smart down to earth celebrities but are shunned because they're not hollywood whores like Kim Kardashian or Miley Cyrus. It's a shame people care more about celebritie's relationships more than Earth's water like mark or politics and the lgbt community like ellen. They're both great people and i really don't fucking care what you say about them. She is no way near brain dead.
>>15230655
Passionate=intelligent you sound like a chick...
>>15230271
Well. She's ugly. But some guys are turned on by arrogance. Such arrogance predicated upon beauty in such an ugly person can only be the result of imbecility, no doubt congenital.
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>>15230687
Maybe in your eyes she's the ugliest being in the world but everyone has their own definition of beauty. I foreone think ellen is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you don't agree, so be it.
>>15230709
I'm OK with you feeling that way, but it's not really just me. It's kind of most people.
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dayum
i'm going to screenshot this post XD
"THE RECTIFICATION"
such a cool name
such creativity
such identity
wow
it's like that saying lmao he come he see he conkered lol
if you haven't noticed the blatant sarcasm i really want you to go visit your whore mother and tell her your opinion because she's the only one on earth that will agree with you. even when in reality she is lying to you.
go fly a kite, you fucking special snowflake. no one cares what you say on an anonymous website.
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and for the record i'm not angry that this person "offended" my "waifu". i'm angry because people like this exist where they bash anything that doesn't directly involve themselves because they were neglected as a child.
>>15230792
Not according to people i know. But whatever im not going to argue :)
>>15230833
I'm the hardest carbon formation, not a snowflake, which is flaky and varies considerable in shape.
>>15230846
Those are not people. That's your collection of japanimation toys.
>>15231144
You shame your natio.
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*nation
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>>15231242
^dumbass who is oblivious to his asperger's
>>15231240
Lol wut. Japanimation toys?
>>15215905
mahnigga.jpg
She's so beautiful.
obviously natalie dormer
>>15230655
trite
adjective
(of a remark, opinion, or idea) overused and consequently of little import; lacking originality or freshness.
>>15215869
Delicious 6ft. Nubian Podcast Goddess...
>>15224517
Throwup-in-yer-mouth ugly is now the new standard of beauty. And big tits.
>>15229082
Basically the non faggy version of cuckold shit, except hot mma girl kicks my ass in front of my girl then fucks her and I have to watch. Among other things.
>>15230677
Fucking this. Bitch thinks Trayvon Martin was innocent because he was black. That's retarded in the books of anyone who isn't a filthy liberal faggot.
>>15232319
Explain how he isn't innocent
>>15233820
i didn't know anybody hated ellen page
>>15229683
I just watched this movie, she was the best part [spoiler]behind mcconny of course[/spoiler]
>>15233829
Some people here have been hating. I don't see what's to hate about her
>>15233820
why the hate? Sexism. The reason? She is lesbian. Which crushed the dream of a lot of men wanting to fuck her. So, in the eyes of these men. The idea of a woman not wanting dick as a form of ugliness and some kind of freak of nature that deserves hate.
>>15236936
Nice attempt at pretending you understand the problem, but you clearly know nothing about her profoundly fucked-up personality.
>>15215353
Caseyface is all grown up lol
>>15215896
For a second i thought you were gonna say that you had a big crush on her forehead
>>15220172
Yeah, you're totally not a stalker.
>>15236936
I like how her being lesbian crushed many men's dream of fucking her but in reality most men never had a chance with her. Btw great response :)
>>15237881
Lol how is her personality fucked up? Her personality is great.
Debra Messing. She has small boobs, but her facevand rest of the body makes up for it. And mainly because of her red curly hair.
>>15239063
Oh, look. Another ignorant white knight. Pathetic.
>>15239165
Cool. I don't see an explanation on how her personality is fucked up.
Where can I find nude celebrities like Kim kardashian
>>15226990
she looks like a 50 year old lesbian in this picture
>>15230606
ITT: obvious faggot
