why don't you become a PhD student r9k?
daily routine
>wake up at 8 am
>work from 8 am - 23 pm while shitposting on r9k
>go home
>sleep
>rinse and repeat
PhD and research is my goal
>"b-but anon how will you get a job"
>"you'll spend the rest of your 20s studying?! pfft nerd.."
>"no woman will want to marry a man still in education at 30"
>"loooool anon why don't you just ride Mr. Schlomo's wild goy ride and work a wage slave job LIKE ME?"
>"you don't own a metal box that goes zoom zoom?"
>"whores love my ZOOOOOOOOM metal box ZOOOOOOM look how cool I am because I have a car"
>mfw
>>28469336
>being 150k in debt
yeah no thanks famallama
>>28469502
Crack overtime for little pay for Dr. Shekelstein to secure his research grant
>>28469529
In psychology, it's free and they give you 20k yearly
>>28469549
You're right desu
"I want that Feminism and Climate Change paper on my desk by Monday morning"
>OP thinking dumb fantasies
Time to break your dumb delusions, OP:
>wake up at 6am
>shower
>hurry up to college
>get into shared office at 7:30am
>prepare lecture materials while trying to scarf down food that would make even fat people wince
>8:30am teach undergrad class
>9:30am second class
>10:30am third clasd
>11:30am lunch
>11:35am twice a week, meet with professor and committee to talk about dissertation
>12:30pm class on quantim advanced linear prismatic research methods #34,464,688 for 2 hours
>2:30pm finally get a chance to use the bathroom
>3:30pm tutoring time
>5:30pm dinner
>5:45pm start on 20 page paper assigned in clasd today which is due net class
>7:30pm finally chance to use bathroom again
>7:32pm begin working on dissertation again until bed time
>1am bedtime
I intend to
>Doing double degree in robotics and comp science
>Get PhD
>Spend rest of my life learning how to build a robot waifu
a-am i gunna make it guys?
>>28469502
And what are you doing your phd research for senpai
Seems like a pretty shit deal to me
>all this work
>get paid the same as some cockslut nursing student
Why
>>28469502
I hope you realize that grad students literally work for free my man.
Research is no longer glamorous
>>28469707
this
>worked like a dog for six years
>"sorry, no jobs because your research wasn't high-impact enough, don't worry though I'm sure you can find an entry-level programming job that you could've gotten with just your bachelor's, though"
>>28469821
25k a year here
Not good but it is twice as much as I earn now
Plus it beats being a wagekek
>>28469828
That's what you get for doing a PhD when you had nothing significant to contribute.
Researcher saw you just wanted the PhD, saw you'd work the hours for nothing substantial in return and you got got.
>>28469999
>those numbers
holy shit
>>28469336
Want to be a PhD in bio-informatics. Setting myself up to never have to see another human again. People will just send me data and I will have my computer analyze it and give them the result. My job will be mostly done by a machine, and one day I'll simply walk away, disappear, and they may never notice.
They'll just keep uploading their data.
I'm starting University in the winter, and I want to go for a PhD in English. Everyone's telling me it's a bad idea, however most of them ended up dropping out of their Engineering or Nursing programs, so I don't really want to take their advice seriously. Is this really a bad idea, guys?
>>28472157
Are you going to be a university professor in English?
