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Too early for a /britfeel/ edition
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>>28499785
Basil Brush is a fictional anthropomorphic fox, best known for his appearances on daytime British children's television. He is primarily portrayed by a glove puppet, but has also been depicted in animated cartoon shorts and comic strips. The character has featured on children's (and later adult) television from the 1960s to the present day.

A mischievous character and a raconteur, Basil Brush is best known for his catchphrase "Ha Ha Ha! Boom! Boom!", used after something he finds funny, and also for speaking in a "posh" accent and manner, referring to himself as a "fella". The character claims to dislike puppets, and says his most prized possession is his "brush", this being the traditional name for a fox's tail.
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>>28499785
Or too late, depends on how you look at it really
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London anyone for??
>>28499335
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12:01
>you are queue position 1 for this property
12:05
>you are queue position 13 for this property
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filedropper britfeelmasterfolder

re uploaded the 2015 archive for those asking
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>>28499785
I get up late, tired all day, now its 2.30am i have finally become wide awake.

bit annoying desu lads.
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wanking to femboys

what has happened to me
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>>28499987
Legit would be nice to chill with anons I live near enough to justify
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>>28499987
I would but hanging out with people far younger than me, would freak me the fuck out and I haven't been outside since 2014.
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>>28500894
How old are you man? Can't be that bad anyway chilling with younger people might be good way to get back into the swing of the shitty real world
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>>28500846

I watch piss videos now. Boredom does that to you.
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>>28500990

Could you not just catch up on GoT or something?
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>>28500852
Thursday alright for you? If you have some messaging app we could communicate further?
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>>28499785
Guys I slept for 13 hours yesterday and now I feel like I have been hit by a car and tired as shit
Is my body shutting down or something
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>>28502553

Speak to a doctor if you feel extra out of sorts, or this current feeling persists.
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Is american's using the term 'mate' cultural appropriation?
Not a fan.
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could go for a bit of the old ultra-violence
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>>28502948

/too warm, cba.

>>28502706

Don't worry, they're just compensating for their total lack of homegrown culture.
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need a drinky poo
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>>28503772
It's 5:06 anon
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>>28503789
exactly, it's after 5
I've been awake for days anyway
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Anyone else really depressed when they wake up but it eases off during the day? It's the only reason I'm still awake. I don't want to wake up and feel like suicide again.
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hey slugger, up and at'em
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>>28500091
And I bet everyone of them is a fresh off the boat shitskin that the council would sooner help than they would their own.
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>>28505633
daaaaad
10 more minutes
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>be me
>be american
>go to college in UK
>meet girl
>stay on and work there after college is over
>eventually leave because British wages are a shit
>still together with girl
>been together 11 years
>own home and rental properties in the US and have good job
>she wont leave the UK because her family is there
>wants me to move there
>would have to give up everything and live in a shitty studio flat, which would cost more than my home and rentals combined
>could never be without her
>could never stand to live in Britain again

Life is pain, anons
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>>28499987
Fuck off normies

No one will turn up anyway
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too early lads
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Just woke up, have no husky, fml.
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>>28507038
Huskies are absolute meme dogs

Very loud and generally difficult to discipline
They look nice though

Border Collie master race
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Who else enjoys No Fear here?

At my local home bargains they're doing the big cans with 17perc extra free for 49p or 2 for 1 pound

Why is Swansea so amazing for deals.

dude no ascii text lmao!
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>>28506716
Kekekek
just do it already you fucking cuck
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I'm british but I've never felt the need to enter a /britfeel/ thread. It just seems like a circlejerk. What do you do here?
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>>28507093
because it's full of poverty-stricken jack bastards
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>>28507219
Its like all the boards shrunk and put into one thread.
Discuss whatever you want, no topic.
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>>28507093
You mean the no fear energy drinks right?

Because no fear clothing is horrible.
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>>28507299

Yeah the drink.

>>28507239

Swansea isn't that bad. There are worse places.
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>>28507312

pretty grim, desu
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>>28507312
Swansea's great if you want to become a heroin addict
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>>28507093
enjoy your kidney stones

>not realising pure, filtered water is the best drink for energy

3L a day of water will set you right
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>>28507392

I drink water too, just enjoy a red bull, red devil or a no fear every now and then.
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Just took a banana out of the prepacked bag and took to the till as a single banana because the single ones weren't ripe at the Lidl. Who /mischief/ here?
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>game will take 4 hours to download
>it's 75p in the shop
biggest decision I'll have to make all day
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got a busy day of actually doing things.
Got to get shower to wash my odour
got to go dentist get tooth drill
got to go town do shop
got go asda git fud.

:-s
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>tfw you buy an energy drink from Sainsbo's and it tastes like shit
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/bikeride/ niggers ww@?
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>>28507453
The hell is wrong with your internet fampi?
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Im actually finding it hard to even see girls now
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>>28507219
It's just shitposting with a cockney accent
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>high street market selling whole quails for 6quid
>wild rabbit for 5
>pheasants for 6

Should I buy these meme animals just to know what they taste like?

feels like cultural enrichment.
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>>28508763
rabbit is lovely and very lean
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offices 30 pw, free internet and parking., put a bed in there cheap place to live.
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>>28508389
no seeders
I just bought it anyhow
it's friggin warm outside
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>>28508763
I would braised the rabbit, cause it's really easy to over cook
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>>28508763
Rabbits are god tier.

Get the butcher to piece it for you. Get onions garlic lots of salt and pepper with the rabbit. Pour in bottle of red wine and let simmer for 2 hours.
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>>28508973
The most important thing is to remember to keep them outside and never let them inside
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anyone /Bournemouth/ here?
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>>28508893

youd need a nearby gym though, for shits and showers.
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heading down to the corner shop in a bit to buy something to drink. dunno if i should load up on bud, or buy a bottle of bacardi and some coke.
help me out lads
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Lads, just got my tax code, and it literally ends in CUM.

Even the government are mugging me off.
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>BBC adaptation of Henry V
>Henry VI played by a black woman

This is getting out of control.
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Aberystwyth anyone? Great town if you don't mind being unemployed and single.
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>>28509349
got a mate going to uni there. from the pictures ive seen it looks lovely
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>>28509349

I went to look at that uni in 2006, it seemed like I would be a second class citizen because I wasn't Welsh.
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>>28508517
>cockney accent

This isn't the 80s mate. Cockney is long gone.
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>>28509411
ironic considering welsh people are barely human as it is
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>>28509368
It is a lovely town and the university is good, but I graduated in 2014 and am stuck here. There are very few graduate opportunities here so your options are limited and there's a lot of job competition.

>>28509411
In the 6 years I've lived here I've never once been made to feel like a second-class citizen for being English. I'm from Stockport, Greater Manchester, originally. Stockport, now there's a shit hole.
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>>28509545
as a neet, are there spots for sightseeing?
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>>28509349
live 30 miles away from aber
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>>28509545
Well there's the sea. That can be exciting sometimes. The Old College has interesting architecture. Constitution Hill offers a good vantage point over the town. There are lots of pubs here, also, which if you're a drinker like me is always a positive. Then there's the castle, which is mostly dilapidated, as well as a ye olde open-carriage train that takes you up to Devil's Bridge, which is a bridge within a bridge within a bridge (kinda boring, though). It's a great town to visit and very popular in the summer, you just wouldn't want to be stuck here as a graduate because scenery is only interesting if you're visiting as opposed to seeing it every day.
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>>28509545
What do you do for work in Aberystwyth?
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Hey guys. I'm hoping one of you might help me out. I was recently in bed with a British girl, and her vernacular had me a bit puzzled.

Can someone clarify some of these phrases for me:
>I ain't a slapper but I'll snog ya bollocks
>Stick ya todger in me faff-chute
>For 20 quid you can waz on me mug

Thanks guys
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>>28509657
Yeah, quit bonking Viz characters.
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>>28509657
>I ain't a slapper but I'll snog ya bollocks
I'm not promiscuous but I'll kiss your testicles
>Stick ya todger in me faff-chute
Stick your penis in my vagina
>For 20 quid you can waz on me mug
For twenty pounds you can piss on my face
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>>28509657

>I am not a salacious lady, however you may kiss me on the cheek for being a gentleman.
>Now that we are happily married as husband and wife we should have children.
>If you would be so kind as to earn a living for the family you may plant your seed in the loving garden of my smiling face.
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>>28509718
>>28509745
you lads realise this is copy-pasta?
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@28509657

At least post this tripe at a different time each day.
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>>28509775
come off it now, it's just a lad havin a laff
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>>28509786
By racially stereotyping Brits?
Don't think so.
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friendly irish nurse put her finger up my bottom today. then shut put a small torch up there too

told her i can't believe people put things up there for fun

she faked a laugh and told me i have to have a colonoscopy done
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bish bash bosh
real good nosh
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>>28509745
Sweet jesus that is some bawdy talk.
You've got yourself a keeper anon.
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Who is your favourite Mr Khan character??

>oh tuaddi!

:'D
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>>28509837
>Tickets for the "Angers and mash 2016 tour of English shit-holes" now on sale.

/britfeel/ punk band when?
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>>28509796
>told her i can't believe people put things up there for fun
You creepy little fuck
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Cameron is gonna fucking get rekt.

(I'm well aware they're not gonna be talking to each other)
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>>28509912
>The audience is composed of chinese and nigerians
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>>28509912
Lot of Cameron fanboys in these threads, wonder how they will handle getting NIGED.
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>It's a my crush fucks another paki episode
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>>28509992

least it's not a pajeet.
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>you will never suck on Elena's toes

every day is like living in a nightmare
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>>28509992
p _ _ _ ' d

blox
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>>28510053
Indian Summers are really trying to push the idea poo in the looer's are attractive to white women.
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>baby in flat upstairs has been crying for hours
>hear a loud bang
>no more crying

Should I call the police?
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>>28510080
Honestly don't envy any asian / middle eastern men when it comes to trying to get a white gf tbqhwyfamalam.
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What's everyones GOAT pop songsof the past few years? Shut up and dance takes the biscuit for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JCLY0Rlx6Q
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>>28509873
i was just trying to make light of the awkwardness of the situation. it didn't feel creepy and i'm sure she hears something similar several times a day
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>>28510110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM6TCGltfHM

Bit older than i thought but still GOAT
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who here is the most redpilled?

post your most redpilled opinion
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Eating left over birthday cake for breakfast
I fucking hate my life

>another day sitting around feeling sorry for myself

What are you faggots up?
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>>28510132

>most redpilled opinion

If white people stuck together like Jewish people do then immigration would not be a problem.
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>>28510128
Mark Ronson doesn't count cause he's actually really talented. If I'm going to listen to pop music I want it to be by people who don't know music at all
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>>28510143
Trying not to revise for my last exam tomorrow morning. It's shocking how little of this stuff I actually remember.
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>>28510157
So you want to listen to pop music but you want it to be shit?
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>>28510155
that's quite redpilled - can anyone top that?
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>>28510177
I only listen to music ironically
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>>28510105
no call social services
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who /goodmusictaste/ here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNrbrhQknLQ
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>>28499785
Oi lads still licked after Cameo Wednesday haha. Going to the oceanarium with the GF, gonna see them penguins.
Rate my blog.
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>>28510263
I rate it haha/10

You can always tell a failed normie by the frequency of "haha"s
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>>28509912
Don't suppose anyone has that webm of Nigel Farage and the feel bloke?
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>>28510263
Lyingcunt/10
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>>28510288
I'm using haha ironically I promise.
>>28510293
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>>28510132
life is a conspiracy
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>>28510428
who are the conspirators? towards what end are they conspiring?

this is verging on redpill but you need to flesh it out a bit
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>>28510110
the greatest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1LNQBX8JwE
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>>28510132

I spent like 3 whole minutes browsing the Alternative History section in Waterstones on my lunch break, and I reckon aliens definitely shot JFK now.
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>>28510494
you wouldn't understand.

once you see how deep the rabbit hole goes, you may wish you never took a peek.
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See the BBC is going to charge for iPlayer?

License fee (even for catch up) plus additional subscription fee.

BBC is shite anyway, but still, scumbag move.
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At the bus stop, lads.
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There's too much butter on my sandwich.

I buy it almost every day from Eat, and there's always fuck all on, but there's loads today.

Ruined it. Never going to be able to go back to a shitty low-butter on again.
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Who /maraudingnormie/ here?
>sleep with a different girl each week
>have lots of friends
>doing well at university
>little do they know I secretly play LoL (gold 2), watch anime and listen to kpop
>have crippling depression which means I can't turn social events down and never feel like I'm doing enough
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daily reminder that 'present tense' is the best song on AMSP and a top 5 radiohead song ever and if you disagree you are an eternal pleb

also it's their best album since okcomputer

these are objective truths
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>>28510550
They're not charging for it, they're making it a requirement to have a TV license to use it.

So yes, if you don't have a TV and want to watch catch up you'll have to "pay for iPlayer" but this has no effect on the majority of people.
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>>28510570
On the bus, lads
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>>28510525
No planes hit the WTC or the pentagon, it was all giant ice bullets.
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>>28510607
Nope, there's a sub for archive content (i.e. anything first aired more than 30 days ago).
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>>28510588
You seem like a pretty standard normie. Wew lad GG.
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>>28510627
Well that stuff is behind a paywall as it is, or simply unavailable. It's not a huge deal so long as ITV and 4oD don't follow suit.
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How's this for an entry into an art competition?
I, naked, smear myself in shit and proceed to run around the exhibition destroying other artist's work and intimidating patrons.

I leave it open to interpretation but there is a correct answer.
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>>28510677
Is it "fuck art"?
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>>28510677
It's art if you call it "Capitalism" or "Migrant Crisis" or something.
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>>28510687
I have a deep love for art, but there's a very deep meaning behind the action.
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thepiratebay.org won't last long
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>>28510757
>Sorry, this page is not available through Virgin Media
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>>28510550
Peaky Blinders is literally their only good program
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>>28510110
was going to say Acceptable In the 80s then I realised that was 9 years ago
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>>28504245
I know how you feel pal. As soon as I wake up I get bombarded by negative thoughts, start thinking about suicide etc. Then by mid afternoon i stop caring and everything seems rosy. It's been happening for the past 9 months, not sure if I need to get it checked out.
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started drinking cider because the sun was out and seemed the natural thing to do, although Im sitting in my bed drinking it, and I dont really like cider but I drank all my beer last night
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Sick of my job and want to go NEET a while. Any advice on gaming the system?
I am white British so does this mean I'm fked already?
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>>28510757
>public trackers
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>>28510794
http://www.uj3wazyk5u4hnvtk.onion/ use this url through tor
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>>28510926

Thanks asshole now I'm going to jail
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>Phone interview at half 3

Nervous lads
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>>28510926
You know tor isn't safe right?
It's also slow as fuck.
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>>28511042
Use a vpn and the new build of tor and you're fine
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tfw accidentally got yourself a job

PLEASE GOD NO
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Alright so it's warm as fuck and just got some shitty news. I wanted to go out and drink but I got no friends and no outside area to chill so I gotta drink inside and alone. What should I drink?
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who /onboardwithbritainsmulticulturalfuture/ here
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>>28508929
What game was it lad?
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Why is finding a job that sounds like something I could do so hard? I'm tempted to just apply to any shit even if I can't do all of the listed requirements.
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>>28511173
>who /onboardwithbritainsmulticulturalfuture/ here

PAKIS OUT
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>>28511088

Congrats ;)

What's the job?
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>tfw no paki gf
why live lads?
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>>28511112
my cum, faggot
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Poleaboo is considering being a naughty little sissy and sending his own father a phishing email.
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>>28511195
customer assistant at sainsburys
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I went for a job interview on Tuesday of this week, and they called me back within half an hour to offer me the job. I've been volunteering for the last 2 years, so getting some income will be nice, and it's kind of a dream job for me.

It's only a 30 minute walk from my house too, and with it being summer, that's a pretty comfy walk in in the morning. I'm off to visit at this afternoon to meet the child I'm working with.

Hopefully this will be the point where my shitty awful life turns around, at least a little bit!
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>>28511220

Bloody hell lad
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>>28511234
You the lad who had a teaching assistant interview?
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>>28511234
How do you support yourself by volunteering for 2 years or do you live at home
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>>28511220
pick up some alpecin whilst you're there you bald mong
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God I hate the heat.
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>>28511220
>customer assistant
*shelf monkey
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>>28511250
>>28511280
that guy is an imposter. i would never work in retail

teaching english to pakis. just over the summer. not perm
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>>28511319

No, I am Spartacus
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>>28511319
still balding though
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>>28511319
when do you start at sainsbury's mate?
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>>28511352
i'm NOT working at sainsburys you fucking cretin. kill yourself.

fuck off with the impersonating me too. it's childish as fuck.
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>>28511352

In a couple of weeks. I get my uniform tomorrow though, plenty of time to break it in.

>>28511367

Pack it in.
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>>28511376
The only one packing will be me (you) in a couple of weeks.
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>>28511319
>teaching english to pakis.
Fucking hell, retail sounds more pleasant.
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>>28511367
Fuck off idiot. It's obvious you're not the real one.
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>>28511402
I don't know what's worse, having one in your house or having to visit them.
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going bald lads
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can't stop watching tranny porn desu
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I like these jeans, lads, but I don't think I should wear them. Are they too edgy? Are they autism jeans?

Why can't we all just wear identical jumpsuits and be done with it.
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>>28511455
Poleaboo wonders if you'd like to preview a new video he's been working on.
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>tfw no hair or tripcode
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>>28511459
mate

how on earth could you even believe these look good in any way

looks like the sort of shit I wore in year 4
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>>28511459
These are absolutely horrific

Just wear normie clothes lad
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>>28511484
But were you the popular kid?
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>>28511219
Poleaboos dad doesn't use email
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>>28511459

>Side pockets

You can't ever use them without looking like a twat. They look like them motorbike jeans with spaces for pads in.
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>>28511459
100% autist jeans
The shoes are nice though
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DWP just called me and told me i don't need to go to my PIP assessment woohoo
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>>28511583

inb4 sanction
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>>28511583
Have fun when they cut your benefits and claim this never happened when you complain.

Always get it in writing lad
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>>28511484
>looks like the sort of shit I wore in year 4
I was thinking I'm far, far too old to wear that.
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>>28511594
Nah won't be sanctioned
>>28511596
sending me a letter lad
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>>28511610
>sending me a letter lad

Sure they are
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>>28511583
SANCTIONS INBOUND
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Had to open today so I was up at 6. Spent to long messing about on here last night though so got 4 hours sleep, but at least I worked with my female coworker who has an absolutely fantastic bum
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>>28511613
yeah they are
are you jelly?
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How do you start a conversation with someone when you have nothing important to talk about?
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>>28511497
But those are normie clothes? They're on a normie clothes site.

I don't even know what's appropriate. All I do know is that I'm not wearing skinny trousers.
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>>28511640
I'll believe it when I see it, until then keep dreaming
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>>28511667
sup senpai

And go from there
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>>28511696
>hi
>hey
>how are you
>good thanks you
>cool
>...
great
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>Poleaboos mum just bought half a pizza to his room

STOP ENABLING ME
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>>28511715

>This weather, eh?
>Tell me about it, I feel like I should be on the beach!
>Let's go! We can make sandy love by the crab pools
>Oh, take me anon
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>>28511696
Literally the least helpful advice of all time
Great job famalam
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>>28511696

But what if they don't respond and suddenly you've sent a message to them with no response, therefore making it more pathetic next time you try to message them?
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>>28511732
Which half did she bring?
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>>28511732
Give her some of your phishing money for being so nice to an evil freak like you.
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>>28511744
>This weather, eh?
>huh sorry did you say something?
>u-uh the weather...
>Oh... right... yeah...
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>>28511476
u mad im a normie who has had sex with loads of girls?

is that why youre pretending to be me fattie?

/r9k/ is mainstream now, its practically instagram, just deal with it
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>>28511759
Then apologize for wasting her time. It's the gentlemanly thing to do.
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>>28511759
Most messaging services will inform you when they've read your message, so send them a reminder that you know they've seen teh message and that it's quite rude to respond promptly.
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>>28511810

>her

anon you've got the wrong idea
this is just to try and maintain a regular friendship

>>28511822
facebook has the ability to 'mark as unread' which removes the 'seen'. I've tested this with a second account.
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>>28511759
If they aren't responding then don't waste your time. Don't send another message. Leave it on them.

If they don't bother initiating contact again then you know you it's pointless talking to them. They're clearly a cunt.
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>>28511810
This. Follow the methods a fellow britbot used in this image.
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>>28511459
Those look gay as fuck. Maybe without the pockets they'd be passable.
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>that anti-corruption summit
>Cameron claiming other countries are extremely corrupt
>corruption index showing UK is one of the least corrupt countries in the world
Wew.
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>>28511851
>If they don't bother initiating contact again then you know you it's pointless talking to them. They're clearly a cunt.

But what if they then think the same thing about you
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>download Peaky Blinders
>get some troll torrent that's some Chinese drama instead

ffs 20 gig of this shit
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>>28511892
fucking lol
Are those Locoroco emoticons or am I being a retard
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>>28511905
Why would they? You sent the last message. You're waiting on them. It's their job to respond to what was last said.
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>>28511909
How does that even happen? Why would people seed that?
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>>28511902
"corruption" in the UK is putting a twix on your expenses
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>>28511915

He's on a phone and those are default google emoji, I think.
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>>28511892
>not immediately pressing videocall and hoping you catch them with their automatic answer still on
Even if that doesn't happen, you should keep pressing call. Just fucking ruin what they're trying to do. Phone them. Harass the shit out of them and ruin their cam sex.
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>>28511909
Nigga just sign up for 30 free days of netflix, sheeeit

(It's a shit programme)
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The NHS is dying lads. Soon we will have to pay 20k a year for private healthcare like the yanks. Time to leave this shithole of a country.
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>>28511921

It's possible for conversations to have a definitive end - 'see you' or 'goodnight' or whatever

It isn't inherently the person who didn't respond last's responsibility to start the next conversation
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>>28511970
Leave to where? NHS is the best healthcare system in the world.
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>>28511970
I'm already with bupa
comfy as fuck
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lads whats your greatest sex story?

once recently i was bumming this girl and i noticed shit was coming but i just sort of didnt tell and kept going till completion. made great lube DESU. afterwards there was shit like everywhere. ALL OVER MY SHEETS fkn hell. i chucked her in the shower then bummed her again

this is all true DESU
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>>28512001

This one time, I cheated on my girlfriend at a festival, ruined four lives at once and lost all my friends.
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>>28511970
The NHS wastes a lot of money.
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>>28512001
when i shagged 100 birds one after the other with my 15 inch penis without breaking a sweat
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>>28511970
Good riddance to it. Had to have my nose reset a few years ago from when I broke it as a kid, never got it fixed properly at the time.

Anyway the NHS was fucking terrible, had me get changed in a broom closet, I'm not even bullshitting, had me get changed into the hospital gown in a closet. Then left me sitting around for an hour or so while waiting for a bed, I went back into the closet to get changed back into my clothes, nurse asked me why, I told het it's because I was fucking freezing.

After the operation, I woke up in the recovery room 15 minutes later they are shoving me out the door.

I have private healthcare now because of that experience.

And also maybe They'll stop taking NHS contributions from my pay check.
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>tfw your only sexual experience was a handjob during Pirates 4D during a school trip to Thorpe Park
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can someone please help me pirate books i forgot the best way to do it
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>>28512173
https://www.reddit.com/r/trackers/comments/hrgmv/tracker_with_pdfsebooks_of_college_textbooks/c1xrq44

Bookmark it m8
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>>28512165
fucking normie twat

fuck off
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>>28512185
thanks a lot my friend
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I was just thinking today, even if I got myself a 10/10 supermodel wife and had some kids I'd still be depressed.

>Dad what stories have you got to tell?
>Haha time for bed kids
>But dad it's 3pm
>GO TO BED!

I'm 27 and haven't got a single story. Not even a funny little anecdote to tell anyone, quite literally NOTHING has happened to me that is out of the ordinary.
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Mexican american here, is the muslim food any good? I live in Texas so everyone here usually loves Mexican food, wondering if the case is the same elsewhere with a large immigrant population.
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>>28512216
Well the fact you're 27 and on here is kind of a story.

What happened?
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>>28512115
>maybe they'll stop taking NHS contributions from my pay check
You do realise that you benefit from the NHS even when you don't personally use it, right? They do a lot of research. And they keep most of the population healthy so they can continue working to keep the country running.
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>>28512249
Muslims wipe their arse with their hand after having a shit then cook food

do you think we eat it
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>>28512259
>What happened?

I ask the same thing in the mirror every morning.
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>>28512115
>th-they made me get changed i-in a broom closet!!
wew lad
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>>28512216
Some people are better at telling stories than others. And some of those people just make up stories.

Lie your ass off, m8. Remember that time you went to Thailand and you and your mates brought a ladyboy for one of your bros but your other friend got confused and fucked the ladyboy instead? That was pretty funny, wasn't it.
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>>28512249

There is no such thing as 'Muslim food' retard
>4.4% is large

https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_the_United_Kingdom
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>>28512316
Not really bedtime story material that.
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who /bornintowealth/ here

grandads worth like 10 million

feels good man
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Going t'shop at 2:30 was a mistake. It's pretty hot out, should have gone in the morning
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>>28512348
giz a tenner pal
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>>28512348
>who /bornintowealth/ here
>>28512362
>giz a tenner pal

Welcome to the rest of your life once your granddad croaks m8
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>what a nice day
>think I'm going to leave the house
>go for walk
>playing field at the end of my road
>some kids playing football
>think I've got past them when I hear "ANON!"
>its a bunch of normies who were in the year below at my school
>they've kicked the ball over the fence
>confidently stride over
>decide the best course of action is to drop kick the ball, it's a very high fence
>completely shank it, kicking it across the other side of the road
>they all laugh at me
>sheepishly run after it and just manage to throw it over
>immediately turn around and go home

I can't even go five fucking minutes out the house without embarrassing myself fucking hell. Someone come over and bash my fucking skull in please I'm such a fucking disgrace.
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>>28512348
parents are millionaires and own lots of properties and a farm

don't tend to think about it much though
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>>28512396
it's seriously not that big of a deal
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>>28512022
That's a feel I wish I didn't know.

Blox
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